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Slow Horses "I'm still laboring under the illusion that, uh, that Shelby…" "Shirley." "…is only half shit and not full shit like everyone else."

Young Jackson Lamb and Catherine Standish 🐌🐎

A very anxious little River goes home with the wrong parent, and a very anxious regular Catherine discovers she's picked up the wrong child.

A little magical realism AU showing Catherine's entire family tree and how both good and bad a family can be to you.

This isn't an obligatory part of the story, just for the same weirdos as me 😭

Chapters: 2/? Fandom: Slow Horses (TV), Slough House - Mick Herron Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Jackson Lamb/Catherine Standish Characters: Jackson Lamb (Slow Horses), Catherine Standish, J. K. Coe, River Cartwright, Shirley Dander Additional Tags: lambdish - Freeform, jackson lamb is down bad, UST, Established Relationship, Mini fics, Random & Short Summary:

The shouting from Lamb’s office rattled what was left of the windows from his floor down to Ho’s. Moira stopped what she was doing to look upwards, waiting for the floor to collapse.

Two fics for the price of one!

Second fic:

Nobody's perfect — Chapter 7

Catherine’s aunt is visiting for two weeks and is determined to find her niece a decent partner. Who will it be...?

"Nobody's perfect," Jackson smiled and looked straight into Catherine's eyes. "But you know, Standish," he said, placing the white queen on the board, "I might just be the lucky twat who found a glimpse of perfection."