i really am, from the bottom of my heart, an actual fucking idiot

i hate dogs with blue eyes. why is fucking jeff the killer at my back door

before this starts getting notes i have to add that this is not my dog. i dont know how he got in my backyard

being a boring uncool insane mutual is a hard job but someone's got to do it

fuck i completely forgot i need to curl up on my couch and scroll my phone for six hours. can we reschedule

I post for the bitches who stutter, misspeak, mumble, and speak with an incoherent flow that only makes sense if you are in my brain

in junior year of highschool my art teacher would let our ceramics class play music of our choice off of her desktop. we usually used spotify or youtube but she did have one album downloaded on her computer. it was a halloween sound effects/ambience collection. i dont remember why she had it. there was a track on there called "burning screams" which was exactly what it sounds like. just a cacophony of screams alongside crackling fire. she only let us play it on very special occasions, and we would cheer and jump with joy every time. it was like a pizza party to us

rip to all the “fuckyeah___” blogs that carried our society at one point </3

i would have played pretend on the playground with all of u btw

oversharing online is so important cus like what if someone needed to know that

i hate nerves and anxiety. oh nooo i am scared of acting like a weird bitch to remedy this i will act like a weird bitch

We need like a month where nothing happens and there's no repercussions we all just stay in bed and hibernate and nothing goes wrong