olli!!

i have an infestation of ants in my fucking bedroom oh my god

never mind theyre all over the apartment :')

ants in my bedddd. ants in my bed!!!!!!

hwiehfnawieoj that sounds awful omigosh im so sorry ants genuinely creep me out so bad and im sayin that as the biggest fan of spiders i HATE ants good luck dude!!1

this is poetry can i print this out n frame it n place it above my bed so it will be the last thing i see when i go to bed and the first thing i see when i wake up

as much as i love the show adaptation of asoue, there are still things that i wish were done better. my big thing is that they removed times where the baudelaires (usually violet + klaus) bickered a bit/fought, which not only showed they weren’t perfect siblings, but also made the moments where they praised or relied on each other just that much sweeter. because in the books, even when they were frustrated with each other, their siblings were their whole world. oh baudelaire siblings you will always be loved by me

Oh to be a random student at Prufrock Prepatory School. Imagine you go to the world's most boring, depressing school, where the only interesting thing is this one thirteen year old girl that wants to kill anyone that doesn't smile at her, and then within the span of a few weeks, you get five new students, all of which are orphans, two of them get kidnapped by your new gym teacher who is actually a murderer in disguise, the other three immediately get expelled, and then even the annoying girl is gone. And then your maths teacher gets arrested for robbing a bank and your vice principal burns to death a few weeks later.

this sucks so bad i need to (remembers suicide jokes only make my mental health worse) join a secret society revolving around elaborate eye motifs, literature and also fire-fighting

oh real and fictional older sisters, you'll always be tragic.

i lied put your clothes back on. i’m going to explain to you how the entirety of a series of unfortunate events was meant to explain the foster care system to young children and how mr. poe symbolizes every adult who doesn’t believe abused children and instead falls for the facades that the abuser puts on in order to maintain a sense of innocence

The chances are very high that a future dog of mine will be named Nanook

todd anderson 😭😭😭😭😭😭 ily😭😭😭😭😭😭 sweet tanderson😭😭😭😭 you deserve the world 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💗💗💗💗💗

Johnny Cade being a kid who was failed by the system to protect him, while the Curtis boys are fighting against the system to keep together.

VITA CO COOO VITA COO COOOOO I AM FEELING RAYHER LOCO 🥹🥹