babe are you okay you've barely mentioned peeling oranges for your lover today

i hate making accounts. what do you need my email address for you little pervert

why is lotion so annoying to apply i want to be soft and smooth but this is too much

you’re only in your 20’s. relax.

I saw an article called “Make Peace With Your Unlived Life” and it really made me stop and think. So much of our lives is mourning for what we didn’t become. It’s a waste. We didn’t waste any opportunities. What came and went was not meant for us.

sesame street gets exponentially funnier as you age. god i love it

In my defense your honor I had really good music on and it made me want to do something evil

wish i could go back to eden and give eve a vibrator

what hozier song is this