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Roy Harper is a DC Comics legacy character introduced in the Golden Age as the protĂŠgĂŠ/son of Green Arrow (Oliver Queen). Roy was the original Speedy and had an extremely close relationship with his adoptive father Oliver Queen throughout the Golden and Silver Ages. In 1971, DC released the "Snowbirds Don't Fly" storyline in response to Nixon's announced War on Drugs. This storyline was a PSA designed to show what not to do when a loved one (particularly a young adult child) is struggling with addiction. This story would change the trajectory of Roy's story and cemented his role as a recovered addict, a part of his character that has unfortunately come to be his defining quality rather than being part of his larger story. Roy is a single father to Lian Harper (his daughter with the assassin Jade Nguyen/Cheshire), and has a sibling bond with family members Connor Hawke, Mia Dearden, and Emiko Queen. Roy's origins have always been connected to America's Indigenous Peoples and later comics have cemented their role in his life with his having been adopted by the DinĂŠ/Navajo as a young child before being adopted by Ollie in his teenaged years. Roy has had multiple mantles over the years, from Speedy, to Arsenal, to joining the Justice League of America as Red Arrow - but in every iteration is he the very image of a hero.
Reading list (with totally legal links) under the cut!
This reading list begins in the Golden Age and will take you through Pre-52 comics, and then end with the Green Arrow 80th Anniversary Super Spectacular! New 52 is left out because that is not Roy Harper, and Rebirth and more current comics are being left out for a lot of reasons that I won't list here.
If multiple issues are listed for one run at a time, only the first issue will be linked, the assumption is that you will be able to navigate to the following issues from there.
The next story on this list is "Snowbirds Don't Fly" - it is HEAVILY RECOMMENDED to read the above stories BEFORE reading Snowbirds as they should be considered required context for the storyline as they are the context the story is building from. Don't be a Judd Winick- do your reading kids.
Green Lantern Vol 2 #85-86
Action Comics #436
Teen Titans Vol 1 #44-52
Green Lantern Vol 2 #100
Teen Titans Vol 1 #53
World's Finest Vol 1 #251
Best of DC #18
New Teen Titans Vol 1 #27, 29-32
Tales of the Teen Titans #50
New Teen Titans Vol 2 #19-21
Action Comics Vol 1 #613-618, 627-634, 636-640
Secret Origins Vol 2 #38
New Titans Vol 1 #60-69, 97
Green Arrow Vol 2 #75
New Titans Vol 1 #99-114
Showcase '94 #7
New Titans Vol 1 #0, 115-130, Annual #11
Green Arrow Vol 2 #97-101 * these issues should be read with the understanding that the writer, Chuck Dixon, is a vocal hater of Oliver Queen and did his best to ruin the character's image before and during the character's death as soon as he took over the run
Showcase '95 #8
Batman + Arsenal #1
JLA/Titans Vol 1 #1-3
Arsenal #1-4
The Titans Vol 1 #1-50 Annual #1
Green Arrow Vol 3 #1-15*, 16-21 - *(most Roy centered issues are 1, 5-6, and 8-9)
Titans/Young Justice: Graduation Day #1-3
Teen Titans/Outsiders Secret Files/Origins Vol 1 (2003)
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Summary: The Justice League members think Batman is in love with Bruce Wayne's wife.
Pretense was part of the uniform, one of the many accessories that came with being married to Bruce Wayne. There was the public smile, the attentive nod, the light laugh at jokes that were more networking than humor. There was the practiced patience of standing beside Gothamâs favorite billionaire philanthropist while donors praised his generosity and reporters angled for the most flattering shot.
Central City was no different.
The exhibition hall glittered with glass, an architectural marvel overlooking the bay. Artifacts rotated slowly under museum lights, historical pieces saved from war zones, sculptures donated by impossibly wealthy patrons. All of it in the name of charity. All of it surrounded by security that looked impressive enough to reassure civilians, but flimsy enough that you felt Bruceâs hand rest a fraction more firmly at the small of your back as you walked.
You leaned slightly toward him. âYou look tense.â
Bruceâs smile didnât falter. His eyes, however, tracked the exits, the balconies, the structural beams overhead. âOccupational hazard.â
âYouâre not on duty tonight,â you murmured. âYouâre allowed to relax.â
His mouth curved, barely. âIâll try.â
He looked unfairly handsome in his tailored black suit, hair brushed back, cufflinks catching the light. The tabloids had long since moved on from calling him Gothamâs most eligible bachelor. A couple of years married, and the narrative had softened. Settled. Reformed. Lucky.
They were not wrong about the lucky part.
You accepted a glass of champagne from a passing server and turned to watch a small knot of people arguing amiably near a display case.
Bruce squeezed your hand once, quick and grounding, before letting go as someone approached to greet him. You listened to the polite exchange with half an ear, already cataloging the room the way Bruce had taught you, without ever meaning to. Old habit.
You were reaching for another sip of champagne when the lights went out.
For half a heartbeat, there was only confusion. A collective intake of breath. Then the alarms screamed to life, harsh and metallic, and the floor shuddered beneath your feet as something heavy struck the far end of the hall.
People began to panic.
âBruce...â you started, already turning toward him.
He was gone.
Not vanished in a puff of smoke or a blur of motion but absent nonetheless. The space beside you where he had been was suddenly empty, and your pulse spiked with a familiar mix of irritation and resignation.
Of course.
You didnât have time to dwell on it. The display cases along the walls shattered as masked figures dropped in from the ceiling, weapons humming with energy you very much did not want to be near. Someone screamed. Security scattered like startled birds.
You set your champagne down carefully on a nearby table and straightened your spine.
Fine. Showtime.
You moved the way Bruce had taught you, calm and efficient, guiding people toward the exits, keeping your voice low and steady. âThis way. No running. Watch your step.â
The air crackled, and suddenly there was a red blur tearing through the hall, lightning snapping at his heels.
âOkay!â Barry Allenâs voice echoed, far too cheerful for the circumstances. âEveryone stay calm, weâve got this under control...whoa!â
A green construct slammed into the floor, blocking a blast aimed at a cluster of civilians. Hal Jordan hovered above them, jaw set. âYou guys pick the worst places to rob.â
The villains snarled back, emboldened but clearly unprepared for two members of the Justice League.
You allowed yourself a brief exhale. Good. Backup.
Then the temperature in the room seemed to drop.
It wasnât literal. It was presence.
A shadow detached itself from the far wall, resolving into something tall and armored and unmistakable. The cape unfurled like a living thing, and suddenly Batman was there, moving through the chaos with terrifying precision.
Barry skidded to a stop mid-run. âUh. Hi?â
Halâs eyes widened. âWhat the hell is he doing here?â
Batman didnât answer. He never did, not when it wasnât strictly necessary. He disarmed one attacker with brutal efficiency, sending them sprawling, then pivoted seamlessly to shield a group of fleeing civilians.
Your heart did a small, treacherous flip.
There he was. In his other skin. Cold, unyielding, myth made flesh.
And then his head turned, and the white slits of his cowl locked onto you.
Everything else receded.
He crossed the distance between you in seconds. He stopped just close enough that you could see the faint scuff marks on his armor, the subtle rise and fall of his chest.
âAre you injured?â he asked.
The voice was different. Deeper. Filtered. But you heard what lay beneath it all the same.
Concern.
You shook your head. âIâm fine.â
He scanned you anyway, gaze flicking over you with a thoroughness that would have looked invasive if anyone else had been watching closely enough. His gloved hand hovered near your elbowânot touching, not quite, but ready.
Behind him, you could practically feel Barry and Halâs eyes widen.
Batman nodded once. âStay behind me.â
âAs if I wouldnât,â you murmured, just for him.
Something in his posture eased. Just a fraction.
He guided you toward the nearest secure exit, positioning himself so that his body blocked you from the worst of the chaos. A blast went off somewhere to your left, and he shifted instinctively, cape flaring to shield you.
Batman stopped at the edge of the hall, where emergency lighting cast everything in stark red shadows. He turned to face you fully.
âWait here,â he said. âIâll clear the rest.â
You reached out without thinking, fingers brushing his armored forearm. The contact was brief, easily missed, but his hand closed over yours for a heartbeat.
âBe careful,â you said softly.
His thumb pressed once against your knuckles, hidden from view. âAlways.â
Then he was gone again, swallowed by smoke, vengeance personified as he tore back into the fray.
You leaned against the wall and let yourself breathe.
From your vantage point, you watched Barry and Hal regroup, their expressions oscillating between focus and bafflement as they fought alongside Gothamâs Dark Knight. The villains were subdued quickly after that, no one was stupid enough to stick around once Batman had joined the party.
Within minutes, the hall was secure.
Emergency responders flooded in. Civilians were escorted out. The adrenaline drained from your system, leaving you pleasantly tired.
Batman reappeared at your side as if summoned by the thought alone.
âStill all right?â he asked.
You smiled. âTold you. Hard to scare me.â
A huff of something like amusement escaped him before he could stop it.
Barry stared.
Hal stared harder.
Batman inclined his head to you. âYou should rejoin your husband.â Then he straightened, already retreating behind the mask. âExcuse me.â
He disappeared into the night as efficiently as heâd arrived.
The moment he was gone, Barry rounded on Hal, eyes bright with excitement. âDid you see that?â
Hal crossed his arms. âOh, I saw it.â
âYou think...â
âI think,â Hal said slowly, âthat Batman has a thing for Bruce Wayneâs wife.â
Barry made a face. âNo way. Heâs not...he wouldnât...sheâs married.â
âSo?â Hal shot back. âSince when does having principles mean you donât have feelings? Did you hear his voice? He sounded like he was one bad day away from writing poetry.â
Barry snorted despite himself. âBatman doesnât write poetry.â
âIn the Batcave,â Hal said darkly. âCrying. Surrounded by bats.â
Barry hesitated. âHe does always get weird when Bruce Wayne comes up.â
âExactly!â Hal jabbed a finger in the air. âBrooding vigilante hates billionaire playboy who somehow landed a smart, self-made woman and settled down. Classic.â
Barry glanced toward you, then back at Hal. âYou think heâs been pining?â
âI think he sees her face on billboards and charity galas and tells himself itâs fine,â Hal said. âItâs not fine. Look how miserable he is all the time. I've always wondered what's wrong with him.â
Barry winced. âThatâsâŚkind of sad.â
âJuicy, though.â
You returned to Bruce Wayne not long after, finding him emerging from a different corridor, tie loosened, expression carefully arranged into concern.
The night ended the way these things always did: with sirens fading into the distance, reporters swarming like carrion birds, and Bruce Wayne reappearing at your side with a perfectly calibrated expression of concern.
You took his arm as cameras flashed.
âMr. Wayne,â someone called, breathless with excitement. âCan you tell us how it felt to have Batman personally assist in evacuating your wife?â
Bruceâs jaw tightened almost imperceptibly. His hand rested warm and steady over yours.
âWeâre grateful no one was seriously injured,â he said smoothly. âThatâs all that matters.â
You smiled on cue, letting the attention roll off you. Somewhere behind the press barricade, you caught a glimpse of red and green disappearing into the night.
You didnât see the looks they exchanged.
Barry Allen had replayed the footage in his head at least a dozen times by the time he and Hal Jordan regrouped on the Watchtower.
Not the fight. Not the villains.
The way Batman had moved toward you.
âTell me you noticed it too,â Barry said, pacing. âBecause I feel like I hallucinated that.â
Hal leaned back in his chair, arms crossed. âI noticed.â
âHe didnât even hesitate.â
âNope.â
âAnd the voice...â
âWay too soft.â
Barry grimaced. âIt wasâŚintimate.â
Hal scoffed. âDonât say intimate.â
âIâm saying intimate.â
Halâs jaw clenched. âHe had his hand on her elbow like...like he was afraid sheâd disappear.â
Barry stopped pacing. âOkay, now youâre making me sad.â
âIâm making me angry,â Hal shot back. âHeâs always lecturing us about boundaries and civilians and keeping emotion out of the job, and then he pulls that?â
âMaybe it was just...â Barry hesitated. âConcern?â
Hal stared at him. âFor one specific civilian. Who happens to be Bruce Wayneâs wife.â
Barry rubbed the back of his neck. âI meanâŚBatman doesnât exactly like Bruce Wayne.â
âThatâs putting it mildly,â Hal said. âEvery time Bruce Wayneâs name comes up, he shuts down like someone insulted his mother.â
Hal leaned forward. âHe hates him.â
âBecause...â
âBecause Bruce Wayne has everything he canât,â Hal said flatly. âCharm. A public life. A wife who looks at him like that.â
Barry swallowed. âYou really think heâs in love with her.â
Hal didnât answer immediately.
Then: âI think heâs been in love with her for a long time.â
They decided, very reasonably, they thought, to investigate.
Not in a creepy way.
In a professional way.
Batman didnât appreciate it.
They found him in the Batcave satellite hub on the Watchtower, reviewing holographic schematics with his usual grim focus.
âHey, Bats,â Barry said brightly. âGot a minute?â
Batman didnât look up. âMake it quick.â
Hal exchanged a glance with Barry. Showtime.
âWe were just curious,â Hal began, casual to the point of falsehood, âabout why you were in Central City.â
Batmanâs fingers paused over the controls. Just for a fraction of a second. âUnrelated investigation.â
âRight,â Barry said. âTotally. Makes sense.â
Silence stretched.
Barry pressed on, gently. âSo, uhâŚBruce Wayne.â
Batmanâs shoulders went rigid.
âWhat about him?â Batman asked, voice cool.
âYouâve worked with him before,â Barry said. âCharity stuff. Gotham initiatives. Just wondered what you think of him.â
Batman turned slowly, cape whispering against the floor.
âWhy.â
It wasnât a question.
Hal raised his hands. âNo reason. Just small talk.â
Batmanâs gaze flicked between them, sharp and assessing. For one awful moment, he wondered if this was it, if Superman had finally said something, if the walls were closing in.
âBruce Wayne is irrelevant,â he said briskly. âAnd his personal life is none of my concern.â
Barry blinked.
Halâs mouth twitched.
âGot it,â Barry said quickly. âDidnât mean to pry.â
âThen donât,â Batman snapped. âFocus on the mission.â
He turned back to his work, dismissing them.
They left.
The moment the doors sealed behind them, Hal let out a low whistle.
âOh yeah,â he said. âHe hates Bruce Wayne.â
Barry winced. âOr heâs jealous.â
Hal shot him a look. âThatâs worse.â
The final nail went in a week later.
Batman was supposed to be reviewing mission reports, metahuman sightings, arms trafficking, things that mattered.
Instead, when Barry breezed by unannounced, he found Batman standing utterly still in front of a floating screen.
On it: you.
You were mid-interview, seated elegantly at a Gotham charity luncheon, hands folded in your lap as you spoke about education reform and community rebuilding. You smiled when the interviewer laughed, eyes bright, posture composed.
Batman hadnât realized anyone was behind him.
Barry followed his line of sight, then froze.
âOh,â he said quietly.
Batman shut the screen down instantly. âThis is not what it looks like.â
Barry didnât move. âYou were watching Bruce Wayneâs wife.â
Batmanâs jaw tightened. âI was monitoring public coverage.â
âOfâŚher?â
âShe is frequently present at high-risk events,â Batman said, defensive now. âAwareness is prudent.â
Barryâs voice softened. âYou donât watch anyone else like that.â
Batman said nothing.
Barry left without another word.
That night, he found Hal.
âHe watches her interviews,â Barry said.
Halâs eyes went dark. âOf course he does.â
Barry sank onto the couch. âThatâsâŚthatâs really rough, man.â
âRough?â Hal scoffed. âItâs inappropriate.â
Barry frowned. âI think itâs just sad.â
Hal rounded on him. âHeâs Batman. Heâs always on us about professionalism. And now heâs pining over a married civilian?â
âUnrequited love isnât a crime.â
âItâs a scandal waiting to happen,â Hal snapped. âBruce Wayneâs wife? You know what the media would do if they even suspected something?â
Barry hesitated. âHeâd never act on it.â
Hal crossed his arms. âYou sure about that?â
Barry looked down. âI just thinkâŚbeing Batman in Gotham is already hell. Loving someone you can never have on top of that?â
Hal didnât soften. âHe doesnât get a pass just because heâs miserable.â
They cornered Red Robin a few days later.
Tim Drake landed lightly on the Watchtower platform, mask still on, clearly expecting a briefing, not an interrogation.
âHey,â Barry said, trying to sound friendly. âGot a question for you.â
Tim stiffened immediately. âAbout what?â
Hal smiled in a way that made Timâs instincts scream. âBruce Wayneâs wife.â
Timâs head snapped up. âWhat about her?â
Barry raised his hands. âEasy. We were just wondering...have you ever met her?â
Timâs spine went rigid.
You flashed through his mind instantly: the way youâd insisted he eat more, the way youâd sat with him after nightmares, the hand on his shoulder that had felt safe when nothing else did.
âSheâs a great woman,â Tim said sharply.
Halâs brows shot up. âSo you do know her.â
Tim realized his mistake too late. âI mean...I donât know her well.â
Barry tilted his head. âBut Batman does.â
Tim hesitated.
Batmanâs orders rang loud and clear in his head.
Protect the mission. Protect the secret.
âIâm still pretty young,â Tim said finally, carefully. âBatmanâŚknows her better than I do.â
Halâs eyes gleamed.
Barryâs mouth fell open. âHe talks about her to you?â
Tim bristled. âThatâs not what I said.â
But it was too late.
Hal laughed, sharp and triumphant. âOh, he pines.â
Barry groaned. âOh my god, he pines so hard heâs briefing his sidekick about her.â
Tim stared at them, baffled and increasingly alarmed. âYouâre reading way too much into this.â
Hal clapped him on the shoulder. âKid, youâll understand when youâre older.â
Tim watched them walk away, unease curling in his stomach.
Somehow, impossibly, they had come closer to the truth, and still missed it entirely.
Back in Gotham, you poured Bruce a cup of tea and kissed his temple as he passed you, already slipping into shadow.
âYou look tense,â you murmured.
âJust work,â he said.
You smiled, unaware that half the Justice League was currently convinced your husband spent his nights in the Batcave, brooding over you from afar: a tragic, noble fool in love with Bruce Wayneâs wife.
The universe had an impeccable sense of timing.
On the one day the Justice League was away, negotiating a fragile ceasefire on a red-skied planet whose sun hummed wrong in human bones, you were scheduled to speak in Metropolis.
Bruce hadnât argued. That alone should have warned you.
âYouâll be fine,â heâd said, calm in the way that always meant he was anything but. âMetropolis is one of the safest cities on the planet.â
Youâd smiled, adjusted his tie, kissed him. âIâll be surrounded by reporters and security. What could possibly happen?â
He hadnât smiled back.
Lex Luthor struck fifteen minutes into your panel.
It started with the lights.
They dimmed, not out, just low enough to make people uneasy. The massive screen behind you flickered, your face fracturing into static before resolving into a familiar, smug expression.
Lexâs.
The audience gasped. Security surged forward.
You didnât move.
âGood evening, Metropolis,â Lex purred, his voice amplified and everywhere at once. âAnd good evening to Gothamâs most beloved philanthropist by marriage.â
Your jaw tightened.
Somewhere across the galaxy, Bruce Wayne felt his blood turn to ice when he received a distress message.
Batman didnât hesitate.
Protocols shattered. Priorities reordered with brutal clarity.
He fired off encrypted signals faster than conscious thought.
On my way.
Already en route.
Iâm five minutes out.
It wasnât enough. It would never be enough.
By the time a jet tore through Metropolis airspace, the city was already in chaos. Lexâs private security, augmented, armored, overconfident, had locked down the perimeter around the conference center.
Nightwing dropped in from above, escrima sticks flashing. Batgirl disabled the buildingâs internal systems. Red Robin coordinated evac routes, his voice steady even as his eyes scanned for you.
For one suspended second, the world narrowed to the sight of you standing there: unhurt, furious, very much alive.
His shoulders sagged, just barely.
âYou all right?â he asked.
You nodded. âLex talks too much.â
Lex was apprehended within the hour.
The aftermath, however, was messier.
Hal Jordan arrived late.
Too late to be useful. Too late to feel anything but sidelined.
Lex was cuffed, the civilians safe, and Gothamâs vigilante family standing shoulder to shoulder like theyâd planned this for weeks.
Hal hovered above the scene, incandescent with irritation.
âOh, come on,â he snapped. âYouâve got to be kidding me.â
He called the League so they could watch it live.
Batman didnât look at him, only at the footage.
ââŚOkay,â Barry said slowly. âThat feels excessive.â
Hal descended, fists clenched. âThis is exactly what Iâm talking about.â
Batman finally stepped into the camera's view. âIf you have something to say...â
âYou called your entire crew,â Hal cut in. âFor one civilian.â
Barry frowned. âA very important civilian.â
Hal shot him a look. âSheâs not League. Sheâs not military. Sheâs not even in Gotham.â
Batmanâs voice went cold. âWatch your tone.â
âOh, so now you care about tone?â Hal snapped. âYouâre always lecturing us about professionalism, about emotional distance. And then you pull this? This is getting out of hand.â
Batman didnât argue.
That only made it worse.
They didnât confront him that night.
They started following him instead.
Hal didnât even feel bad about it.
Batman thought he was alone, back in the Watchtowerâs auxiliary hangar, exhaustion finally settling into his bones.
He activated a secure line.
Hal slowed his breathing. Barry stilled time just enough to listen.
Batmanâs voice, unguarded and low, carried easily.
âI just needed to hear your voice.â
Barry could not believe his ears.
âI know itâs late. I wonât keep you.â
A pause. Softer.
âI wish I could see you.â
Halâs jaw clenched.
Another pause. A faint exhale.
âWho cares about that. It doesnât matter to me.â
Barry swallowed. âOh no.â
Batman closed his eyes.
âIâm fine,â he said quietly. âI justâŚmissed you.â
The line disconnected.
Silence slammed down.
Barry stared at Hal, horrified. âThatâsâŚthatâs really bad, right?â
Halâs face was thunderous. âHeâs trying to seduce her.â
Barryâs voice wobbled. âWhat if she doesnât know?â
âThen itâs worse.â
They argued until morning.
The intervention was a disaster.
They cornered Batman in the briefing room the next day, both of them grim, resolved, utterly convinced of their moral high ground.
âThis stops now,â Hal said without preamble.
Batman stared. âExcuse me?â
Barry folded his arms, clearly uncomfortable. âWe heard the call.â
Batman froze.
The blood drained from his face so fast Hal nearly missed it.
âYou were listening,â Batman said carefully.
Hal took that as confirmation. âSo you admit it.â
âAdmit what?â
âThat youâre emotionally compromised,â Hal snapped. âThat youâre pursuing a married civilian.â
Batman stared at them.
Actually stared.
ââŚAre you insane?â
Barry winced. âHeâs not denying it.â
Batmanâs voice dropped to something lethal. âExplain. Slowly.â
Hal launched into it: every look, every moment, the call, the words. The imagined affair. The impending scandal.
Batman listened in silence.
Then he laughed.
Once. Sharp. Disbelieving.
âYou think,â he said slowly, âthat Iâm trying to get Bruce Wayneâs wife to cheat on him.â
Hal crossed his arms. âYou said âI miss youâ.â
âI did say that.â
Barryâs eyes widened. âYou...â
Batman pinched the bridge of his nose. âBecause sheâs my wife.â
Summary: After being hired to watch a "totally-not-a-ninja" Damian Wayne, you end up putting a masked intruder in a chokehold, only to realize youâve just tackled his older brother, Jason Todd. What starts as a traumatic home invasion misunderstanding turns into a permanent job as the only person capable of handling the Wayne brothersâ chaos (and headlocking them when necessary).
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dividers by @cafekitsune
story idea by: @whotookcry
The Wayne Manor gates swung open as your beat-up Honda Civic pulled through. Even after three visits, the sheer size of the estate still made your jaw drop. You'd grown up in a Gotham apartment where you could hear your neighbors' conversations through paper-thin walls. This place looked like it had a zip code all to itself.
You grabbed your oversized tote bag from the passenger seat, checking its contents one more time: craft supplies, three different types of candy (you'd learned Damian had opinions about candy), your tablet loaded with age-appropriate movies, a first aid kit (always prepared), and your phone charger.
The front door opened before you could knock, revealing Bruce Wayne in an impeccably tailored suit that probably cost more than your entire semester's tuition.
"Good evening, Mr. Wayne," you greeted cheerfully, hefting the tote bag higher on your shoulder. The weight of it was already making the strap dig into your skin. "How is the little guy?"
Bruce's expression shifted, something you'd started to recognize as his "about to lie" face. His jaw tightened just slightly, and his eyes didn't quite meet yours. "His leg is definitely fractured. Biking accident."
You nodded sympathetically, even though something felt off about the explanation. Damian Wayne was probably the most coordinated ten-year-old you'd ever met. The kid moved like a tiny ninja. But wealthy people and their kids did extreme sports all the time, right? Probably some fancy bike on some dangerous trail.
"Don't worry, you enjoy your time out. I'll take over from here!" You patted the bag. "I brought plenty of easy-going activities and snacks. He's going to love it!"
Bruce's shoulders relaxed slightly. "You're the best. Thank you again for coming on such late notice."
"Anytime! Now go! Don't be late for your date."
"Not a date," Bruce said quickly, too quickly, his ears going slightly pink.
"Mmmhmm." You walked around him and patted his shoulder for good luck, grinning. "Sure it's not."
"I'll be back before midnight!"
"Okay! Have fun!" You called as he headed out. The door shut with a heavy, final sound that echoed through the cavernous entryway.
Right. Time to find one grumpy pre-teen.
The manor was always slightly intimidating when it was this quiet. Your footsteps echoed on the marble floors as you made your way through the giant foyer toward the family room. You'd learned the layout on your previous visits; this place was like a maze, but you were getting better at navigating it.
"Damian?" you called out.
"Oh great. You again." The response came from the family room, dripping with pre-teen disdain.
You found him sprawled on the leather couch, his right leg propped up on a mountain of pillows, encased in a medical boot. He was wearing what looked like expensive lounge clothes and the most annoyed expression a child could muster.
"Oh, don't be like that! Just think of it as a sleepover!" You dropped your bag on the coffee table with a heavy thunk.
"I'd rather not."
This was familiar territory. Last time, it had been a "broken wrist" (from "falling off a horse" that you were pretty sure the Waynes didn't own), and Damian had been just as thrilled about having a babysitter. It had taken approximately one movie and two bags of Hot Cheetos for him to warm up to you.
You sat down next to him, careful not to jostle his leg, and grabbed the remote from the coffee table. "What do you want to watch tonight?"
"Nothing."
"Okay, I think you liked The Hunger Games series last time. Hmmmm, I think we stopped on the second movie?" You started scrolling through the Wayne's extensive streaming library, which had literally everything.
Damian was quiet for a moment. Then: "Already finished the series... It was adequate."
You bit back a smile. That was Damian-speak for "I loved it and watched all the movies immediately after you left."
"Did you watch the new movie?"
His head whipped toward you so fast you thought he might hurt his neck. "New movie? It doesn't stop at Mockingjay Part Two?"
"Oh, you are so in for a ride." You laughed, navigating to the menu. "The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes. It's a prequel about President Snow when he was young."
Damian's eyes actually lit up, though he tried to hide it. "I suppose that could be... interesting."
"We may need popcorn. I will go fetch us..." He started to stand, clearly forgetting about his injured leg.
"Woah, woah, who's taking care of you right now? Me!" You gently pushed him back down. "You stay yourself right there! I'll go make some. I also brought different types of candy." You gestured to your tote bag. "You decide what you want while the previews play, and I'll go make popcorn."
"I'm not useless," Damian said, and there was something vulnerable in his voice that made your heart squeeze.
"I didn't say that. I'm saying you're being... pampered tonight."
He considered this, his expression thoughtful. "Hmm. That doesn't sound... bad."
"Perfect! I'll be right back!" You hurried around the couch as he started digging through the tote bag with his usual intense focus.
"Swedish Fish? Is this prison?" you heard him complain from the other room, and you had to stifle your laughter.
The kitchen was one of your favorite rooms in the manor, all sleek, modern appliances and gleaming countertops. Alfred, the butler, kept it impeccably organized, which made finding things relatively easy once you knew the system.
You found the microwave popcorn in the pantry (because even billionaires ate microwave popcorn, apparently) and popped a bag in. While it started popping, you searched for a bowl.
Thump thump thump.
You froze, hand on a cabinet door. That sound had come from the front of the house.
"What was that?" You turned back and hurried out of the kitchen toward the foyer, your heart starting to race. "Damian, was that you?!"
"No?" came the confused reply from the living room.
The thumping came again, followed by scratching sounds, right at the front door.
"Probably some feral cat," you muttered, trying to calm your racing heart. Gotham had a lot of strays. That had to be it.
You started to turn back to the kitchen when you heard it: the distinct creak of the front door opening.
Your blood ran cold. You were sure you'd heard it lock behind Bruce.
"Who locked the damn door?!" A voice, deep, male, annoyed. "I... who the fuck are you?!"
You spun around to find a man standing in the doorway. A tall, broad-shouldered man wearing a leather jacket and... your brain struggled to process this, a red helmet. Like, a full face mask. Like something out of a sci-fi movie or a...
Oh god. A robber. A home invader. There was a child in the other room.
Training from your self-defense class kicked in before rational thought could stop you.
"WHO ARE YOU?! I'M CALLING THE COPS!" you screamed.
"What?!" The man took a step back, clearly startled.
"DAMIAN! CALL 911 NOW!"
And then you lunged.
Your self-defense instructor, a sixty-year-old woman named Martha who could throw men twice her size, had drilled one thing into your head: if you're going to fight, commit fully. No half measures.
So you committed.
You hit the intruder low and hard, using your momentum to knock him off balance. He let out a startled "OOF!" as you both went down, but you managed to get your arm around his neck, locking him in the headlock Martha had made you practice fifty times in class.
"WHAT THE FUCK?!" the man choked out.
He was strong; you could feel muscles tensing under his jacket as he tried to break free, but you had leverage and the element of surprise. You squeezed tighter, using your body weight to keep him down as he fell backwards on top of you.
"DAMIAN, GRAB MY PHONE ON THE COFFEE TABLE!" you yelled, maintaining your grip even though your arm was already starting to burn.
"GET OFF ME! JESUS C-CHRIST, HOW ARE YOU SO STRONG?!" The masked man coughed, his fingers scrabbling at your arm.
You heard the distinctive thump-slide-thump of Damian's medical boot on the floor. He appeared in the foyer, moving slowly, his expression one of mild curiosity rather than fear.
"What is going on in here?" he asked, like he'd stumbled upon something mildly interesting rather than a home invasion in progress.
"Don't worry! I got the robber restrained. Call 911. I can hold him until they get here." You tightened your grip for emphasis, and the masked man slapped the floor like he was tapping out of an MMA fight.
"Tell her I live here! Fuck!"
You blinked. The voice sounded... young? And kind of desperate in a way that didn't match the threatening appearance.
Damian's expression shifted into something you'd never seen before: a slow, sly smile that made him look positively devilish.
"Oh no! A robber! I'll go call the cops now," he said, his tone completely deadpan.
"DAMIAN!"
Wait.
"Brother?" You asked, your grip loosening slightly in shock. You looked down at the man you had pinned. "Brother?!"
"YES! BROTHER!" the man wheezed.
Damian's smile widened. "Adopted."
You released the man immediately, scrambling backward on the marble floor. "Oh my god. Oh my god, I'm so sorry. Mr. Wayne didn't mention anyone else would be home since Mr. Alfred was on vacation!"
The man (Damian's brother?) pulled off his red helmet, revealing a face that was indeed young, probably early twenties, with a white streak in his dark hair and the most annoyed expression you'd ever seen on a human being.
He rubbed his throat, glaring at Damian, who had settled himself on the loveseat across from you both, looking entirely too pleased with himself.
"How is your neck?" you asked anxiously, still sitting on the floor. "I'm so, so sorry. I thought you were... I mean, you came through the door wearing a mask and..."
"I'll survive," he grumbled, though he wouldn't meet your eyes. You could practically see his ego bruising in real-time. "I was just caught off guard."
That was definitely a lie. You'd taken him down pretty effectively, and you could tell it was bothering him.
"Sorry," you said again, trying not to smile at how sulky he looked.
"He's fine. Can we watch the movie now?" Damian asked, already grabbing the remote.
You stood up, brushing off your jeans. "Of course!" You moved back to sit beside Damian, pulling the blanket over both of you, trying to pretend your heart wasn't still racing from the adrenaline. "So... what's with the mask?" you whispered to Damian before pressing play.
He shrugged, glancing over at his brother, who was staring down at the red helmet in his hands like it had personally betrayed him. "He's... weird."
"Oh!" You decided not to push it. Rich people were eccentric. Maybe the helmet was... a fashion statement?
The opening credits of The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes started playing, the haunting music filling the room. You'd positioned yourself on the couch with Damian on your right, his injured leg propped up on the coffee table, the bowl of popcorn between you.
Jason, you'd learned his name when Damian reluctantly made introductions, had claimed the other end of the sectional, as far from you as possible while still being in the same room. He'd changed out of his jacket and was now in a t-shirt and jeans, the helmet abandoned on the floor like evidence of his humiliation.
"Wait, this is about Snow? Like, the bad guy?" Jason asked about ten minutes in, his first words since the incident.
"Yep. When he was eighteen," you confirmed, offering him the popcorn bowl. Peace offering.
He took it, still not quite looking at you. "Weird concept."
"Just wait," Damian said, his eyes glued to the screen. "Father mentioned this was based on a book. I ordered it. It should arrive tomorrow."
You grinned. "Of course you did."
As the movie progressed, something shifted in the room. Jason gradually relaxed, getting drawn into the story. You noticed him lean forward during the intense scenes, his earlier embarrassment seemingly forgotten.
"She's going to betray him," Jason muttered during one of Snow's scenes with Lucy Gray.
"Shh, no spoilers," you said, even though you'd seen it before.
"I'm not spoiling. I'm predicting. He's already showing narcissistic traits."
"You're not wrong," you admitted.
Damian, meanwhile, had unconsciously migrated closer to you, his head eventually dropping onto your shoulder somewhere around the halfway point. You carefully adjusted the blanket to make sure he was warm, trying not to disturb him.
"He's not usually like that," Jason said quietly, noticing. "Affectionate, I mean."
"He was like this last time too," you whispered back. "I think when he's hurt, he lets his guard down a bit."
"Huh." Jason studied his little brother for a moment, something soft crossing his face. "Bruce usually brings in trained security when Alfred's gone. You're the first actual babysitter."
"Is that why you looked ready to fight when you came in?"
He had the grace to look embarrassed. "I wasn't expecting anyone. Usually, Bruce tells us if someone's going to be here."
"Clearly didn't expect you either, based on the whole..." you gestured vaguely at your throat, miming a chokehold.
Jason's ears went red. "Yeah. About that. Where'd you learn that?"
"Self-defense class at Gotham Community College. My instructor is a tiny woman who could probably take down half the rogues in Arkham."
"Sounds like someone I'd like to meet."
By the time the movie's climax hit, you were surprised to find you'd relaxed too. Jason had migrated closer at some point, leaning against the arm of the couch near you, offering commentary that was actually pretty insightful.
"See? Told you she'd betray him," he said during the ending.
"You called it," you admitted. "Though I maintain that Snow was the real villain all along."
"Obviously. The series makes that pretty clear."
"I liked it," Damian mumbled, drowsy. "Though the ending was unsatisfying."
"That's kind of the point," you said. "You're not supposed to feel good about how it ends."
"Hmm." Damian's breathing was starting to even out. "Can we watch the first Hunger Games again? I want to see it after knowing Snow's backstory."
"Sure, buddy. Tomorrow though." You looked at the clock on the wall: 11:47 PM. "Your dad's going to be home soon."
One moment you were checking the time, the next you were blinking awake to the sound of soft footsteps. The TV had gone to the screensaver, and the room was lit only by its ambient glow.
You couldn't move. There was weight on your chest. Damian had fully sprawled across you at some point, his arm thrown over your stomach, fast asleep. And you were leaning against...
Oh.
You were leaning against Jason, your head on his shoulder. He was completely conked out, his head tilted back against the couch at what had to be an uncomfortable angle.
"Well, well," came a quiet, amused voice.
Bruce Wayne stood in the doorway, looking far too entertained for someone who'd just come home to find his son's babysitter in a cuddle pile with his children.
You tried to sit up without disturbing Damian. "Mr. Wayne! I'm so sorry, we were watching movies and everyone just kind of..."
"It's fine," he said, and he actually smiled, a real one, not the fake one he used for the press. He moved into the room, carefully adjusting the blanket to cover both you and Damian properly. He even reached over and adjusted Jason's head to a better angle, preventing what would have been a killer neck cramp.
Then, to your complete mortification, he pulled out his phone.
"Mr. Wayne, please don't..."
Click.
"That's a keeper," he muttered to himself, looking at the photo with a soft expression you'd never seen on Bruce Wayne's face before.
You felt your face burn. "I'm so sorry, I should have stayed awake..."
"Don't apologize. This is..." He gestured at the scene, his sons peaceful and comfortable, the remnants of your movie night scattered around. "This is good. They need normal. They need someone who treats them like kids."
"Even Jason?" you asked before you could stop yourself.
Bruce's expression flickered with something complicated. "Especially Jason." He pocketed his phone. "Though I have to ask, Alfred left me a very interesting message about an attempted home invasion?"
You winced. "About that..."
You woke up to sunlight streaming through the windows and the smell of fresh coffee.
For a moment, you were completely disoriented. This wasn't your apartment. The couch you were on was far too comfortable. And there was still a small human using you as a pillow.
"Good morning."
You turned your head, carefully, so as not to wake Damian, to find Jason standing in the doorway with two mugs of coffee.
"Morning," you croaked, your voice rough from sleep. "What time is it?"
"Eight-thirty. Bruce left a note saying you should stay for breakfast before you head out." He handed you one of the mugs. "Black coffee. Wasn't sure how you take it."
"Black's perfect. Thank you." You took a grateful sip. "Also, I'm still really sorry about last night."
Jason sat down on the ottoman, cradling his own mug. In the morning light, without the mask and the attitude, he looked younger. Tired. "Don't be. I should have announced myself better. Or, you know, used the door like a normal person instead of picking the lock."
"You picked the lock to your own house?"
"Lost my key three months ago. Keep meaning to get a new one." He shrugged. "Plus, it keeps me sharp."
"That's..." you tried to find the right word. "Eccentric?"
"That's one word for it." He grinned, and it transformed his whole face. "Though I gotta say, that takedown was pretty impressive. Where'd you say you learned that?"
"Gotham Community College. Self-defense class. My instructor always says 'size doesn't matter if you have technique and the element of surprise.'"
"Smart woman." He studied you over his mug. "You're not freaked out? About all this?" He gestured vaguely around the manor.
"About what? The giant house? The mysterious injuries? The son who comes home wearing a mask?"
"All of it."
You looked down at Damian, still sleeping peacefully against you. "Honestly? I grew up in Gotham. I've seen weirder. And whatever's going on with you guys, it's clear Bruce is trying his best. So are you. That matters more than the weird stuff."
Jason was quiet for a moment. Then: "You're alright. For someone who put me in a headlock."
"You're not bad yourself. For a home invader."
He laughed, a real laugh, loud enough that Damian started to stir.
"Mmph. Too loud," Damian mumbled, burrowing further into your side.
"Come on, demon spawn. Breakfast time," Jason said, reaching over to ruffle his brother's hair.
Damian swatted at him. "Don't call me that."
"What should I call you? Tiny terror? Miniature menace?"
"How about just Damian?" you suggested, trying not to laugh as the two brothers devolved into bickering.
Bruce had left a note on the kitchen counter:
Help yourselves to anything in the fridge. Back by noon. - B
Jason immediately started pulling out ingredients. "Pancakes okay?"
"You cook?" you asked, surprised.
"Someone has to, or these heathens would live on cereal and takeout."
"Father makes adequate breakfast," Damian protested from his seat at the kitchen island, his leg propped up on another chair.
"Your dad's scrambled eggs are like rubber," Jason said flatly. "Don't even try to defend them."
You bit back a smile as you helped gather ingredients. "I can help."
"You're the guest," Jason said, but he didn't protest when you started measuring out flour.
The kitchen filled with the sound and smell of cooking, pancakes sizzling on the griddle, coffee brewing, and Damian providing running commentary on everyone's technique.
"You're supposed to wait for bubbles before you flip," Damian instructed.
"I know how to make pancakes, demon spawn."
"The heat is too high. They're going to burn on the outside and be raw in the middle."
Jason pointed the spatula at him. "One more word and you're getting cereal."
"You wouldn't dare."
"Try me."
You laughed, flipping your own pancake perfectly. "Boys, boys. There's enough breakfast for everyone to be right."
"Thank you," Damian said primly.
"Though Jason's right about the heat," you added.
"Betrayal," Damian muttered, but you saw him hide a smile.
As you were getting ready to leave, bag packed and jacket on, Bruce pulled you aside.
"I wanted to thank you," he said. "For last night. And for how you handled the... situation with Jason."
"I'm just glad I didn't actually hurt him," you said, still embarrassed.
"I think his ego was the only casualty." Bruce's expression turned thoughtful. "Look, I know you usually come on an as-needed basis, but I'd like to offer you something more regular. Alfred's getting older, and with his sister in London being ill, he's going to be away more often. The boys clearly like you. And you're one of the only people who's treated them like normal kids while also being able to handle..." he gestured vaguely, "unexpected situations."
"You want me to be a regular babysitter?"
"More like a part-time household assistant. Help with the boys when I'm at work, make sure they're fed and supervised. Especially Damian, he needs someone responsible here when he's recovering from..." Bruce paused, "activities."
You thought about it. The pay would be good. Bruce Wayne didn't do anything halfway. And despite the chaos, you genuinely enjoyed last night.
"Can I think about it?"
"Of course. Take all the time you need." He handed you an envelope. "That's for last night. And here's my personal number if you have questions."
You opened the envelope in your car and nearly drove off the road. Bruce Wayne had paid you three times your normal rate, with a note:
Hazard pay for the unexpected home invasion. - B
Your phone buzzed with a text from an unknown number:
This is Jason. Got your number from Bruce's phone. Sorry again about scaring you. PS - Your headlock game is strong. If you ever want sparring tips, let me know.
Then another text, this one from Damian:
Father gave me your number. The new Hunger Games book arrived. We should read it together next time. If you are coming back. Which would be acceptable.
You sat in your car, looking up at Wayne Manor, and realized you were smiling.
requested | by đ¨đ anon
pairing | kyle rayner x fem! reader
summary | when his own lie comes back to bite him in the ass, kyle scrambles to find a way to keep up the charade
He's really going to do it this time, Kyle tells himself, as he works up the nerve to knock on your front door. He'd been pacing back and forth in the hallway for twenty minutes now, trying to formulate some sort of script so he doesn't seem like a total blithering idiot.
Raising his hand, knuckles just shy of brushing against your front door, Kyle freezes once again as his mind blue-screens.
Shit. What was he going to say again?
Oh, what was he thinking? He couldn't do this. He'd just have to get the guardians to assign him to some sector far, far away from Iego and the grand wedding ceremony that had started this whole debacle. Or he'd feign having caught some deadly disease, highly contagious, wouldn't want to get anyone else sick.
âKyle,â Blinking, Kyle feels his stomach drop at the sight of your suddenly open door, revealing your amused face, âwere you planning on coming in anytime soon? Or you just gonna keep loitering in the hallway?â
âHow did youââ
âOne of my neighbours called, said there was some sweaty, weirdo muttering under his breath outside my door, you should probably come inside before the police show up.â
Mortification floods his veins as he sheepishly ducks into your apartment after you.
âSo, what was it that had you so anxious you felt the need to pace a hole in the corridor instead of coming inside?â
âI need you to marry me!â Your front door's barely finished closing before he's yelling at you, carefully constructed script nowhere to be found.
âOkay... I think we've skipped a few steps here. Let's run it back a bit.â You blinked, motioning him over to your couch as Kyle fervently wished for the floor to swallow him whole.
âI'm sorry, I didn't mean it like that, umââ He stumbles, stammering over his words until the story spills out. From the peace treaty to the alien princess who'd propositioned him to the desperate lie he'd conceived on the spot that had him knocking on your door in the first place.
âSo you want me to be your fake fiancĂŠe? Okay then.â You shrugged casually, swallowing the whole thing a lot easier than Kyle had expected you to.
âOkay?â
âWhy not? It's not like it'll be hard.â Before Kyle could even begin to analyse what you meant by that, you asked another question that sent him reeling, âDo you have a ring?â
Seeing his dumbfounded look, you shrug, âWell, yeah, I don't know how theâDiathim?â You only stumbled a little on the pronunciation, as Kyle nodded, giving you double thumbs up. âThe Diathim do it, but if they look into human customs, me not having a ring might poke a few holes in the story.â
âI think you just want a ring.â Kyle deadpanned, as you smiled innocently, wiggling your fingers toward him. âI'll get you a ring.â He sighs.
(Three days later, he dramatically drops to his knees, brandishing a simple band with a modest emerald as you laugh and pretend to swoon.)
âThereâs only one bed.â Kyle gapes, freezing as you brush past him casually, flopping onto the mattress with a pleased sigh.
âWhy wouldnât there be?â You prop your chin on your palm, far too calm for Kyleâs hammering heart, âWe are engaged, obviously, weâd be sleeping together.â
âRight, yeah.â He murmured, trying not to laugh awkwardly as he woodenly sat on the edge of the bed.
âYou can relax, Iâm not going to bite you. Unless you want me to, that is.â Kyleâs sure his half-Irish heritage is betraying him, cheeks and chest warming as his brain conjures up images of your teeth sinking into his neck, nails raking down his backâ
âItâs been a long journey, I think Iâm gonna take a shower!â He yelps, refusing to look at you as he all but sprints into the attached bathroom, barely shedding his clothes before jumping under the cold spray of the shower head.
This was going to be a long week.
Before the grand wedding of their peopleâs princess, there were to be three whole days of pre-celebrations, including carnival-like affairs, feasts, dances and games for all to attend.
Kyle thinks the whole thing is a stitch-up, a humiliation ritual designed specifically for him as you eagerly tug him around, lifting sweet snacks up to his lips to try, smiling and laughing at him like heâs the only man in the galaxy.
Youâre absolutely radiant, resplendent, and Kyle feels his stupid little heart fall more and more in love with you with every passing second. It was absolutely terrible; heâs going to kill Wally for turning him down.
Because at the end of the day, you snuggle easily into your shared bed, unaware of the way Kyle lies awake at night, hyperaware of every movement. Of the increased frequency of cold showers heâs had to endure after waking up, curled around you like a blanket, your scent lingering even after he painstakingly retracts himself from your warm body.
Itâs only been three days, but Kyleâs nerves are beyond frayed; he needs this wedding to be over and done with already. That way, he can spend a nice long stint in space, pretending this never happened and failing to move on from his pathetic crush.
A solid plan.
Or it would have been, had it not been for the princess whisking you away in the early morning hours, inviting you to be part of her bridal party.
Kyle had spent the whole day stressed out of his mind. What was the princess telling you? How were you responding? Would your cover be blown? What if she worked her princessly charms and you left him for her?
He doesnât even have time to pull you aside before the wedding feast. If he had, then maybe he wouldnât be stuck gawking like an idiot at the sight of you decked out in traditional Diathim regalia as you laughed alongside the crown princess, drawing all sorts of awed gazes.
âYou know, Kyle, I can see why you fell for her, sheâs just so lovely.â The princess sighed, grinning brightly in a way that might have been considered beautiful, if she werenât seated next to you, who in Kyleâs opinion, outshone even the brightest star.
âShe is.â He agreed as easily as breathing, squeezing your hand in his, beyond grateful for his gloves so you wouldnât notice how sweaty his palms had become.
âAnd you? What made you fall for Kyle?â The princess turns to you as Kyle tries not to choke on his spit.
âWell, I mean, youâve seen his pretty face.â You joke, turning to press a kiss to his cheek, leaving Kyle so dazed he nearly misses your next words, you thought he was pretty?
âIf Iâm being honest, I donât think I could pinpoint a single thing or moment that made me fall for Kyle. Heâs just too great. Heâs kind, reliable and he makes me laugh. When we first met I almost didnât trust him, he was just too perfect, but Iâm glad I gave him a chance.â You squeeze his hand once more, tearing your gaze from the princess to stare into his eyes, âI didnât know it was possible to love someone so much until I met Kyle.â
A few of the onlookers swoon at your declaration, but Kyle pays them no mind. How could he possibly focus on anything that wasnât you right now?
For a few seconds he swears heâs died and gone to heaven, itâs the only logical explanation for the adoration shining in your gaze as you stare at him.
He thinks back to what youâd said when heâd initially asked for such a preposterous favour, âitâs not like itâll be hard,â and suddenly Kyle feels like the slowest (and luckiest) idiot in the galaxy.
His tongue is heavy, heart hammering so fast itâs probably medically concerning. You deserve a romantic speech, flowers, a whole gesture, but right now his sluggish brain canât conjure up an eloquent response to what is essentially a confession. Instead, he simply leans forward and finally kisses you.
The princess squeals in delight as you melt into him, a hand sliding to his neck as if to keep him in place as he cradles your cheeks in his hands.
âJust for the record, Iâm the lucky one here.â He mumbles, resting his forehead against yours as you giggle delightedly.
âYouâll have to fight me on that one.â
âWhatever it takes, as long as I get to keep you.â Itâs your turn to be flustered now, and Kyle takes great pleasure in the way your breath hitches slightly, skin warming beneath his touch.
âNo take backs.â You lean to whisper in his ear just for him, âand Iâm keeping the ring. Wouldnât want anyone else to think they have a chance.â
âThey donât. Never did, not when youâre in the picture.â The words surprise even him, but your flustered reaction is one heâll forever cherish.
âIâve just had the greatest idea!â The princess chimes, bursting the bubble the two of you had fallen into and reminding you of your current audience. âWhy donât you get married here! Everythingâs already set up, we can have the ceremony after mine!â
Itâs insane.
But, staring at your frozen form, Kyle would be lying if he said the thought wasnât appealing.
And well, itâs not like they can really say no, lest they offend the royal family and expose the foundation of their lie. A small viscous voice whispers that it would certainly keep others from trying to covet what was his.
âWell, if her highness insistsâŚâ you glanced at Kyle, biting your lip, waiting for a refusal, a diplomatic out.
You stare at each other, years of friendship culminating in a swift, silent conversation.
Itâs crazy.
I know.
But we canât really say no.
Iâm not⌠opposed, if youâre ok with it.
âWeâd be honoured.â Kyle answers as you nod, trying not to appear too excited.
Itâs not like the marriage would be recognised on Earth, and Kyle supposes divorce is an option. But as he watches you laugh with the princess, he canât help but feel heâs been granted a divine opportunity here, and itâs certainly not one heâs willing to squander.
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summary : Kyle broke up with you because he believed dating a civilian put you in too much danger as Green Lantern. He quickly realizes he was wrong and misses you deeply. CW : nada! Mention of H*L.. (love u). Enjoy!
a/n : i fear ive always been a Kyle Rayner girlie and i dont think i can change that. Yes heâs an artist idc (not proof read sorryâŚ) & (yes i know he lives in nyc or la but i like coast city and dont care if it exploded or wtv)
The rain in Coast City fell in steady sheets, turning the streets into mirrors of neon and streetlights. You hurried under your umbrella towards your apartment building, grocery bags swinging from one elbow, the other clutching a coffee that had already gone lukewarm. Six months. It had been six months since Kyle Rayner - your boyfriend of two years - had sat you down in the living room of the place you shared and told you it was over.
âI canât do this anymore,â heâd said, green eyes haunted. âYouâre a civilian. Every time I put the ring on, Iâm putting a target on your back. I thought I could keep you safe, but I canât. Not really. You deserve someone who can give you a normal life.â
You had argued. You had cried. You had told him that love wasnât about safety - it was about choosing each other anyway. But Kyle had been stubborn, convinced that his life as Green Lantern made any relationship with you too dangerous. He moved out the next week, leaving behind a half-empty closet, the smell of his cologne on the pillows, and a hole in your chest that still ached on quiet nights.
You told yourself you were moving on. You had a new routine: work at the graphic design firm, evenings spent sketching or binge-watching shows, occasional dates that never quite felt right. But every time you saw a streak of green light across the night sky, your heart still lurched.
Tonight was no different.
You fumbled with your keys at the building entrance when a familiar voice called your name from behind.
âHey⌠wait up.â
You froze. That voice. Warm, a little hesitant, with the slight California drawl that always made your stomach flip. You turned slowly.
Kyle stood under the awning a few feet away, soaked to the bone despite the fact that he could have easily shielded himself with a construct. His dark hair was plastered to his forehead, green eyes bright even in the dim light. He wore a simple black hoodie and jeans - no ring visible, but you knew it was there, tucked away on his finger or in his pocket.
âKyle,â you said, keeping your voice neutral even as your pulse raced. âWhat are you doing here?â
He shifted his weight, looking more nervous than youâd ever seen the man who regularly fought cosmic threats. âI⌠I needed to see you. Can we talk? Please?â
You hesitated. Part of you wanted to slam the door in his face and protect the fragile peace youâd built. The other part - the part that still dreamed about his laugh and the way he used to draw silly cartoons on your coffee cups - wanted to hear him out.
âFive minutes,â you said finally, unlocking the door. âThatâs it.â
He followed you inside, dripping water onto the lobby floor. The elevator ride up was silent and awkward, the kind of silence that used to be comfortable but now felt loaded with everything unsaid.
Inside your apartment, you set the groceries down and turned to face him, arms crossed. âTalk.â
Kyle ran a hand through his wet hair, leaving it sticking up in every direction. âI was wrong.â
You raised an eyebrow. âThatâs a hell of a start.â
âI mean it.â He took a step closer but stopped when you tensed. âBreaking up with you⌠telling you it was too dangerous⌠I thought I was protecting you. I convinced myself that if I kept you at armâs length, the universe couldnât use you against me. But the last six months have been hell. Every night I fly patrol, I look for you in the crowds. Every time I see something beautiful, I want to show it to you. I miss your laugh. I miss the way you steal my hoodies. I miss waking up and seeing your sketches on the kitchen table. I miss you.â
Your throat tightened. You turned away, busying yourself with putting away the groceries so he wouldnât see the way your hands shook. âYou made your choice, Kyle. You said a civilian and a Lantern couldnât work. You said it was too dangerous.â
âI was scared,â he admitted, voice cracking. âI still am. But being without you is worse than any fear. I thought pushing you away would make me a better hero. Instead it just made me a lonely idiot who canât stop thinking about the person he loves.â
You paused, a can of tomatoes halfway to the shelf. âLoves?â
Kyle stepped closer, stopping just out of armâs reach. âI never stopped. Not for one second.â
The silence stretched again, heavier this time. You finished putting the groceries away, then turned to face him fully. He looked miserable - eyes red-rimmed, shoulders slumped in a way that didnât suit the man who wore a power ring like a second skin.
âWhat do you want from me, Kyle?â you asked quietly.
âI want a chance to fix this,â he said. âI want to prove that I was wrong. That we can make it work. That I can be your boyfriend and Green Lantern without putting you in a glass box. Iâll do whatever it takes. Grovel. Beg. Build you a construct castle if you want. Just⌠let me try.â
You studied him for a long moment. The earnestness in his eyes was the same one that had made you fall for him in the first place - the artist who saw beauty in everything, even in the middle of chaos.
âOne date,â you said finally. âNo Lantern stuff. No grand gestures. Just you and me, like normal people. If it feels right⌠weâll see.â
Relief washed over his face so strongly it almost made you smile. âOne date. I can do that. Tomorrow night? Iâll pick you up at seven.â
You nodded. âSeven. And Kyle?â
âYeah?â
âDonât be late.â
He grinned - the first real smile youâd seen from him in monthsâand disappeared in a swirl of green light before you could change your mind.
The next evening, you waited in your apartment with a mix of nerves and cautious hope. At exactly 6:58 p.m., there was a knock at the door. When you opened it, Kyle stood there in a button-down shirt and dark jeans, holding a single sunflower - the kind you used to buy together at the farmersâ market.
âNo constructs,â he said quickly, holding up his hands. âNo ring. Just me. And this.â He offered the flower with a shy smile. âI remembered you like sunflowers because they always turn toward the light.â
You took it, fingers brushing his. âItâs perfect. Where are we going?â
âSomewhere normal,â he promised. âNo alien invasions. No world-ending threats. Just dinner and a walk.â
He took you to a small Italian place downtownâthe same one you used to go to on lazy Friday nights. The hostess recognized you both and gave you the corner booth without comment. Kyle pulled out your chair, then sat across from you, looking adorably out of place without his usual confident swagger.
Conversation started awkward but gradually warmed. He asked about your work, about the new series you were sketching, about the stray cat that had started hanging around your fire escape. You asked him about his latest art show (heâd had one last month and hadnât invited you - something he apologised for profusely). He told you about the latest Guardian lectures heâd been ignoring and how Hal had been giving him grief about âmoping like a lovesick puppy.â
By the time dessert arrived - tiramisu shared with two forksâthe tension had eased into something almost like the old comfort.
âI was an idiot,â Kyle said suddenly, setting his fork down. âI thought love was about keeping you safe from my world. But the truth is⌠my world is brighter when youâre in it. Even when itâs dangerous. Especially when itâs dangerous. You make me want to be better - not just as a Lantern, but as a person.â
You reached across the table and took his hand. âI was scared too. Scared that one day you wouldnât come back. But pushing each other away didnât make it hurt less. It just made everything lonelier.â
He squeezed your fingers gently. âI donât want to be lonely anymore. I want to come home to you. I want to draw with you on the couch at 2 a.m. I want to fly you to Paris for breakfast if youâre craving croissants. I want all of it - the good days and the scary ones - as long as we face them together.â
Your heart ached with how much youâd missed this version of him - the vulnerable, open Kyle who wore his heart on his sleeve instead of behind the mask of Green Lantern.
After dinner, he walked you home, hands brushing occasionally but never quite holding. At your door, he stopped, looking nervous again.
âI know one date isnât enough to fix everything,â he said. âBut Iâm willing to keep trying for as long as youâll let me. No pressure. No expectations. Just⌠me, trying to be the guy you deserve.â
You studied him for a long moment. The man who had broken your heart to protect you and was now standing in the rain asking for another chance.
âCome inside,â you said softly.
His eyes widened. âAre you sure?â
âIâm sure.â
The moment the door closed behind you both, the careful distance youâd maintained all evening dissolved. Kyle pulled you into his arms, burying his face in your hair.
âI missed you so much,â he whispered, voice thick. âEvery single day.â
You held him just as tightly. âI missed you too.â
He kissed you then - slow and deep and full of six months of longing. His hands cupped your face like you were something precious and fragile, even though he knew you were strong enough to stand beside a Lantern. When he pulled back, his forehead rested against yours.
âI love you,â he said simply. âI never stopped. Not for a second.â
âI love you too,â you whispered back. âEven when I was angry. Even when it hurt.â
That night you stayed up talking until the early hours - about the fears that had driven you apart, the hopes that could bring you back together, and all the little things youâd both missed. Kyle told you about the nights heâd sat on rooftops drawing your face from memory. You admitted you still kept one of his hoodies hidden in the back of your closet because it still smelled like him.
When you finally fell asleep curled against his chest, his arm wrapped protectively around you, Kyle stayed awake a little longer, pressing soft kisses to the top of your head.
âIâm never letting you go again,â he murmured into the quiet dark. âNot unless you ask me to.â
The next few weeks were a careful, beautiful rebuilding.
Kyle showed up at your door with coffee exactly the way you liked it. He left little construct doodles on your windowsill - tiny glowing hearts and silly cartoons that made you smile when you woke up. He took you on dates that felt wonderfully ordinary: picnics in the park, movie nights on your couch, late-night drives along the coast with the windows down and music playing too loud.
But he also let you into his world in small, safe ways. He showed you the watchtower from a distance, describing the stars heâd visited. He introduced you (cautiously) to some of the other Lanterns via video call, proudly calling you âthe best part of my life.â And when danger inevitably found its way to Coast City, he made sure you had a secure way to contact him and a plan to stay safe without feeling sidelined.
One night, after a particularly close call where heâd had to fight Sinestro with the rest of the Lanterns, Kyle appeared at your window, ring glowing faintly as he hovered outside.
You opened it immediately, pulling him inside. He was bruised and exhausted, but the moment he saw you, his whole face softened.
âIâm okay,â he said before you could ask. âBut I needed to see you. Needed to know you were safe.â
You tugged him toward the couch, making him sit while you fetched the first-aid kit. As you gently cleaned a cut on his cheek, he caught your hand.
âI was wrong,â he said again, the same words heâd said the night he came back. âI thought keeping you away would protect you. But the truth is⌠i think you make me stronger. Knowing I have you to come home to makes me fight harder. Makes me smarter. Makes me want to build a future instead of just surviving the present.â
You set the kit aside and straddled his lap, cupping his face in both hands. âThen stop trying to protect me by pushing me away. Let me stand beside you - in whatever way works for both of us.â
He nodded, eyes shining with emotion. âI will. I promise.â
Then he kissed you - deep, grateful, and full of the love heâd been holding back for months. His hands settled at your waist, gentle and reverent, as if he still couldnât quite believe he was allowed to touch you again.
That night you fell asleep tangled together on the couch, Kyleâs ring glowing softly on his finger like a promise. For the first time in six months, the future didnât feel terrifying.
It felt like coming home.
a/n : oh my god writing like some corny corny shit makes me laugh so hard I love life
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Includes: Bruce Wayne, Clark Kent, Dick Grayson, Jason Todd, Tim Drake, Conner Kent, and Damian Wayne
Synopsis: When you were assigned to interview your boyfriend in the cowl, you figured he would play the âtall, dark, and broodingâ role. You were so wrong.
Word Count: 8313 (I need to be sedated)
A/N: 23 HOURS, okay i figured this one would win based on the numbers, but just imagine I am magic and summoned it out of the air. This one is like⌠my new child, so I hope you all like it as much as I do! â¤ď¸
Bruce Wayne
Interviewing the Justice League is a once in a lifetime gig.
You have been working towards it since their first appearance over a decade ago, and now you finally have the chance.
Thereâs just one problem, you are engaged to one of the co-leaders.
You established very firm guidelines for him the night before and he established some as well.
All seemed to be going smoothly, until you met your tour guide.
The relationship between Batman and Green Lantern has always been an odd one, but this?
This is just weird.
âWhen they told me an investigative journalist was coming to the watchtower, I never expected someone so drop dead to walk into our humble abode."Â
You walk up to the Green Lantern and do your standard introduction.
Bruce warned you thoroughly about Lantern, so you came prepared.
Something you didnât prepare for is Batman appearing behind you from the rafters.
After living in a home with an acrobat, multiple assassins, and a man dressed as a bat your jumpscare tolerance is nothing to be trifled with.
Lantern though, he jumps.
High
âGod damn, Spooky! I thought you were avoiding the Journalist today. Mr. tall, dark, and mysterious.â
Batman grunts in response, âPlans change.â
His voice is flat, but thereâs a tightness there that doesnât match the rest of his composure.
He's obviously addressed to Lantern, but his eyes are locked onto yours.
Choosing not to acknowledge Lantern's accusations or Bruceâs sudden decision to shatter all the rules made last night, you pull out your camera and quickly begin taking pictures of everything else in the watchtower except your boyfriend.
âBarring any furtherâŚ.â Lantern glances at the loitering Bat, âInterruptions. Let me walk you to the meeting room, follow me would you, our fine journalist?â
So your one man camera crew follows the three of you as Lantern leads you around the watchtower.
Bruce always is sure to stay just out of frame, but diligently follows you as Green Lantern brings you from room to room.
His gaze lingers on you for a moment longer than necessary as you attempt to gather useful information between Jordanâs cocky nature.
It's not often he sees you like this.
Strong, confident, and obviously comfortable in your environment regardless of the stakes.
Jordan makes multiple passes at you but you easily rebuff him.
This seems to only make him more dedicated.
The presence of Batman is also not helping the matter as every gruff noise he makes is responded with an even broader smile.
After what feels like an eternity, you finally make it to the meeting room.
You donât notice an annoyed Lantern being dragged out of the room on some âemergency businessâ by Superman as you make conversation with Wonder Woman.
You do notice Bruce hovering as close as possible without getting in frame.
After reaching a satisfying conclusion, you turn abruptly towards the Bat, âMr. Batman sir, I hope you donât mind me taking up some of your time for a few questions.â
If he wants to be involved you are at least going to get something front page worthy.
Merely speaking to the man is coverpage material.
You feel the room stiffen as they, and you, await Batman's curt rebuttal.Â
âI always make time for one of Gothamâs finest.â
You watch J'onnâs face contort into confusion as he briefly attempts to read Bruceâs mind only to be rebuffed by that thing he learned from the Tibetan monks.Â
âI do have to ask for this to be done elsewhere, in case of lingering eyes.â
He holds out his hand for you to take as he gently leads you from the room. Ensuring he locks out your poor camera man on the way.
Leaving your coworker with many baffled superheroes and a sizable lunch bill in your future.Â
You throw yourself into the guest chair in Batmanâs watchtower, âI will ensure our separation for the majority of your time in the watchtowerâ You mock glaring at the menacing bat as he sits behind the desk.
âIs this how you speak to all your interviewers? I will have to follow up with Gordon after this, my dear.â
You stiffen from your lax position âWait, you genuinely want an interview?â
âWere you expecting something else when I brought you here?â You see his smirk faintly under the cowl.
You feel your face heat up as you move to a more professional stance drawing a small recording device out of your pocket.
You cough lightly, âNo, no of course not Mr. Batman⌠Sir.â
His head tilts as you speak before responding, âYou should pick one.â
Thereâs the faintest pause before he continues, almost like he is deciding how he wants this to go.Â
His head tilts, âYou should pick one: Mr, Batman, and Sir feels a little overkill. I do have a preference but whatever you feel the most comfortable with, âour fine journalistââ
He gently reaches over and grabs the small recording device hitting the start button.
You feel your breath hitch in your throat before your voice softens, âOh? And what would that be?â
âThe Dark Knight title implies something, does it not?â
âOf course, Sir. Now-â
âOne more thing, my dear.â
You look up from the list of questions you have prepared, âAnd whats that⌠sir?â
âYouâre more attentive when youâre focused-,â he remarks, almost to himself barely containing his amusement.
âAnd I will need a copy of this recording for my personal records.â You watch his foot stick out from under the desk and pull your chair towards his desk with a firm scrape, âFor future documentation of course.â
âOf⌠of course.â
Clark Kent:
It turns out that Kal-El is just as bad at flirting as Clark Kent.
After the âbreakup heard around the worldâ, your front page title btw.
Lois and Superman are finally broken up (five years after the real breakup but you digress).
The plan was for Superman to remain single for the foreseeable future.
This was quickly ruined by Superman saving you at the UN in front of every journalist in the world in an embrace that leaves little to the imagination.
So, now comes the hard part.
The world wants in on your relationship, and Perry REALLY wants to capitalize.
You claim you've never met the man prior to thisâŚ
Which is how you end up interviewing Superman live in front of the whole world.Â
You are totally not chasing your boss down a hallway at the Daily Planet when, âPerry, It's ridiculous, I am a random journalist from Metropolis, why would Superman be interested in me? It was just dumb luck.â
âDo you have a reason for why he hugged you in front of the entire world?â
You pause watching Perryâs face glare into your soulâ... Noâ
Perry claps his hands together and says, âThen you're doing it. If nothing else this is your in! Who wouldnât want Superman to have a crush on them?â
âIt sounds like a death sentence.â
Before Perry shuts his door you hear one more thing, âAt least then you'd be on the front cover again.â
Jimmy laughs, âThat was low.â
âShut up,â You fling a paper cup at him.
Jimmy continues, "Chief does know you and Clark are together right?â
âYes.â
âDoes Clark know about the interview and Big Blueâs big crush?â Jimmy turns to look at your boyfriend who is firmly buried in files of ancient Metropolis history.
âClark knows that Superman has nothing on him.â
Jimmy hums before grabbing the paper cup and tossing it at Clark.
Now broken out of his daze, Clark sits up and stares offendedly at the cup.
âHeyo, Clark, do you think you could beat Superman in a fight for your dearheart's honor?â
You turn and glare at Jimmy, âDearheart? Where are we, in 13th century England?"
Clark swiftly dodged the topic posed to him, âWhat would you prefer, beloved, consort, betrothed, poppet?â
You fake gag and begrudgingly acquiesce, âIâll take beloved please.â
Clark smiles, warmly at your response, âOf course, beloved.â
âSee Jimmy, look what you started.â
Jimmy turns back in your direction, âDo you think the Kryptonian language has terms of endearment?â
So much for changing the topic.
So both decide to lean into the âunrequited crushâ bit.
It can humanize Superman a little bit more and it wouldnât impact your relationship with Clark.
You agree that Perry can deal with it.
The day of the interview, you feel the stares of every co-worker as you walk by for the 3 hours prior to the event.
Thankfully you agreed on a neutral place to conduct the interview (an abandoned office space) so you could hide out from your bosses badgering and your nosy coworkers.Â
Meanwhile, Clark managed to slip in and out entirely unnoticed.
When you asked him how (off the record of course)
âI donât know, no one ever looks for Clark Kent but you.â
You hug him tightly in response.Â
Delaying the inevitable for just a few more minutes.
He lingers for just a second longer than necessary.
âWe can still stop,â he murmurs, quieter than the rest of the room deserves.
âNo, let's do this now before it gets out of hand.â
Still in his embrace, Clark whispers, âDo you remember when we were in college and we used to practice interviewing each other? This is just like that okay?â
âOkay, let's do this.â
It starts smooth enough, the camera picks up your small smiles to him and his anxious mannerisms.
You talk about current world events and superhero actions, but then you hit the personal ones that Perry drafted.
Luckily, you had both gotten comfortable enough with the arrangement that you could easily slide into the more joking portion of it.
But if Clark is one thing, it's definitely not smooth, but he is heartbreakingly earnest.
Glancing down at the piece of paper in front of you, you ask âSuperman, why did you save me that day?â
âWell, I saved a lot of people that day.â
You nod and smile at his avoidant answer, âYou did, but you separated me from the bunch. Why?â
He starts like heâs answering for the camerasâŚ
and then drifts into something real without noticing.
âYou⌠you looked so nervous and I had seen you before. Smiling and happy-â he begins to zone out just a bit, âand in that moment. I wanted nothing more than to see that look on your face again. I- I wanted to be the cause of that look on your face, even just once.â
The room goes quiet.
Not like a lull in an interview, but like the moment in a fairytale before happily ever after
Your eyes soften at his answer and he rubs the back of his neck knowing that he likely said a little too much.
You clear your throat, a little slower this time, âWell, thank you. For saving me, and everyone else that day too.â
He dusts off some lint from his pant legs as he opens the office window before saying, âAnytime, beloved.â
His eyes widen just slightlyÂ
like he wants to take it back.
He doesnât.
Your face grows warm before he flies out the window, and you see the camera zoom in on you.
So much for subtly unrequited.Â
Dick Grayson:
You were actually planning on interviewing someone else.
Your notes, your questions, and you prepared to meet Wally West as Kidflash.
Kidflash was not who showed up.
âIs it common for devastatingly attractive journalists to be hanging out on a rooftop in Central City?â
You turn from your position to see Nightwing dangling from a nearby balcony.
âI donât know, is it normal for a Bludhaven vigilante to stop by random Central City rooftops on a Wednesday night?â
âWhen one Kidflash owes me a favor, yes, yes it is.â Nightwing swings off the nearby balcony to land on your rooftop.
You quickly move your clipboard against your body as he poses for applause.
âWhile I am extremely gracious that I am worth a favor, how does vigilante currency work?â You ask.
Nightwing gently starts minimizing the distance between the pair of you.
You glance back to your camera man who winks at you in response.
You chose to elaborate while taking a single step back, âDo vigilantes work in favors? Where does swapping interviews rank on that list? Saving one city? Two?â
His laugh is deep, likely more at your refusal for physical contact than your question.
âWell it depends, favorite journalist of mine. If we take a hypothetical, like the vigilante has been gone for months and hasnât seen their partner in longer.â
He loosely begins to circle you before continuing, âRelying on only sketchy phone calls and short texts to break long distance, and then his best friend lines up an interview with said partner.â
He is quickly making you feel like a fish in front of a shark.
âThen yes, I would say saving a city, or two, would be an equivalent exchange.â
He lightly strokes your shoulder as he makes his last loop, âHypothetically.â
âNaturally.â you respond having to fight the words as they leave your mouth.
âWell,â you continue attempting to gather your bearings as he stares intently at you, âI did promise my boss that I would have an interview with a vigilante, so I am. I canât-â
You see his eyes roll behind the mask, âYou need something to share with your boss.â
You nod briefly looking back to the camera man, the bastard, who is smiling at your obvious discomfort.
âOkay, Bob Woodward. What do you got?â
He canât expect you to just jump into a formal interview after whatever that was-
He hands you your pile of notes.
Yes yes he does.
âWhen did you?â You look at the pile of notes you left by the edge of the roof.
âI had to make sure they were quality.â He shrugs before laughing at your distraught expression.
You quickly scan them to make sure everything is in its correct spot.
Luckily, they are, but there are a few new notes in the margins.
âYouâŚYou went through my work notes.â
âOf course I did,â he says easily, like that isnât mildly horrifying. âYou color code your follow-ups, by the way. Very intimidating.â
He continues as you make note of his prior knowledge of the questions, âYou left them unattended,â he shrugs. âThatâs on you, detective.â
âI am not the detective in this dynamic.â
He grins at that, soft, fond, too familiar for the situation youâre supposed to be maintaining.
It throws you off more than the circling did.
You clear your throat, forcing your eyes back to the page.
Ignoring the small doodlings of a cartoonish Nightwing chasing Kidflash in the margins, you start the actual interview, âNightwing,â you start, overly formal, âwhat brings you to Central City-â
âYou.â
You freeze.
Thereâs no teasing lilt this time. No performance.
Just⌠honest.
Just him.
You look up slowly.
Heâs closer now. Not looming, not circling. Just there.
âI had an in,â he adds, softer. âFigured Iâd take it.â
The rooftop feels a little quieter.
You glance back again.
Your cameraman very pointedly pretends to adjust something on the rig.
He needs a raise after this.
You swallow, trying to get back on track.
âRight,â you manage, flipping a page you definitely already read. âWell. For the sake of journalism-â
âOf course,â he says, but thereâs a smile in it now. Lighter again. Easier.
You narrow your eyes at him.
âDonât make this weird.â
âI havenât even started yet.â
âThat was you not making it weird?â
âIâve been gone for months,â he says. âGive me a minute.â
And there it is.
Not the charm.
Not the performance.
Just him.
You exhale, some of the tension leaving your shoulders.
ââŚYou get one,â you mutter.
His grin is immediate. Bright. Victorious.
âPerfect. Then we can do the interview.â
You turn quickly, âChuck?â
On the other side of the roof already you hear him yell, "I'm taking five! Do whatever he needs, poor guy looks like he's gonna burst.â
Chuck isnât even all the way off the roof before Dick grabs you tight.
So tight, that you think your grip is only slightly less.
He wasnât underselling, it's been months.
Dick has been off with the titans, then Bruce, then Jason, and lastly there was something that almost blew up Gotham.
It had been so long that you started to forget things.
Like how he always smelled like coffee after patrol and how your body feels against his.Â
You feel him kiss the top of your head.
He then moves his lips to yours.
It starts rough.
Like he is attempting to communicate months of emotions to you through physical contact alone.
His hands tighten at your back, like heâs afraid youâll disappear again.
Itâs too much all at once.
You pull back, breath catching, barely able to stop Dick from diving back in, âChuck is on the fire escape.â
Dick shrugs and pulls you back against him.
âHe gave us five minutes.â
âI think you think five minutes is a lot longer than it is.â
You pause for a moment and lean back into him, You think you might have forgotten how much you missed him until right now.
The world sits quiet for just a moment beforeâŚ
As if on cue, Chuck climbs back up.
For a moment Dick refuses to let go.
Chuck really needs a raise.Â
Jason Todd: (Poison Ivy Pollen)
Red Hood doesnât give interviews. Jason Todd is even less likely to.
Which is why when you come in to work and immediately get pulled into your bosses office to be informed that you've been selected to interview Gothamâs newest crime boss
You donât believe him.
Jason would have told you.
Which is the first red flag.
The second is that the meeting place is the iceberg lounge.
One of the few places Jason is sure that the Bats have little to no surveillance of.
After your boss ensures you this is legit, you quickly text your boyfriend the information, the time, and the address. Just in case.
You've been to the iceberg lounge just once before.
Jason needed someone on the floor to gather information about a nearby drug ring.
Meaning, you've never seen this place in the light of day and you've never felt more likely you were about to be kidnapped.Â
The guards quickly usher you into the office and inform you that âthe bossâ will be back soon.
To your surprise, Jason is the one who walks in the door.
But, his helmet is in pieces exposing the majority of his right eye.
The typically vibrant blue-green is glazed over, and it's like he has a lingering sweet perfume smell attached to him.
You donât get the chance to ask before every phone in the lounge starts ringing at full volume.
Jason doesnât react, he just slides into your arms and starts sinking.
Like he tried to stay standing, but couldnât.
You donât know what's wrong, but it's bad.
You grab the nearest phone.
âHello?â
âYouâre the journalist right?â You know that voice. Bruce Wayne, or Batman in this case.
âYes? Do you know what's wrong with him?â
âPoison Ivy. Pheromone exposure. It wonât kill him and he won't hurt you, but he wonât be in control.â
A pause.
âHe refused anyone else. Keep him safe. Iâll check in.â
He hangs up.
You begin to connect some of the stories Jason tells you with the Gotham Legend himself.
âHey, Doll. Is that you? Whatcha doin here? You deserve to be somewhere pretty.â Jasonâs words are slurring pretty bad.
So, that's what Bruce meant, you wonder
Your chest tightens at the sound of it.
âI am somewhere pretty,â you murmur, adjusting your grip as he leans more of his weight onto you. âYouâre here.â
He hums softly, like heâs considering that.
âNooo, like one of those restaurants Bruce goes to. You belong in a pretty place like that. Not in the crime alley.â
His hand finds your sleeve, clumsy, uncoordinated, and holds on.
Not tight.
Just⌠there.
Like heâs grounding himself in your touch.
You shift slightly, trying to keep him upright while glancing toward the door.
The guards are gone.
Of course they are.
âOkay,â you mutter, more to yourself than him. âOkay, weâre gonna sit down.â
âDonât like this place,â he slurs quietly, head dipping toward your shoulder. âToo loud. Too fake.â
âI know,â you whisper. âWe wonât stay long.â
He relaxes a little at that. Not fully, but enough.
âMissed you,â he adds, so quietly you almost donât catch it.
And that-
Thatâs what gets you.
Because Jason doesnât say things like that. Not easily. Not without a fight.
Your grip tightens just slightly.
âI know,â you say again, softer this time.
You look around. Getting out of here would be in both of your best interests right now, but Penguin seemed to foolproof the place.
Jason laughs, âYou didnât answer my question.â
You glance at him, and gently remove the remains of his helmet.
His eyes are glazed over, but he looks at you like you hung the stars.
âAnd what was that, darling?â
âWhatcha doin here, love?â
You had almost completely forgotten about, âThe interviewâŚâ
Jason attempts to sit up sharply, âAn interview? Here? With who? You need me to come with? No one good ever comes here.â
You quickly grab his shoulders to stop him from trying to stand again, âNo, no. I was supposed to interview you. I think Bruce set it up so Iâd be here for you.â
Jasonâs nose scrunches up as the name Bruce flies out of your mouth, âOh, I bet your boss loved that. So you need to interview me? I can do that! Iâve always liked talking to you.â
Wow, this stuff is strong.Â
You raise your hand to lightly stroke his cheek.
His entire head follows your hand, almost tipping him out of the chair.
You steady him before he can topple over completely, your hand still cupping his cheek.
âEasy,â you murmur. âStay with me, yeah?â
âI am with you,â he insists, like that was never in question. Like itâs obvious. âIâm right here.â
His hand slides from your sleeve to your wrist, then your palm, holding it there against his face.
âYouâre warm,â he adds, quieter now. âThatâs good. Means youâre real.â
Your breath catches just slightly.
âIâm real,â you confirm softly. âIâve got you.â
He relaxes into that, eyes fluttering for a second before forcing themselves open again.
âNo-no, I gotta-â he tries to sit up again, stubborn even now. âYou said interview. Canât mess that up for you.â
âYou are actively surviving an airborne toxin,â you deadpan.
âIâve been worse.â
âI know,â you sigh.
He huffs out a weak laugh, leaning more heavily into you.
âCâmon, ask me something,â he mutters. âIâll be good. Promise.â
Thereâs something so him about that, like even like this, heâs trying to show up for you.
Your grip softens.
âOkay,â you play along gently. âFirst question.â
He perks up, just a little.
âYeah?â
You brush your thumb lightly under his eye, grounding him again.
âWhy didnât you tell me you were coming here today?â
That does it.
He stills.
Not fully, but enough.
ââŚDidnât want you here,â he admits after a moment, voice quieter now. Rougher. âA place like this⌠things go wrong.â
His fingers tighten slightly against your hand.
âCanât protect you if I donât know where you are,â he adds, like itâs obvious.Â
Like itâs the only answer that matters.
Your chest aches a little at that.
âWell,â you say softly, âlooks like we both messed that one up.â
He hums, leaning into your touch again.
You can see the awareness begin to slip from his face.
Heâs gonna crash soon.
ââŚYeah,â he mumbles. âBut youâre here now.â
âYes,â you reply, âIâm here now.â
âDonât go anywhere,â he murmurs, losing his battle to sleep.
âNot a chance,â you reply, wrapping your arms back around him.
Tim Drake:
Itâs not often that you are an âon the sceneâ reporter, but disaster waits for no holiday.
So, you are on the scene as Clayface attempts to destroy a local theatre for not casting him in their local play run.
Young Justice was quick to handle the situation, and you figured you would be home in time to set up Tim and your favorite movie for date night.Â
Just as you are winding down the news broadcast, you hear a very familiar voice call your name.
âYouâre not about to leave without an interview with your favorite superhero, right?â
Bart Allen
Dramatically runs Tim Drake next to you before returning to his group to watch from a safe distance.Â
In the least comfortable smile you have ever seen Tim has, he quickly asks, âYes, snookums, you aren't about to run off right?â
You cough, violently.
He gently rubs your back holding in a grimace.
Snookums?
On camera?
He looks genuinely uncomfortable.
You turn to look at the ragtag group of heroes in the distance.
Bart gives you a dramatic thumbs up while laughing maniacally.
You whisper just quietly enough that the camera canât hear, âAre you in a bet with Bart?â
Tim nods.
âHave I told you how wonderful you look today, sweetiepie?â
You think for a moment before answering, feeling your lip roll between your teeth.Â
âNo, Robin. You have not-â
âWell, I should because you look stunning, honeymuffin.â
âWhat kind of bet did you lose?â
Tim exhales slowly, like heâs trying to keep his soul in his body.
âIf I donât complete the interview,â he mutters, just under his breath, âBart gets access to the Batcomputer for an hour⌠and I have to use a different term of endearment every time I address you⌠honeyâ
You blink.
Once.
Twice.
âOh,â you whisper. âOh thatâs cruel.â
âI am aware⌠sunshineâ
You straighten, composure snapping back into place as you turn toward the camera again, a little sharper now.
âWell then,â you say lightly, âletâs make this count.â
Timâs eyes flicker to yours.
He nods once.
Game on.
You lift the mic and a blank notebook listed 1-12. âRobin, can you tell us how Young Justice handled the situation so efficiently tonight?â
Tim latches onto the question like a lifeline. âWe prioritized civilian evacuation and minimized structural damage, ba, â
He cuts himself off.
His eyes close briefly.
ââŚbaby.â
You bite the inside of your cheek so hard youâre not sure how youâre still standing.
Behind the camera, Bart wheezes.
You nod professionally, head moves up and down as you rank love at the number 7. âOf course. And how do you balance that with maintaining relationships outside of the field?â
Tim squints at you.
He knows what youâre doing now.
âI make time where I can,â he says carefully. âItâs important to show up for the people you care about, dear.â
Thereâs a beat.
You tilt your head.
âDear?â you echo, just a little amused.
His eye twitches.
You hum thoughtfully, scribbling it down at the number 6. âInteresting.â
Bart is already losing it in the background.
You continue, voice smooth, âAnd would you say those relationships are⌠stable?â
Tim inhales.
Slow.
Measured.
Like heâs defusing a bomb.
âYes,â he says. âVery stable, sweetheart.â
You choke.
Actually choke.
He would go there.
You recover quickly, but your smile is slipping now. âSweetheart,â you repeat, like youâre testing it.
His shoulders square just slightly.
Commitment to the bit.
Number 5
âIs there a problem with that, darling?â
Okay.
That one hits.
You narrow your eyes at him, but thereâs no heat in it.
Just⌠challenge.
4
âOh, none at all,â you say sweetly. âPlease, continue.â
Tim regrets everything.
You can see it.
Feel it.
He presses on anyway, because the alternative is Bart Allen with unrestricted access to Bruceâs systems.
âMaintaining trust is essential,â he says, voice tightening just a fraction. âYou have to communicate, listen, and-value your partner, angel.â
Silence.
Even Bart pauses.
You stare at him.
âAngel?â you repeat, softer this time.
Tim freezes.
Because that one-
That one wasnât just for the bet.
You see it.
He knows you see it.
And suddenly this isnât funny anymore.
Not entirely.
You glance away first, back to the camera, resetting the tone before it can shift too much.
3.
âWell,â you say lightly, âit seems even Gothamâs vigilantes have a lot to say about relationships.â
You lower the mic slightly, then, because youâre not above it,
âOne more question, Robin.â
Tim groans under his breath.
Bart cheers.
You tilt your head, just enough to soften it.
âAfter all this,â you ask, quieter now, âwhoâs your favorite person to come home to?â
Tim doesnât hesitate this time.
âYou.â
Bart makes a noise like heâs been personally betrayed.
Tim ignores him completely.
âInterview over,â he says firmly.
Then, lower, just for you-
ââŚbabe.â
You huff out a quiet laugh, stepping closer.
2
âYouâre running out of options.â
He leans in just slightly, voice even quieter.
âHe gave me a list, my love.â
Of course he did.
Of course he did.
1
You stare at the page.
âMy love.â
You donât write it down.
Tim notices immediately.
Of course he does.
His gaze flicks from the notebook back up to your face, something quieter settling in behind the exhaustion and secondhand embarrassment.
âThat one doesnât count,â you say softly.
Itâs not a tease.
Not a challenge.
Just⌠true.
A beat passes.
Then another.
âPretty sure it does,â Bart calls out, recovering just enough to be annoying again. âThat was on the list!â
Tim doesnât even look at him.
âThen Iâm done with the list.â
The words come out easy.
Certain.
And that
that gets your attention more than anything else heâs said all night.
You tilt your head slightly. âTim-â
âInterviewâs over,â he repeats, a little softer this time, but not backing down.
Bart groans loudly in the background. âYou were so close to finishing!â
Tim finally glances over, unimpressed. âYouâre not getting into the Batcomputer.â
âTragic,â Bart mutters.
You barely hear it.
Because youâre still looking at Tim.
Still stuck on-
my love.
You close your notebook slowly.
âOff the record?â you ask.
His expression shifts immediately.
Softer.
Always softer for you.
âAlways.â
You step closer, just enough that the cameras donât quite catch it.
âWhich one was your favorite?â
Tim doesnât answer right away.
His eyes flick down,just briefly, to your notebook, to the messy rankings, the scratched-out numbers, the places where your handwriting got a little less neat the further down you went.
Then back to you.
ââŚAngel,â he admits.
Your breath catches.
Just slightly.
âYeah?â you ask, softer than you meant to.
He nods once.
âYeah.â
Thereâs a beat.
And then, because you canât help yourself,
ââŚSnookums didnât make the cut?â
Tim walks away.
Immediately.
You laugh, quiet, warm, a little breathless, as Bart absolutely loses it behind you.
âWORTH IT,â Bart shouts.
Tim doesnât turn around.
But you catch it anyway,
the smallest shake of his head.
The hint of a smile.
Conner Kent:
âConner, please! It's one assignment.â
He shakes his head, âI donât know, I donât love the idea of being recorded. Conner Kent is still pretty new to me.â
You nod, âOkay, that's understandable. How about I interview Superboy then?â
He thinks for a moment, âYou are the one being recorded?â
You nod, âThey will only hear your voice.â
A moment passes
Then its almost like a lightbulb goes off above Conner's head.
Conner smiles, âDo you get a bonus if I make it more difficult?â
Oh, no.
What have you gotten yourself into.
You reply âThe professor did mention that yes.â
Conner lights up, âYes, 100% I will do it.â
You brace yourself. This was Conner after all, smart, strong, and absolutely relentless when he decided to be.
The camera clicks on. You adjust the microphone, take a deep breath, and start. âSuperboy, can you tell us how you and the team handled tonightâs incident?â
He leans forward, elbows on his knees, voice steady but light. âWe prioritized civilian safety first,â he says, glancing at you. âEvacuated the building, minimized structural damage⌠all the usual hero stuff. But, uh⌠you know, itâs really hard to focus when someone so⌠hot is interviewing me.â
You freeze.
Without breaking the structure of the video you look up from your notebook and glare slightly.
So this was his game.
You keep your composure, scribbling notes, but your heart skips as he smiles at your attempt.
âAnd,â you continue, adjusting the mic slightly, âhow do you maintain balance between these missions and teamwork?â
Conner hesitates, glancing down at his hands. âWell⌠you make time where you can. For the people you care about,â he says carefully, then pauses, eyes flicking to yours for just a heartbeat. ââŚlike someone very important.â
You tilt your head, playing along. âSomeone very important? And who would that be?â
Two can play this game, âAh, Supergirl right.â
Conner sits straight up and coughs hard, âWhat!âÂ
He waves his hands in front of you and Conner sputters. Actually sputters. "Supergirl, that's- no. Absolutely not. We are- she's like my- no." He runs a hand through his hair. "Please cross that out."
You nod scribbling something out from your notebook, âMy apologies sir, I will need to to be more upfront in the future. So one doesnât come to conclusions.â
Conner gains a smirk and shakes his head at you before running his fingers through his hair, âOf course, I will be more direct for the next question.â
âOf course,â you nod, âNow, Superboy, if you were in the middle of a disaster, what is the hardest part of that experience?â
He runs a hand through his hair, hesitation creeping into his posture. âKeeping focus when someoneâŚâ He pauses, voice dropping a fraction. ââŚsomeone you care about is watching, and you just want to make them proud.â
You bite the inside of your cheek, focusing on the notebook in front of you. Keep it professional. Keep it together.
The camera is rolling, and you notice that a small crowd has formed around you consisting of mostly Young Justice members.
Lovely, more people to watch your inevitable failure.
And how do you manage stress?â you ask, trying to steer the interview back toward safe territory.
Conner tilts his head, eyes glinting. âHonestly? Talking about it helps. With someone who⌠understands you. Makes the hard stuff easier.â
You clear your throat, scribbling notes furiously, careful not to look at him directly.
He grins. âYeah. You know, someone like you, right?â
Your eyes nearly roll back in your head. You bite your lip and look down at your notebook. The sides of the pages wrinkle a little from your white knuckling of the pages
âLetâs move on,â you say lightly.
âAre you sure? I could talk about you all day. There are very few people on this planet who can talk me out of a panic attack, but one of them is sitting right in front of me.â
You grumble, âReally?â
âYes, they are lovely-â
âTeam dynamics. What do you think is essential for a strong team?â
He leans forward again, elbows on his knees, tone serious. âTrust. Communication. Respect.â He glances at you, a smirk curling the corner of his mouth. ââŚand maybe a little bit of someone watching out for you.â
You nod, âI imagine having someone watch your back would be helpful in the long term.â
He laughs, warm and bright, âNo, not me. Someone to look out for you.â
You look at him again for the first time in a while, his eyes already locked onto you.
âI worry. When you are alone. It can be dangerous here, and I canât always be there.â
You blink.
âOhâ
He laughs again, but its softer, âYeahâ
Your hand tightens on the pen. Keep calm. Heâs doing this deliberately.
You look back down to the page, âHow would you describe your approach to mentorship within the team?â
Conner leans back, tapping his chin thoughtfully. âYou try to help where you can, teach when asked⌠and, uh, make sure the people around you know youâve got their back. Especially someone who⌠someone who means a lot to you.â
âSomeone who means a lot⌠okay,â you repeat carefully, trying not to stammer. âAnd how does that influence your decision-making?â
His gaze lingers, unwavering. âIt makes you more careful. More thoughtful. You⌠consider how your choices affect the people who matter most. Like, say⌠me considering you.â
You freeze mid-scribble, heart thumping. He doesnât say it out loud, doesnât grin at you broadly, but the implication is there. Clear. Playful, but deliberate.
You clear your throat, forcing your eyes back to the camera. âRight. Well, then⌠Last question, Superboy. After all this, what is your favorite thing to do after a long day?â
No hesitation. No stammer. Just him. Blue eyes steady on yours.
âYou.â
Your mouth drops open.
The camera keeps rolling, but for a moment the world seems smaller. Bart leans on the wall, smirking like heâs won some private victory. Connerâs grin is triumphant .
âAssignment complete,â he says firmly, then softer, âand you⌠youâre my favorite. By the wayâ
You exhale, finally allowing yourself a small laugh, stepping closer. âOkay,â you murmur, voice warm. âYou win this round, Conner Kent.â
He leans back in his chair, satisfied. âI knew I would.â
You shake your head, laughing quietly at the absurdity and sweetness of it all. He smiles at you, and you canât help it anymore. Your chest warms, your grin is unstoppable, and the entire professional barrier youâd been holding dissolves in the weight of his gaze.
âConner Kent,â you mutter, half-laughing, half-groaning, âyou are impossible.â
He just grins, leaning forward, voice quiet now, just for you. âAnd you⌠are worth it.â
Damian Al-Ghul-Wayne(aged up):
 Surprisingly, Damian agrees to do an interview as Robin without much argument.
He claimed, âAll of my siblings would give you a romanticized version of being a vigilante, I will be truthful.â
That being said, you didn't expect him to grab your arm while at work and drag you up to the (formally) locked roof.
âDami, did you have to break the lock?â
He shrugged before dragging you to the small table he must have set up, âI wanted it to seem authentic.â
âOkay, sure.â You agree, not about to argue with his methods when he agreed to this.
Especially without knowing your ulterior motives.
You start with a âsoftâ question about his training methods.
Just something to get the ball rolling.
âBeloved,â He says, âYou already know my training regime. I hardly see why I should explain it to you.â
Okay you feel a little less bad about tricking him now, âIâm curious, Damian. You clearly command respect, how do you maintain it without being intimidating?â
His eyes flick up at you; the pause is just long enough for a tiny crack in his composure, âHabibi, I believe you are the only person in Gotham who does not find me intimidating.â
You make a note on your paper, and choose to ignore his unasked question, âYour strategy is always precise. How do you balance efficiency with understanding for the people in your surroundings?â
Damian huffs, clearly not used to praise being framed this way, mutters something like: âItâs just⌠necessary. There is a fine line between coddling and accommodating. I straddle that line well.â
You persist gently: âI think itâs impressive how you do it, though. Most would fail under that pressure.â
He shifts, uncomfortable with praise, but it makes him sit straighter, a subtle pride surfacing.
You manage to swallow the smile growing on your face as his cheeks warm to a subtle pink.
You clear your throat, flipping to a fresh page in your notebook. âI want to ask about how you lead your team. How do you ensure they trust your decisions?â
Damianâs gaze sharpens, but he leans back slightly, considering. âBeloved, I do not demand trust. I earn it. They respect skill, precision, and⌠consistency.â
You scribble down his answer, then tilt your head just slightly. âI think itâs remarkable. Most people would falter under that pressure, but you⌠you handle it effortlessly.â
His jaw tightens, a faint heat creeping into his cheeks, and he shifts in his seat. âEffortless, you say? Perhaps. Or perhaps it is simply my obligation.â
You nod seriously, letting the compliment hang in the air. âEither way, itâs admirable. I think your team would agree it inspires them to be better.â
Damian huffs, obviously flustered that you framed praise as a question. He glances away for a moment, then mutters, âHabibi⌠perhaps. They have performed adequately under my direction.â
You pause, letting your gaze linger on him. âAnd you?â you ask quietly, âWhat do you find most satisfying about leading them?â
He freezes for half a heartbeat, as if your words caught him off guard. Then Damianâs mouth tightens into a small line, and he mutters, âThat they succeed. That they grow. That they survive. That is sufficient.â
You jot the note down, then venture further, âIt must be rewarding, seeing them improve⌠knowing youâve helped shape them into capable heroes.â
Damianâs eyes flick back to you, a faint pink warming his cheeks, and he murmurs, âPerhaps. It is⌠tolerable to hear you say it, beloved.â
You canât help the small smile that tugs at your lips. âTolerable?â you echo, teasing gently. âIâll take it.â
He glares at you, though itâs more playful than sharp. âDo not take liberties.â
You move onto the next section of questions focusing on his free time, âYou seem so disciplined, what do you enjoy when you arenât⌠saving Gotham?â
His head tilts to the side, âI enjoy creating artistic adaptations of the things around me. It allows me to focus on the things that are important. I find it⌠meditativeâ
You nod and make a quick note, âItâs admirable, how you make time for yourself even with all this responsibility. What do you find yourself drawing most?â
He pulls out his sketchbook and begins flipping through, âOn average I have a tie between Titus and you.â
Your head pops up.
âOh, I never noticed you drawing me before.â
His face is sincere as he replies, âI draw things that are the most important to me.â
You lightly smile, ââI⌠Thank you, Damian. Thatâs⌠sweetâ.
âHabibi⌠you do have a way of framing observations as⌠flattery.â
You grin lightly. âIâm only stating whatâs apparent.â
A flicker of pink touches his ears. âDo you intend to continue⌠flattering me?â
You lift an innocent shoulder. âMerely observing.â
He narrows his eyes, then leans forward, a faint smirk tugging at his lips. âObserving, yes. But I think I see your method, beloved.â
You blink. âYour method?â
He tilts his head, voice sharp and teasing. âYou ask questions that sound professional but are clearly⌠compliments in disguise.â
You chuckle softly. âMaybe I am. Maybe itâs for research.â
Breaking out of your stupor, you flip back to the series of questions you had prepared.
He quickly grabs the small book from your hand.
âBeloved,â he said, voice smooth but edged with that unmistakable authority, âI am curious about the observer. You have asked endless questions, carefully phrased, measuring my reactions⌠now it is my turn.â
You blink, caught completely off guard. âYour⌠turn?â
âYes,â he said, eyes narrowing slightly. âIf you insist on flattering me under the guise of professional inquiry, I shall see how well you respond under observation. Consider it⌠a counter-interview.â
You swallowed, heart rate spiking just slightly. âOkay,â you say carefully. âIâm ready.â
âyou approach this assignment as though it is a mission. But tell me⌠why do you wish to examine me so closely?â
You blink. âBecause I want to understand you. Beyond the costume. Beyond Robin.â
He tilts his head, expression sharp. âAnd do you always seek to understand everyone so thoroughly, or is this⌠reserved for those you⌠care about?â
You flush lightly but meet his gaze. âMostly those I care about. You know that.â
His lips press into a thin line. âIndeed. Then I should expect honesty in return. When you observe me, do you focus on what I reveal⌠or what I conceal?â
You hesitate. âI notice both. And sometimes, the things I notice about you⌠tell me more than your actions ever could.â
Damian scribbles something in his notebook, lips twitching slightly. ââŚAnd when someone notices your actions, their intentions, and your patterns⌠what do you hope they infer? That you are perfect, or flawed?â
âFlawed,â you answer immediately. âFlaws tell me more than perfection ever could.â
His eyes flicker, a subtle appreciation of your answer, though his face remains stoic. âCurious. And when someone is as perceptive as you are⌠do you consider them trustworthy, or a threat?â
You smirk lightly. âDepends on the person. I try to trust first, but I observe closely. Isnât that your way too?â
His gaze sharpens. ââŚIndeed. Then perhaps we are more alike than I thought. Tell me, beloved, when you write your observations⌠do you judge, or simply record?â
âMostly record,â you say. âBut sometimes judgment slips in. Youâll see it in the notes.â
âOf course,â he murmurs. âAnd when judgment slips, is it intended to correct, or simply to understand?â
âTo understand,â you admit quietly. âCorrection comes later⌠if necessary.â
He leans back, folding his arms, voice steady but deliberate. âYou are methodical⌠careful. Yet you place yourself in situations where observation is constant. Do you enjoy the discomfort of scrutiny, or merely endure it?â
âI⌠learn from it,â you say. âEven if itâs uncomfortable, I understand more. And I⌠trust you.â
His expression softens almost imperceptibly, but the edge remains. âThen you understand the weight of honesty. When you share observations, when you record truths⌠do you fear what I might see, or relish it?â
âBoth,â you admit, shifting slightly closer. âItâs exhilarating, and terrifying.â
He studies you for a long beat. ââŚAnd when someone is aware of your fears and continues to question you⌠do you respect it, or find it intrusive?â
âRespect it,â you answer. âBecause I know it comes from understanding⌠and care. From someone who trusts me enough to push.â
A small, almost imperceptible smirk crosses his face. ââŚGood. Then I shall continue.â He flips a page in his notebook. âWhen you are challenged⌠do you rely on instinct, or reason?â
âReason,â you answer without hesitation. âMostly. Instinct is important, but reason guides me.â
âAnd when reason conflicts with instinct?â he presses. âWhich do you trust?â
You pause, thoughtful. âInstinct. In the moment. Reason is for reflection.â
He leans forward, resting his elbows on the table. âAnd when reflection reveals your mistakes⌠what is your immediate reaction? Shame, curiosity, or⌠determination?â
âDetermination,â you answer softly. âCuriosity too, sometimes. I learn more when I analyze what went wrong.â
âInteresting,â he murmurs. ââŚAnd when someone observes your mistakes⌠what do you hope they see? That you are capable, or merely human?â
âBoth,â you answer. âCapable⌠but human enough to learn.â
Damian scribbles rapidly in his notebook. ââŚAnd when someone knows you intimately⌠do they see the truth, or merely the façade you allow?â
âYou see the truth,â you say without hesitation. âBecause I trust you.â
A pause. Damianâs eyes soften in a way he cannot hide, just slightly. ââŚOf course. Then you understand why I inquire. I do not question out of suspicion. I question because I care. And because I know you will answer honestly.â
You swallow, a flutter of warmth in your chest. âI⌠I do. I want to.â
âGood.â He flips the notebook closed, eyes flicking to yours with that imperceptible smirk again. âThen perhaps you have learned more from me than I have from you⌠but perhaps not. Questions are a two-way street, beloved. You must reflect on the ones I have asked. The truths you uncover⌠are your own.â
You nod slowly, breath catching slightly. Even when he doesnât compliment you, even when he doesnât flirt⌠the intimacy of his questions leaves you exposed, revealed, but safe.
âAnd yet,â he adds, voice quieter, almost contemplative, âI suspect you will write carefully. Not to hide yourself, but to ensure you understand what you have learned⌠and perhaps⌠why you feel what you feel when you answer truthfully.â
You smile faintly, leaning into his gaze. âI think I will. And⌠Thank you. For trusting me with this, Damian.â
His expression softens just enough that it almost resembles a smile. ââŚOf course. That is all I require. Interview concluded.â
Even after the notebook closes, even after the cameras stop rolling, the rooftop feels heavy with unspoken truths. Damian didnât flatter you, didnât tease or compliment, and yet, because of the trust you shared, and the way he knew exactly how far to push, you feel closer to him than you ever could have imagined.
And somehow, that feels more intimate than any words of praise ever could.
He jumps off the rooftop and you flip open the notebook to find a portrait of you drawn from moments before.Â
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You're sitting in one of those circular booths. You preferred it because it keeps you close to Wally. Your head resting on his shoulder, his hand on your thigh, thumb moving in slow circles.
Your boyfriend rattles off his orderâa huge one that has the waiter scribbling frantically while giving Wally concerned glances. You almost feel bad for what youâre about to do. Almost.
After what feels like forever, the waiter turns to you. You lift your head. "And for you?"
"UmâŚI'll have a burger andâŚ" Slowly, you turn toward Wally. "Hey, baby, can I get extra fries and a Diet Coke?"
Wally does a double-take, his green eyes sparkling with worry as he stares at you. His lips curve downward, making you want to kiss him until he smiles.
"âŚYou can get whatever you want?"
"Okay, thank you," you say cheerfully. Wally's hand on your thigh stills. Turning back to the waiter, you add, "Iâll have two fries on the side and a Diet Coke, please."
The waiter furrows his brows and nods. "RightâŚItâll be out soon." He lingers for a brief second, as if unsure whether he should leave you with Wally.
Once the waiter is out of earshot, Wally takes your hand nervously. A small crease forms between his brows as he looks at you properly.
"What's going on?" he asks quietly, pressing a kiss to your forehead. His attentiveness warms your heart.
You press your lips together, fighting a smile. "Nothing, I was just asking if I could order more."
His face falls, and you immediately soften. Wrapping your arms around his bicep, you mutter, "It was a joke. Stop looking at me like that. I just wanted to see how youâd react."
He stares at you, shoulders dropping, and forehead smoothing over.
"You're a cruel woman, yâknow that? How else did you think Iâd react, baby? Asking me for permissionâŚYou want extra fries? You get extra fries. You want to burn the city down? You burnâ"
He stops, thinking for a moment. "OkayâŚdonât do that, please. Iâd have a lot of paperwork to deal with."
"Aww, I was looking forward to that."
"Baby, what did I just say about not needing my permission?" he scolds lightly.
"You're making this way more complicated than it needs to be," you tease.
âYou're a cruel woman, yâknow that? How else did you think Iâd react, baby? Asking me for permissionâŚYou want extra fries? You get extra fries. You want to burn the city down? You burnâ" He stops, thinking for a moment. "OkayâŚdonât do that, please. Iâd have a lot of paperwork to deal with."