Dungeons and junk mail

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

horror movie showing a child’s drawing of the monster or ghost or whatever but instead of a little kid and crayons they’re like a preteen and it’s manga style

z team doing that trauma candy salad game(?) as a fucked up form of team bonding, and everyone having reasonable stuff like crazy exes or even some rough childhoods and obviously some crime. and then robert hits them with smth like "i've been kidnapped eleven times, i've broken all but four of my bones, and i brought the sour patch kids" and they're all just staring in horror

Fembae, fem Robert but keep Invisigal a gal. Toxic yuri throuple,,,