you’re allowed 2 minutes of sadness then you gotta keep it gangsta

what the fuck do you want (*flirting*)

[recommending something i sincerely love] ok so the thing about it is it kinda sucks

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

supid

supid.

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

i want people to unknow me

saying "question mark?" and "however comma," out loud are game changers. punctuation on the go. and it's always the funniest thing that anyone around you has ever heard

looks thru a glory hole & sees a train coming straight towards me

That sick feeling where I know I’d kill for you, but the thought of you looking at me in a different light terrifies me.

hey sorry i acted weird the other day i was trying so hard to act normal that it backfired

"you understand" is a common phrase exchanged between perverts

not using AI genuinely feels like the rest of the world is experiencing some kind of mass amnesia. if someone says they never use it, the immediate response is that can't be true because "everyone" uses it to write their emails or answer their questions. saw a comment suggesting that not using chatgpt to write an essay is "like the 90s". girl I graduated in 2021 and we weren't doing that! how is it that everyone has suddenly forgotten that they were entirely capable of doing these things all by themselves for their entire lives up until the past few years!! am I going crazy!!!

You ever hear a song so good you gotta restart it before it even finish