Lend Your Ears to the Song of a Goddess

Birth Certificates are just receipts for human beings.

how and where can i return myself

motherfucker thought he could slip a state named after himself in there

I mean in fairness he also gave his predecessors one each fucking “metropotamia” though? “equitasia?” what a fucking nerd

isnt equitasia where the my little ponies live

I can’t believe Thomas Jefferson was the first brony

@tempestpaige @soih

look at his feets. he’s doing a dance.

sometimes when i need a mood boost i just go on amazon and read customer reviews of stuffed animals because theyre always so nice and happy

Fun fact: your brain is trying to find the person you’re talking to because it hears them but can’t see them.

Fucking stupid ass brain

Last year the seniors had a mariachi band follow the principle for 3 hours

Confuse, don’t abuse ;)

MY NEW MOTTO

The graduating class before mine (I went to a fairly small school, so this was a graduating class of about 70 people) all brought marbles with them to graduation. When the superintendent handed them their diplomas and shook their hands, each graduate handed him a marble in turn. He had to start handing them over to the other people on the stage when his pockets filled up. By the end of the ceremony, there were about five men in suits with the pockets full of marbles. It was lowkey hilarious, and I’m not usually a fan of pranks.

In college I printed out a bunch of Nicholas Cage faces and hid them around the dorm. One of my roommates had this massive jar of pickles and I taped one under the lid. I was so thrilled to be there for the reveal, she just looked so defeated like “I don’t know what I was expecting but somehow it wasn’t this.”

thats how a drag race queen describes her runway look