kids these days who are fans of fall out boy and can just read the lyrics on spotify or whatever. do you know how lucky you are. when i was a lad you listened to an illegally burnt cd, heard a nonsensical string of syllables, and listened to it 100 times until you thought you know what was said. and then you got ahold of an album sleeve with lyrics and read the lyrics. and realise you were absolutely nowhere close.

the world is not scary plus im strong as hell

"every lover's got a little dagger in their hand" and "the person that you'd take a bullet for is behind the trigger" are bouncing around in my head like a screensaver

Ever listen to a song so good you can feel the guitar riffs in your teeth

Fall Out Boy is good because pete wentz was supposed to be the lawyer nepotism baby of all time and then he was like actually I'm going to start a pop punk band with my friend Andy and this freak my 15 year old chauffeur/guitarist/punching bag got into an argument with at a bookstore who he then brought home and asked if we could keep

the frequency of needing to food shop because you eat food and therefore deplete what you previously bought and need to restock…………being an adult is a nightmare

i bought bananas LAST week and you’re telling me because i ATE them i need to buy bananas again THIS week?????? we live in a hellscape.

grieving as an adult is so funny it's like. im sobbing my eyes out i'm laughing like a maniac im pondering the mortality of everything around me. ok glad thats out of my system because i have a dentist appointment in an hour

picking up my brain like it’s a 25lb bag of clay and slamming it on the wedging table until it’s soft and workable