My roommates reaction to learning I'm allergic to chocolate
He says I have to mention he sent this with dictation while he was driving, so you don't think hes illiterate 😭
He genuinely made me laugh so hard it hurt
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My roommates reaction to learning I'm allergic to chocolate
He says I have to mention he sent this with dictation while he was driving, so you don't think hes illiterate 😭
He genuinely made me laugh so hard it hurt

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My roommates reaction to learning I'm allergic to chocolate
He says I have to mention he sent this with dictation while he was driving, so you don't think hes illiterate 😭
Had a funny experience in urgent care today. I already had to go to get a note for work for calling off for pain but I had a flare-up in my jaw joint too, so figured I'd get some treatment for that while I was there
So, I have TMJ disorder and today my jaw kept locking on and off, spasming, and hurt really bad.
I get to an urgent care to get muscle relaxers or steroids (the normal treatment I get for a flare up) and the note. The nurse practitioner starts the regular exam to see how bad the flare-up was
He looked so squeamish when he felt how my jaw was spasming, jumped away from me, hands up in the air, and announced in a high pitch voice "Muscle relaxers!"
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I bought tickets for my roommate and I to go to a Ren fair and I've decided I will finish my Legend (lu) cosplay to wear to it...
And god after sewing one fully wearable part of it, I think I've been hooked on cosplay...
I've got the red tunic part completely put together and partially emboridered. I ordered a green dress because... well I cut the pieces out to make my own like a year ago and cant find them... ANYWAY that dress comes today and I get to put them together and AHHHHH
Thinking about how this afternoon I excitedly rushed to the store to buy gold embroidery thread for a cosplay... forgetting I was colorblind
I called my roommate to ask him for help and he died laughing

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Me: Glad I don't have nightmares hardly ever anymore
Roommate: What...?
Me: What? I haven't had routine nightmares in a while?
Roommate: You freak out in your sleep at least once a week. Probably more when I'm not awake or here...
Me: Oh...
legend my lovely....
Some Linked Universe panel redraws ⚡️⚔️🐇
Dear fellow bipolar people, you don't stop needing your meds just cause you feel better...
Believe it or not, it means you need them more because it shows they work! Its a brain stumper really...

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