What is my whole life I mean seriously???

MOTHER OF GOD

ARE YOU FUCKIN

OH GOD ITS BACK

Sound ON!!

Women can write m/m. Men can write f/f. Asexuals can write filthy smut. Lesbians and gay men can write m/f. It's all arbitrary anyway. Who give a shit.

"Oh but they don't have an experience of-" I don't have any experience committing or solving murders either but that's still mostly what I read and write about.

I've never banged an alien but here we are.

You've never banged an alien yet! There's always time!

Reblog if you've never banged an alien yet

the teen titans powersets are so crazy because it’s like. girl whose father is the devil, from the bible. girl who can make the earth swallow you. alien princess with laser beams. boy who can do a backflip

No offense but all the Germans in the comments explaining why this isn’t funny is the funniest part of this to me

Like of course I know it means "We're looking for you". But why are you looking for them? To such their dich?

Reblog if it's to such their dich

@frownyalfred just reblogged this with the tag #this but with the batkids and jason and first of all, holy shit, yes; second of all, why has this never shown up in any of the incorrect batman quote blogs I follow??

Lol I feel like this would make a great fic, where damian accidentally maybe injures someone a tad too much with his sword and calls Jason and Jason’s ready to go off on him for being reckless (love my secretly protective jason) and then he sees damian crying a little and hiding it so he just shoots the guy and is like “hey hey hey it’s okay, it’s okay, see? I shot him, it’s fine, you’re gonna be fine—“

the phantom of the opera and the hunchback of notre dame? opposite ends of same spectrum 

And beauty and beast falls somewhere in the middle

someone do a graph

This is the science I’m here for