Superfluous garbage

S.coups: No, and please don't try it.

Seungkwan: Hey, I can do that!

S.coups: Seungkwan, you're not helping...

Vernon: Let me try!

Vernon: *starts choking on his hand*

Hoshi: Hm, paradichlorobenzene isn't corrosive right?

Woozi: Not usually, but that depends on what it's mixed with. Why?

Hoshi: Well... let’s say I got some on my hand...

Woozi: What was it mixed with?

Hoshi: Unknown B....

S.coups: My students are like my children, I care for you and I want you to succeed and get good grades; however, I don't care for you enough for horsey-rides or anything.

Jeonghan: Actually, I'm so good looking that a past student wrote me a 7 page love poem, single spaced.

Joshua: While I completely understand and respect where you're coming from, you can't cite "Jesus" in your paper.

Jun: You know, I've had 5 students email me to complement my ass, but I still don't know if I'm a decent professor or not.

Hoshi: There are very nice and exact measuring devices you can buy for this procedure, but we're at a community college so we're going to be using Styrofoam cups.

Wonwoo: Now, allow me to play you the very accurate theme song of the year. *Proceeds to play Life is Shit, by The Dead Milkmen*

Woozi: *Tries to climb on top of a podium to fix the projector*If I fall and die you all get F's.

DK: Blessed are the horse gamblers.

Mingyu: You guys should have been here on Tuesday, I took the lid off of the reaction too soon and blew up the front half of the lab.

The8: Our lab has its own exit, so if the building catches fire we can leave unharmed while everyone else burns.

Seungkwan: Oh no...It seems I've just sucked a fish through the filtration system, what have I done.

Vernon: If anyone in the U.S. ran a campaign ad where they killed a dragon and had laser eyes I'd instantly vote for them.

Chenle: What? The fire?

Mark: No, the....wait, there’s a fire?

Joshua: Josh for short.

~Courtesy of me taking 3 classes with labs this semester.~

S.Coups:

-Generally confused.

-He does his best and tries to help you to the best of his ability.

-Very organized.

-Almost grabbed a stock bottle of HCl instead of water.

Jeonghan:

-"The only thing hotter than this Bunsen burner is me".

-Got in trouble with the instructor, because "looking fabulous" is not an excuse to violate dress code.

-Thinks the 3D model for a Benzene ring looks like a crown.

-Actually knows what he's doing.

Joshua:

-Super sweet and helpful.

-Speaks Latin for some reason.

-Remembers every element and their atomic masses/numbers.

-Gets emotional during dissections.

Jun:

-Flirts with people to get them to do his work.

-Wants to be a model after college.

-Talks about oddly personal things during lab.

-Grabbed the wrong automatic pipette and doused the desk in C6H12.

Hoshi:

-Very helpful when it comes to carrying things.

-Don't let him help with anything else.

-Pretends he's wolverine using test tubes full of corrosives.

-Somehow ends up with an A in the class.

Wonwoo:

-Read the entire textbook before classes started.

-Walking terminology dictionary.

-Secretly does his lab calculations before going to lab because math isn't his best subject.

-Enjoys dissections way too much.

Woozi:

-Knows what he's doing and let's everyone else know it as well.

-"You can't do that, really?".

-Is really nice outside of lab.

-Everyone is pretty sure his last name is secretly "Rutherford".

DK:

-Excited to be doing science.

-Lived off of Bill Nye as a kid.

-Won't let you carry any beakers because he doesn't want you to hurt yourself.

-Maxed the gas output on a Bunsen burner then lit a match, because it wasn't working.

Mingyu:

-Can reach all of the fancy beakers.

-Isn't allowed to use any of the fancy beakers because he drops them.

-Does his labs within a decent amount of time, and then helps with yours.

-Still doesn't totally understand the concept of Significant Figures.

The8:

-Surprisingly serious.

-Wears latex gloves when handling everything (even water).

-Forgets to take his goggles off outside of lab.

-Happy to help with any calculations.

Seungkwan:

-Strategically picked the desk next to the fire extinguisher.

-Caustic chemicals make him nervous.

-Over-dramatic whenever anything spills.

-Constantly making bad chemical puns.

Vernon:

-Yahoo answers is his go-to for lab help.

-Tries to rap the periodic table to memorize it, and fails, because wtf rhymes with half of the stuff.

-Shows you memes during lab.

-Fell out of his chair laughing when he discovered L-Fucitol.

Dino:

-Does his best.

-Actually lets you help him if he doesn't understand something.

-Strangely good at balancing complex chemical equations.

Hoshi: You’re afraid of telephones?!

Mingyu: It's four in the morning!

Woozi: So you can't sleep, huh?

Jisung: Maybe it was like a Russian Kinder Surprise egg?

Jeno: Doubtful, also that chocolate looks like it's made of coal.

Chenle: It tasted like coal.

Renjun: Chenle, I think you ate a vase.

Vernon: Heck.

S.coups: HEY! YOU’RE ON THIN FUCKING ICE.

S.coups: ...

Jun: I don’t need to. You’re the only light I need in my life ~ ♥

Joshua: Stairway to Heaven.

Woozi: Highway to Hell.

Seungkwan: Everything that comes out of your mouth is stupid!!

Vernon: Seungkwan.

Seungkwan: ...

Vernon: ...