just a silly little guy

This post getting a lot of notes is good for my ego but bad for my social life because its actually about me failing to not flirt with someone

i bet it feels good to be an underwater plant just swaying in sync with the flow of water

job interviewer: would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for nothing?

job interviewer: (reading the room) would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for a pizza party?

hate when I type :) and this 🙂 fucker appears. Go away you evil soul

I think the most damage this site has done to me is making me think "It's fucken wimdy" when it is, in fact, fucken wimdy outside.

"He has a 12 inch cock" well my pussy ain't a fucking magicians hat bitch where is all that supposed to go

listen i consider myself an empathic person but after a certain point i get sick of other people’s problems. my friend is always talking about how the jewel-eyed skull on their mantlepiece is tormenting them w its sinister beauty and im over it. like dude i don’t want to talk about this anymore. get rid of the fucking skull

you’ are biased against my skull

i’m not having this argument again man

no one says big mood anymore. no one even says mood. no one says anything. all thats left is a dry wind, that scours my face until i bleed

OUT OF ME WAY LANDLUBBER I'M GONNA GET SOME