Superman is a dick

Father-Figure superman is an imposing dick.

Superman is clearly perplexed and bewildered by an adversary who cannot be overcome by a severe beating.

The smug expression on Superman's face really sells it. 

You can call Superdickery all you want, but this is a PSA, not a weird silver age story.

And that makes it all the more horrifying. Seriously Mr. Truth, Justice, and the American way is saying "Child abuse is wrong, but go back with your dad who intends to hit you and work this out." To a child fleeing for his life.

Captain TRIUMPH is cool with the dude dying, he can only use his freakish hands to save so many people a day, and dames in slinky dresses take precedence.

The looks of concern on their faces... their poor innocent faces.

Batman, you dick.

Batman is a shallow dick. And also probably gay.