that's wild

“I’ve already seen Hocus Pocus 6 times this month, that number is just going to keep going up. Sorry not sorry to the people around me who have to hear me quote it constantly.”

“Hocus Pocus is a Halloween staple. If you don’t watch it at least twice a week the whole month of October, you’re not a real Halloween lover.”

“i don’t ever stress over what to wear like…i’ve never been like that..it’s usually just some kind of jeans and a shirt…or leggings and a shirt…sometimes a dress but like…be like WE’RE GOING TO DISNEY…or YOU’RE GOING TO SEE FLYNN THIS WEEKEND and suddenly, i’m the most fashion conscious person you’ve ever met. also, i’m going to see flynn this weekend!”

“Any excuse to go shopping is a good excuse. Even if it’s even back to school shopping. But that’s so awesome!”

@itsjessyee: not sure she was really praising it seeing as eli said it first, she was just commenting on in since she literally has our friend group HS life documented on her youtube channel.

@sunshinepie: oh my god.

@sunshinepie: you must be someone who also thinks skinny-shaming is a thing too, don’t you?

@sunshinepie: what the actual fuck is the point of this trash tweet.

“right? it’s just like - immediate bad bitch status.”

“My favorite type of status.”

“oh my god, yeah. it helps having a friend whos a nail tech because then i just make her do them for me, but yes - literally all the time. it’s amazing what a new set and blowout can do for you.”

“There’s just something about looking down and seeing them done. It gives me such an energy rush, sometimes I wonder if I’m adopted when that happens. I’m ready to beat an asshole.”

“you’d think that in the summer my time at the rink would die down - that is the biggest lie. i was there for twelve hours today, i don’t think i ever want to go back.”

“Twelve hours?! How are you not covered in frostbite right now?”

Corbyn had left the gym for the night over an hour ago and he still wasn’t home. He’d been on the phone with Robyn when the hood of his car had started smoking and yep- it was fucked up. What was fucked up he wasn’t sure of, the flashlight of his phone not helping too much with the whole situation. He’d been calling his Mom for thirty minutes but she wasn’t answering- probably off releasing rats into Will Schuester’s garden or something- and he was getting fucking fed up. 

Sighing, he finally pulled up safari to google the closest tow company and prayed it would be open at this time. If not, he’d just have to leave the car there and get a ride. Upon calling, his worst fear was recognized and just, fuck… Today really wasn’t his day.

@sunshnepie

Sunshine hated her job. She was okay with having to get a summer job, but she hated that she chose a job that was literally stuck in the forties. She thought it would be cute and fun to work in a diner that was a replica of the diners back then, complete with the rustic booths and old school uniforms. But what wasn’t cute was the gross old men that tried to grab her ass as she walked by. 

Thankful that her nigh shift was over she quickly locked up the diner, getting in her car and driving away. She made a mental note to start looking for a different summer job, something that didn’t make her leave close to midnight and want to slap someone all at the same time. Driving down the quiet road she noticed a car at the side, and her helping instincts took over. Knowing very well it could be a murderer sitting in the car she pulled up to the side, honking the the horn lightly before rolling down her passenger side window. “Hey, you okay over there?” She called out, a smile growing on her face as she saw who it was. 

“So I thought I had found the love of my life. He was hot, smart but not annoying smart, sweet as hell. He took me to nice dinners, He even surprised me with a long weekend out on some lake I can’t remember the name of. Then I find out that cabin at the lake belongs to his wife’s family and the kids in the pictures in his wallet, didn’t come with the wallet, they’re his? Like? Fucking Pardon?”

“Oh no. That’s the absolute worst. How much of a horrible human being can you be to do that, and not even wear a wedding ring? Disgusting.Please tell me you socked him. ”