Seventeen as Lab Partners.
~Courtesy of me taking 3 classes with labs this semester.~
-He does his best and tries to help you to the best of his ability.
-Almost grabbed a stock bottle of HCl instead of water.
-"The only thing hotter than this Bunsen burner is me".
-Got in trouble with the instructor, because "looking fabulous" is not an excuse to violate dress code.
-Thinks the 3D model for a Benzene ring looks like a crown.
-Actually knows what he's doing.
-Super sweet and helpful.
-Speaks Latin for some reason.
-Remembers every element and their atomic masses/numbers.
-Gets emotional during dissections.
-Flirts with people to get them to do his work.
-Wants to be a model after college.
-Talks about oddly personal things during lab.
-Grabbed the wrong automatic pipette and doused the desk in C6H12.
-Very helpful when it comes to carrying things.
-Don't let him help with anything else.
-Pretends he's wolverine using test tubes full of corrosives.
-Somehow ends up with an A in the class.
-Read the entire textbook before classes started.
-Walking terminology dictionary.
-Secretly does his lab calculations before going to lab because math isn't his best subject.
-Enjoys dissections way too much.
-Knows what he's doing and let's everyone else know it as well.
-"You can't do that, really?".
-Is really nice outside of lab.
-Everyone is pretty sure his last name is secretly "Rutherford".
-Excited to be doing science.
-Lived off of Bill Nye as a kid.
-Won't let you carry any beakers because he doesn't want you to hurt yourself.
-Maxed the gas output on a Bunsen burner then lit a match, because it wasn't working.
-Can reach all of the fancy beakers.
-Isn't allowed to use any of the fancy beakers because he drops them.
-Does his labs within a decent amount of time, and then helps with yours.
-Still doesn't totally understand the concept of Significant Figures.
-Wears latex gloves when handling everything (even water).
-Forgets to take his goggles off outside of lab.
-Happy to help with any calculations.
-Strategically picked the desk next to the fire extinguisher.
-Caustic chemicals make him nervous.
-Over-dramatic whenever anything spills.
-Constantly making bad chemical puns.
-Yahoo answers is his go-to for lab help.
-Tries to rap the periodic table to memorize it, and fails, because wtf rhymes with half of the stuff.
-Shows you memes during lab.
-Fell out of his chair laughing when he discovered L-Fucitol.
-Actually lets you help him if he doesn't understand something.
-Strangely good at balancing complex chemical equations.
-Secretly a nursing student.