What's your diag-nonsense?

"Everything is simple, really. The world wants us to love it. And it's not hard, it's easy. I heard this little whispering voice, sort of little whispering music. I realized it was a fly in the room. And it wanted me to love it. And I did love it. And I saw that one can love everything."

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I am an archeologist. I specialize in a somewhat obscure but by no means boring or meaningless Neolithic culture in Germany.

It has a Wikipedia page. A well curated, surprisingly extensive Wiki page that encapsulates all the important information about the culture, including literature references for further research.

One day, we asked Chat GPT about this culture. W were curious which details it would get wrong.

ALL OF THEM, except for the fact that it's a culture in present day Germany.

It didn't even get the chronological time frame wrong and called it a celtic culture.

When we told it it's wrong, it came at us with made up literature sources. Literally made up. It took two well known German archeologist who weren't even active at the same time, added a year - both were already dead - and sold that as source.

And it LITERALLY would only have had to quote Wikipedia to get everything right.

THAT is how unbelievably shitty and wrong all those AIs are.

They are making shit up. They are not sourcing information, they're just slapping words together by their most like relative occurance.

Now, where is my wife?

“[Andrei] is also very Russian in his lack of emotion… That was the note I got: remember the darkness, but don’t do anything. When I came to set—because I’m quite a smiley guy, I have my moments, but I think I’m generally of a relatively optimistic nature—Tom [Harper] kept shouting, “James, stop smiling! Stop smiling.” I wasn’t allowed any hint of a smile, apart from maybe twice in the whole six months.” - James Norton (x)