“And bring the search warrant.” “You mean the sledgehammer, sir?” “Yes.”
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“And bring the search warrant.” “You mean the sledgehammer, sir?” “Yes.”
Feet of Clay - Terry Pratchett (via bcboo)

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ADS THAT SUDDENLY TAKE UP THE WHOLE PAGE
ADS THAT SUDDENLY TAKE UP THE WHOLE PAGE AND PLAY MUSIC
What about ads that play music, but you can’t find them anywhere on the page?
Still hearing the ads music after you close the page
having adblock
Sites that forbid adblock
When ads pop up even when Adblock is enabled
When porn ads pop up unexpectedly
this post gets better everytime i see it
When you try get rid of the add really fast but accidentally click on the link that sends you to seventy different pages before you can go back.
THIS POST KEEPS GETTING BETTER
When the ad shows something you’re actually interested in.
When you have to wait to skip the ad
When the ad is about abused/animals needing homes
@extraordinaquari
I dub this post “The Legend of Advertisements”!
when you get rid of the add but it keeps coming back.
It got better.
Making it my goal to reblog this once every day lol
When you get so many ads at once that the site you’re on crashes and you have to reload the page.
They were trying to get Paras to evolve but letting him think he defeated Arbok and Weezing. Team Rocket is the best.
this was a cute ep
I won’t survive manakaloss - I don’t think I’m going to stay with hello project any longer
WAIT WHAT
I tell you, commander, it’s true that some of the most terrible things in the world are done by people who think, genuinely think, that they’re doing it for the best, especially if there is some god involved.
Terry Pratchett, Snuff (via snipejaeg)

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Fandom: SHINee
“I put my hands on either side of his head on the mirror behind him. I felt a sly smile creep over me. Taemin looked like a deer in the headlights. You know, if deer were sexy.”
Me, starting Night Watch for the fifth time: Oh, yeah, this is one of my favorites, isn't it? It'll work for a quick few pages to read while I eat lunch.
Me, three hours later, lunch forgotten, half way through the book and struggling to hold back tears: OFFICER OF THE LAW AND NOT A SOLDIER OF THE GOVERNMENT. WHERE IS THE LAW. BUILD THE BARRICADES PROPERLY. AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
OH GOD I WASN’T READY FOR WHAT CONTENT AWARE SCALING DOES TO MY CAT
Watch: George Takei sends a message in Spanish about how we can defeat Trump

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“I meant to shoot the autistic man and missed” is the cop’s story? Good lord.
lord
Jesus…
this story managed to get worse??? like 10000x worse???
the new kids + interacting with harrison ford
this is just so fucking harrison ford tho i mean
never forget that Jessie went to Pokemon nursing school with a class of chansey
Pugs are not cute
Pugs are not cute. Pugs are malformed, inbred, sick animals that should never have existed.
(Above: pug and wolf skulls. Note the shallow eye sockets, crowded, protruding teeth, and short snout in the pug.)
Dogs pant to cool themselves. As pugs have practically no snouts, they have trouble cooling their bodies and they can suffer from organ failure as a result.
Pugs are often unable to breathe properly due to their short snouts and compact breathing passages. This inhibits their ability to do things that dogs like best - running, chasing things, playing.
Pugs suffer from a mangled jaw from which their teeth grow in all directions.
Because of the distorted shape of their skulls, their eyes commonly pop out of their heads. 60% of prolapsed eyes become blind. Eyes put back in the skull are prone to infection and the dog may need treatment for the rest of their life.
Their eyes are also prone to swelling painfully, becoming scratched, and being irritated by their eyelashes.
When excited, pugs are prone to getting fluid stuck in their throats, making them choke or gasp for breath. This is given the cutesy nick name “reverse sneezing”. [video]
As it can be difficult for pugs to exercise, they are prone to obesity.
Some pugs are born with their nostrils pinched almost shut, making it impossible for them to live without an operation.
The wrinkles on their faces will become infected without constant, careful cleaning by their caretaker.
About 64% of pugs suffer from hip dysplasia (malformed hip sockets) which causes crippling lameness and painful arthritis.
Pugs have a genetic weakness to demodectic mange (a pretty nasty skin condition caused by mites).
Their curled tail makes them susceptible to hemivertibrae - misshapen backbones which cause spine bending and instability, neurological disorders, back leg paralysis, incontinence, and pain.
Pugs are so inbred that a study of ten thousand pugs in the UK had the genetic makeup of only 50 individuals. Inbreeding means that defective genes are more likely to be expressed and passed on to offspring.
Necrotizing meningoencephalitis (brain swelling) is common among pugs. Dogs with this condition usually die within a few weeks.
I am so sick of seeing pugs being celebrated. Their small, squashed skulls, facial wrinkles, curled tails, and protruding eyes are actually valued when these characteristics are a cruelty in themselves.
Pugs are charming, sweet, funny little souls and they don’t deserve the bodies humanity has designed for them.
Stop celebrating pugs. Stop buying pugs.
let’s celebrate retro pugs instead
responsible breeders decided they liked the temperament but the health issues were a nightmare, so they fixed them, they bred them out
it’s retro as in before the muzzle was bred out
and look at them
the one on the left is a retromop and the one on the right is a (elderly) pug
they’re healthier, live longer and have all the pug benefits with none of the usual health issues because of the deformed skull
they have longer legs
making exercise easier, and yet maintained most of the pug looks, and yes, they have the pug grin
want a pug - get a retropug or retromop, a healther, happier, and possibly cheaper option
even though I love pugs, it’s important that people know this
Retromops are where it’s at friend. Keep 100% of the pug charm with 0%of the terrible unhealthy inbred deformity.
i didn’t know this about pugs !!!!! poor lil guys. poor lil woof boys
I dig pugs too, but this is something I can’t simply ignore either. I appreciate you sharing this piece of information about the concerned health issues about this breed.

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Confession:
I’m so worried with Mai’s voice… it sounds so bad and painful
She's always sounded like that lol
Confession:
While I do have my own opinions on Momona and the 5ki addition, the main thing that’s weird for me with her being added is the fact that she’s the first full-fledged HP member to be younger than me. Ever since I’ve been a fan, all the idols have been older than me. Even Akane, and CG 2ki were older than me by a few months. Momona’s more than a year younger than me. It’s just..weird for me. It’s a bit shocking too, I guess. Hard to describe in words.
Jesus Christ I'm 27 you're like 14 its not shocking