snelf

fingers in his ass sunday

you know what day it is

Accidentally clicking on the trending tab on youtube is like being transported to a parallel reality where being funny is banned

*gets booed out of the doctor's office*

Failed my blood test like a dumbass

what i would give to be able to get a coffee at the barnes and noble starbucks and wander around the store ogling at the books and lil knick knacks while taking lil sips of my drink in between 

And getting slammed with the most intense urge to poo

why is it that when you want a scrambled egg the yolk is so strong it doesn’t want to break but when you want a fried egg the yolk is a delicate young maiden who’s never seen the outside world... why is there war and fighting. why isn’t there world peace </3

babygirl you can go into my private chest and take out 24 diamonds to make a suit of armor

Out of all of those vines, I only recognized one

I really missed out on the whole vine era