ahaha ..

Finally listened to all music! My favorite song was an untitled file called “ssssddsdrt66677888.ogg” that I found on a flash drive that I found in a landfill in Tunisia

fuck all the fake shit.

a group of wizards playing "dont let it touch the ground" with a magic missile, giggling like children and bouncing it back and forth like a balloon, until one of them drops it and dies screaming in the most horrific explosion you've ever seen. the other wizards are unphased and continue the game with a new missile like nothing happened.

long distance relationship is so easy you just hav to send them messages like im kissing you now can you feel it. can you feel it

i cant

The toddlers currently binge watching finger family among us pregnancy coffin dance elsa spiderman play with slime compilation videos are going to one day invent the most intriguing and uniquely repulsive EDM subgenre in mankind's existence on their Amazon smart home creator software in 2033

The genre will be typified by 3-10sec long sonifications of NFTs punctuated by the sound of random objects hitting the pavement after falling from a great height. The genre will be cancelled 4 weeks after being created when artist Karkat Musk, known by zir stage name sludge_emoji samples the sound of a box of Ninja Funko pops falling off a warehouse shelf and killing a fulfillment center indentured servent