the max verstappen show

Max Verstappen's subplot is literally being 1 of the most homoerotic people to grace motosport n nobody talks ab it. Like hes been part of ships since he was a teenager ((daniel 🚓)) hes the most written ab driver on ao3 by like thousands of works. And all he does is prance around n smile n hug and b built like a hourglass wid big lashes n thick lips. I hope Jos wakes up every day knowing his tough, scary son is getting passed around the paddock like a goddam bottle of ketchup. u fucking asshole. Hes dainty n gentle n a sweet lil thing and ur going to HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Not that simple bb like the market is tight rn its all very muddled. No clear path imo. Max cant just escape his obligations to the team at least until the end of the year. Theres prolly a clause he can activate before that, even. Till then, the teams entitled to him, sure, but hes also entitled to demand more, better, and do so publicly and however he wants. He can name, shame, humiliate. They cant gag him. I hope today marks a change of tone in the way he approaches races like these.

U literally have Russell in the drivers room watching the crash n noticing how the rear didnt close like rbr is literally gambling wid his well being while doing nothing ab the issues because they know he'll suck it up n out deliver. Its fucking gross

We aint seen nothing

I dont even want to think ab that rn man