the universe has existed for billions of years and by a coincidence we ended up living at the same time. that counts for something.

why he do dat

he checking if too hot

your cat is neopolitan

things to take * a nap * it easy * care

* on me

* me on

The transfer is complete

Its all you kids talk about… nut this, cum that

when your depression gets mistaken for laziness 😩😩😩🔥🔥🔥❤️❤️❤️💯💯💯📢📢📢👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽

When you stop being able to tell the difference  😩😩😩🔥🔥🔥❤️❤️❤️💯💯💯📢📢📢👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽

me: on the verge of a breakdown me, three minutes later: im horny

won’t drink lukewarm water but i’ll put another person’s genitals in my mouth

nonsense give him a raise

4 days old and already a star

submerge yourself in aloe vera gel for free

why

for free

Life isn’t always candy ! Sometimes it’s a mouthful of sand! You just have to keep putting things in your mouth!!!

This sounds like it was written by my dog