fuckkk dude just PLEASEEEE let me look back in anger. PLEASEEE come on man come on just once okay just let me look back in anger once…

puts my uncomfortably wet hand on your shoulder. see here, gay boy- can i call you gay boy?

sources say there are muscles in the back of my neck. and they want to kill me

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I think being pinned onto the clothesline and fluttering in the afternoon breeze while I sun dry would cure me actually

if anything happens in your life you should start having strange thoughts and beliefs

when people ask you why you watch/read extreme horror stuff you can’t just say “idk why i like it” you amateur. you have to overstate its value and imply you’re intellectually superior because you can stomach it.

they can't stop you from thinking about gay sex on company time

A fun fact about me is that my back hurts.