Sunflower Eyes

it made me laugh in an unholy fashion at four in the goddamn morning, so here, have this.

Guys really be out here thinking I won’t smash a wine bottle over their head

I recommend a beer bottle or a glass tumbler. Wine bottles are very hard to shatter, and you’re more likely to split a man’s skull open and cause permanent “attempted murder”-type brain damage, and you want to teach them a lesson not, like, become a convicted felon.

Nice, Thanks for the tip! I’m not a pussy and i can bury a body, but this could help someone else!

I thought this was going to be some sort of conspiracy thing for some reason but ended up crying..???

Hanna fucking did that!

“God can’t hear you.”

“One black coffee”

I don’t know about yall, but I know too much about this man’s life for this to the the first time I’ve ever seen a picture of him

He looks like the chaotic evil of Fred Rogers

Protect her