I need God to Facetune me

I never want my marriage to be based on toleration.

*relationship

*existence

*Time spent

I love this. There’s another one where they go to a wine tasting and give people a glass from a $20 bottle and they hate it, then a glass from a $200 bottle and they love it. But then they reveal that both glasses are actually from the same $20 bottle.

Be the energy you want to receive.

To everyone that’s in love right now: I hope it is gentle, kind, and does not hurt you physically or mentally.

I’m tryna channel this energy

in case you guys wanna know what modern high school dances are like, at mine despacito came on and everyone t-posed around this one kid as he fortnite danced like his life depended on it

here’s an idea: you stay at my place, we watch movies and make out and in the morning I make you pancakes