Moose Tracks

things that are fake: gender, time, the government things that are real: the chupacabra

He looks like a fucking serial killer

self c….. self care is uh, it’s— self care is when you drink the orange juice and it’s just right and it tastes good and you say “mmm good juice”. thanks for reading my post.

‪Kill the rich. Overthrow the government. Believe in science. Be gay. ‬

A human getting pissed at their vampire boyfriend so they put in a silver sterling tongue stud and bracelets and earrings and their vampire boyfriend is just standing five feet away like “babe. c’mon.”

#’what are we having tonight’ ‘italian’ ‘TALK TO ME’

WE HAVE A NEW WINNER.

if i was a shapeshifter, half of my time would be spent making myself look androgynous and trimming up the things about my shape I’m not happy with, and half of my time would be spent making my teeth look just a little bit sharper than is normal, changing my eye-color subtly between slightly unsettling shades, and giving myself an intricate “tattoo” that just barely moves every couple of hours, until it’s in a whole new shape next time you look at me.

@reagenix

can’t wait to move out into the middle of nowhere and build a happy cottage and grow raspberries and have dandelion tea with honey and bake bread and pies and raise goats and ducks and a cat or two