Cyrus: As your student body president, I want to know what I can do for you.
Cyrus: I want to help make your experience at this school even better, and in order to do that I need to know what it is you truly want. Which is why I have this suggestion box in front of me.
Cyrus: Yesterday, I asked you all to fill this box with suggestions on how to make life here more enjoyable, so now I am going to read them out loud to see which ones we all like and agree should become a reality! Let’s see what the students of Jefferson Middle School really want …
*Cyrus opens the box, dramatically lifts out one single piece of paper, holds it up so everyone can see it, and loudly clears his throat*
Cyrus: “Go to prom with TJ Kippen”.
Cyrus, pulling out another suggestion: “Go to prom with that blonde guy whose hoodies you’re always ‘borrowing’”.
Cyrus, slowly pulling out yet another suggestion, his brow wrinkling in confusion: “Heck, why stop at prom?? Just marry the guy (TJ Kippen) already!”
Cyrus, dumping the entire contents of the box onto the podium and rifling through them: “Ask your boy TJ to prom” … “Swing into prom with your favourite swing buddy” … “You + TJ Kippen = the perfect prom dates so hurry up and ask him already”??
Cyrus, blushing and widening his eyes at Buffy, Andi and Jonah: You GUYS.
Buffy: Hey, don’t look at us! We didn’t write those! It was all T–
TJ: WELL, I guess the people have spoken! That sure looks unanimous to me! We don’t even have to vote on it! And what the people want the people get, right?? Looks like you and I are gonna have to go to prom together, Cyrus! Gotta keep the student body happy!
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