im too old to still be on here

No one will know the violence it took to become this gentle.

This … is the one

That took a turn I wasnt expecting!

“you are a lawyer and he is a hamster” is one of the funniest statements ive ever had the pleasure of reading

AUTO REBLOG

Thank you, Richard Beale, for making our opinion of the past slightly more ridiculous.

13-year-olds are the same everywhere and everywhen

Still trying to come to terms with the fact I’ll never be a librarian who can speak a dead language and be recruited by a ruggish but handsome explorer for a quest to lift the curse and save the world

because of the pandemic travel restrictions?

Because of the pandemic travel restrictions.

Nsishwidhdwjdislwndodjwiwk this is an excellent addition, god bless

hard pill to swallow: the idea that your ‘soulmate’ or ‘the one’ will know exactly how to make you happy without you ever having to communicate is fake. the fantasy that you will have all your needs met in a relationship without ever having to be vulnerable is fundamentally not true. sometimes you have to express your needs and desires, you have to ask for things, you have to communicate how you want to be loved, it’s uncomfortable and clumsy but relationships are about learning to love each other not being a mind reader

What did you just call me? Cunt? Like the philospher?

I love the generational gap between emoji usage. Anyone over 50 sees 🙃 and thinks "silly time! whee 🙃", whereas the rest of us immediately hear, verbatim, "they ask you how you are, and you just have to say that you're fine, when you're not really fine, but you just can't get into it because they would ne--"

Flying the flag upside down is a distress signal

Chapter 3 is HERE and I am SCREAMING because proud of myself for updating on a weekly-ish basis!!!

Good night supernatural metafandom (the fandom where we watch the supernatural fandom lose their minds wo ever seeing the show ourselves)