// Der Vatikan, die Wolfe

If we’re dating I will get you sexually frustrated a lot just to amuse myself

ourladyofiscariot

the best alcohol is a lot

“That might’ve been to stop me from stealin ‘em.” Without apology, she produced a crumpled pack from her school uniform’s blouse pocket and popped the last cigarette in her mouth. “Or because you’re gross enough as is. I oughta smack these things outta your mouth.”

“Hey! You don’t efen smoke properly, you alvays end up chokink!” Snatches the cigarette before the poor thing goes to waste and lights it for herself. “I’ll reesk eet.”

“I heard you mde Yumiko cry till she snuck you a pack! You’re just as awful as me-the drugstore has security now after the last few times. Suuuch a drag. Tall people’s pressure points are harder to reach, yeah?”

“So? She srew ze ones I had een ze eencinerator! I dunno vat you mean about tall people~” Leans on the girl’s shoulder.