Nina Häagen-dazs

In light of Etika’s suicide, i never EVER want to hear people say shit about people doing things for attention. If someone is doing erratic and dangerous things for attention, they need your fucking help, not your ridicule

can someone please explain to me why i’m thirsty for a lanky swedish dude who dresses up as an old evil pope

…. iconic

“Yoink” is the opposite of “Yeet”

But it’s just as fast

Yoink on my meat yeet

snail as old as slime

that post was right i wouldn’t have a sense of humor without spongebob. its still some of the goddamn funniest shit i’ve ever seen. spongebob almost dying because he’s too polite to ask for a glass of water at sandy’s house. mr. krabs and spongebob killing the health inspector. smittywerbenjagermenjensen. “I was born with glass bones and paper skin. every morning I break my legs. and every afternoon I break my arms.” the perfume department on the flying dutchman’s boat. that time spongebob cleared his mind to be a fine dining waiter and forgot his own name because that’s how customer service just BE. the ugly barnacle that was so ugly everyone DIED. the END. the one where squidward buys a pie but it’s actually a bomb. and the MUSICAL numbers like??? the fun song. the christmas song. tony award winning song “this grill is not a grill”. the entire band geeks episode like…this is all from the top of my head!!!!! just from the top of my head!!! there’s so much more!!! thank god for stephen and all the laughs i’ve had because of him.