you make me blind

viciously and fatally attacked by an unknown animal at Claire’s

that was no animal, that was Claire herself

the claire witch project

😭😭😭😭💀

This is still one of the best executed jokes I’ve ever seen

bastard

he’s just a baby please

baby bastard more like

more bastardous than ever….

firstborn children are the dumbest currency ever lmao what if i never planned on having a child huh? ye hi Old Witch From Forest i want abs and four billion dollars you can have all my children in return tbh

is this a threat

You better believe it motherfucker!

when moses returned from the mountain with the stone tablets with the 10 commandments and saw the people worshipping the golden calf

hey i have hiccups can someone scare me

……you can go now