the shoebox project sentence meme - part two
"This is a fucking disaster."
"Why didn't we put some kind of leash on him/her?"
"No one of us is any good against him/her."
"We've been careless enough tonight."
"Can't even keep your clothes on without me."
"I'm too weak to hit you, that's unfair."
"Don't hate me because I'm so Important."
"That's not what your mother said last night."
"I should be given a medal."
"I'm not a corpse. Corpses don't eat sandwiches."
"Look, it's obvious s/he wants to look things up, so let him/her look things up, it makes him/her happy."
"Are we doing it?? CAN we do it?? REALLY?? PLEASE??"
"Please? Just one little kiss? Jesus would want you to."
"I won't let you tempt me into depravity and debauchery. Go away."
"Please tell me you're up to something that doesn't involve frolicsome revelries."
"You can't force the magic of Christmas on everyone, you know."
"S/He's inexplicable, really. Everything s/he does -- completely inexplicable."
"I'm going with you. You simply cannot be trusted."
"LESS TALK! MORE SALIVA! OR ELSE!"
"Stop looking so sour. Your face is going to freeze that way."
"You've got lipstick on your nose."
"I want to die, ______. Why can't you just let me die?"
"JUST CAN'T CONTAIN YOURSELVES FOR A MINUTE, CAN YOU?! HONESTLY! YOUTHFUL HORMONES!"
"Am I dying? Am I dead? The inside of my mouth feels like I'm dying."
"SO YOU SEE AGAIN I AM SAVED BY PUDDING."
"If you had eaten the eyeballs I would never have spoken with you again."
"Well I must go eat more to forget."
"They at least think I am the perfect picture of a little gentleman/lady."
"I want to bite them, which is rude and very improper."
"Well, I want to do something besides sit here and think about stabbing myself in the head."
"I've learned that you make me insane in small enclosed spaces."
"I am a dirty, filthy, tricky liar, like my ancestors before me."
"You're more dangerous than the puddings."
"I'll be security, then, and when you get in undesirable customers I'll leap out from behind a shelf and hit them with my bat."
"I'm still trying to get your saliva out of my eyes."
"You're just too lazy to do real work, aren't you? All talk and no delivery."
"You're using sarcasm as a weapon and I'm already injured."
"Eh. It's not like I ever had any honour anyway."
"No, no, I'm not laughing because it's funny. I think I'm laughing because I'm hysterical."
"you look as if you are in the midst of some intestinal distress."
"I have come to the conclusion that you have just escaped the clutches of certain death. How did it feel?"
"______ wants to feed me to a troll."
"_______, do you think I'm bad company?"
"Sorry, mate, I don't speak pathetic bastard. Come again?"
"His/Her mind says no, you see, but his/her body says yes."
"You stole my cake? I thought I ate it while I wasn’t paying attention.”
"Look at me! I am pathetic! Just teach me. I'll do anything."
