+ May the Force be With Us +

Happy March 32nd, everyone!

you can only reblog this once a year

tumblr just gave everyone a cardboard tube and said go wild

you BOOP miette???

I wish the ultra rich would take more pride in actual services to society. I wish they bragged about buying a new metro line for their city, or stocking up food banks. I wish Bill Gates and Elon Musk were beefing over who could repair the most potholes, or fund the most scholarships. I wish they considered their ability to help their society a privilege.

They all want so desperately to be liked and are so insecure about their image yet it never occurs to them this is all it would take

the lamb did not come out of the pan very well. features have been lost. frosting may be needed to rescue the lamb.

hey op do you take criticism

i do not, and please don't speak to me or my son ever again

Happy Easter to the post that haunts my notifications. To the four thousand people who have asked me: yes I buttered and floured the pan. No this is not for making butter. Idk if it’s actually for a cake but it’s too big to use to make butter. Stay safe kids.

Happy Easter to this post once again. Apparently the pan has lead in it. Please stop messaging me about the lead. I know.

Happy Easter once more. I have great news for anyone concerned about my lead levels, this pan is lead free. You can now go back to being rightfully concerned about whether I buttered and floured it enough.

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits