kawaii in the streets, senpai in the sheets

Apparently, according to the behind-the-scenes documentation, this dog was just fuckin like that. Almost never, if at all, looked at the camera crews and production teams. Never excitedly wagged his tail on set no matter how much of a good boy he was being. If he did, it was the same… deliberate motions.

The dyslexic prophet who announced it for 2012

putting off going to bed at night because you don’t want to wake up and do the same shit all over again the next day

waking up in the morning but putting off getting out of bed because you don’t want to face the day

So, Disney storyboarded Hercules in live action with dancers. My mind is blown

His little girl, maybe 9, replies, “Mmm, I think I want Captain Marvel.”

Dad makes a face, and says, “How about you choose a real super hero and not a little princess?”

Me and my coworkers were about to smack down on this man when his wife makes a FACE and says, “Honey, you get Captain Marvel.” Then she turns to her husband. “Shut the fuck up, Greg.”

And that has become our new motto for dealings with mysogenists at work.