Krypt Ceepers Daugher

it is extremely important context that I am saying this as a clockfucker. what the fuck do you MEAN conventional

as a WHAT

OH NOW YOU CAN SPEAK ENGLISH

Apparently not everyone knows that cleopatra and Julius Ceasar had sex. Well they did. In an extramarital affair even. They made a boy named Caesarion. He was the actual last pharaoh of Egypt for like ten minutes.

This was a good idea on the part of cleopatra considering that her family tree at that point was mostly a series of loops.

That ain't healthy, is it?

Nope! Luckily for Caesarion the negative effects of incest generally disappear as soon as some fresh blood is introduced. Unluckily for Caesarion he was executed by Octavian when he was about 17 so he didn’t get to enjoy being the first Ptolemaic pharaoh with a low chance of severe genetic diseases for very long.

at some point in your life you will be boiling fruit, water, sugar, and lemon juice in a pot to make a syrup or jam. the instructions will tell you to simmer for a certain amt of time. your timer will go off and you will look at the pot and go, "hm, this doesn't look thick enough. maybe i'll let it go for another 10 minutes." this is the devil speaking. it's only so liquid right now because it is at boiling point. it will thicken when it cools down. learn from the follies of my youth and do not let this happen to you

I asked my wife's boyfriend what he thinks and after a lot of consideration he said it doesn't matter because he has a strictly professional relationship with them (ie, the purchasing of rice krispies treats) and their personal lives are none of his business

Now that's my kind of answer.

They are actors playing the role of brothers but the tension of the job has led to decades of love and hate(mostly hate) relationships between the three. They have all had sex in pairs but never as a throuple, and none of them are close enough to be aware of the third pairings that did not involve them personally. At least one of them is pushing for their characters death so that they can finally be done with this

oh like Supernatural

these are literally all SO COOL!!

Sharing the credited version!

I think we should grieve together

where’s that quiz where you choose lke 4 colours u like and 4 u dont and it hands your ass on a plate

thank you @cumleaf @@ http://www.astro.com/cgi/atxgen.cgi?btyp=cf

When they said it hands you your ass on a plate, it hands you your motherfucking ass on a plate!

How in the actual hell