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“I won’t lie, you lost me at little jellybean people.”

Its easier to explain when you’re in a game anyways 

@theteaguevdb: the overwhelming majority voted for Draco Malfoy. So, get ready Potter.

“Is that like… Minecraft or some shit?”

Not really.. its about a crew of little jellybean people and one of them gets infected with an alien and that one is goes around killing everyone so you have to figure out who is the imposter

Yeah–I’m afraid I can’t help you there, Sunshine. I can help with lying, but not if you don’t have some groundwork to work with.

hey you know its all good.

It’s all about confidence. If you truly believe what you’re saying, it makes it easier to get a lie out. At least in games. When it comes to real life, it’s not that simple unfortunately.  

I just think it’s cause i’ve been best friends with all of them since ninth grade, they know im a bad liar. 

“that sounds insanely complicated.”

It’s really not that bad. 

“what even is that?”

It’s a video game. you play as either a crew member or imposter. and if you’re the crew member you have tasks to do, and the imposter goes around killing people. and when a dead body is found you talk about it and vote out someone. you either win by all the crew members finishing the tasks, or as the imposter killing more people then who can vote you out.

I was over seas in the Navy….  No video games over there.  I was there almost a year and in training before, and there and back and forth for a while now. 

That just seems not fun at all. though four years ago i was still in high school and not even thinking of thing like that..nor would i be right now. but are you at least happy to be home?

Okay but damn I feel like an old man. What’s steam? I have my Playstation that’s about it or me. 

Its a place to buy online computer games? have you been living under a rock?

I have… no idea what that is? shows how out of the loop I have been right?  it’s a video game? A board game? a phone game? what I am missing? 

It’s a computer video game. it’s like five bucks on steam.