Chilled and skilled✨

alex if this becomes a fucking copypasta meme i’m gonna lose it

booty shorts that say, “THIS IS A SYSTEM. THE REASON THAT THIS WORKS IS BECAUSE EVERY COMPONENT OF THE ORGANIZATION AND ITS RESOURCES WORK TOGETHER” on the ass

@rox-and-prose I am now legally obligated to ensure you have seen this.

Help, I’m trying to get my system to works but I’m dummy thicc and the clap of my organization and its resources keeps violating human rights laws.

OH MY FUCKING GOD

oh i see this fucken post of my 4am study notes hellbrain is still alive

The original source image isn’t helping my conspiracy theory that business schools intentionally make basic concepts needlessly complicated so rich kids can pretend it’s a real degree and not just an excuse to gatekeep The Poors out of management jobs that don’t really need any specialized education.

unfortunately I am a middle class ass bitch who was on partial scholarship to go to business school and i can tell you right now, that it was a realass degree that did actually have to be that complicated since it was an integrated degree. they had us do finance courses, hr style courses, marketing courses, org behaviour courses, logistics courses etc cuz the idea behind my business degree was that you were supposed to be able to walk out of the degree and be able to kinda work at every single segment of a business your damn self. though i will say the way i do my esoteric ass ms paint notes is probably not helping with the conspiracy theory allegations

One chapter into Ulysses and I have 10 times more appreciation for that "Ogre barely even Literate!" meme

Everyone call Ogre stupid and it True! Ogre can only understand popular quotations like "Very well then, I contradict myself" and "Introibo ad altare Dei" not obscure references like "Thalatta!" and "the rage of Caliban at not seeing his face in a mirror" that contextualize the characters' perspective on life within the lens of culture and literature!

Getting your information about popular media via online fandoms is like the Allegory of the Cave, except the guy in the upper chamber keeps making shadow puppets of dicks.

My (limited) understanding is that a yandere is like a stalker while a tsundere is like, mean to you to hide that they like you? I may have gotten the nuances wrong but I gotta say I prefer the former solely because the intentions are at least legible. When I was getting sorta stalked (not actually, he'd just watch my social media and then suddenly show up when I posted about being in different places) I Knew What The Deal Was, whereas I've apparently lost out on a lot of opportunities bc someone decided to go the negging route and I responded with disproportionate anger

Listen. Someone tells me they want me so bad they wanna cut my legs off? Clear communication, firm and open, no rhetorical tricks, I appreciate it even as I am rapidly buying a gun. Someone calls me an idiot? I'm saying things about their mom nobody in their bloodline has ever heard before. AND they like me? Well damn TALK to me then, Jesus

To be fair imagine you just arrived in 2018 from Victorian England and discovered Take On Me, what are you supposed to do, not blast it loud enough for your family to hear it all the way back in 1876?

Explaining contraband to an american:

@uncle-beanbag-mojave

When I go I'll be packin schmeat

Perhaps this is an obnoxious take on my part, but video games should, above all things, prioritize the ability of being paused. At any point. Regardless of whether it's during a cutscene, a special animation, or a time-based puzzle. You never know when you're gonna get a phone call, or someone will need you in another room, or you get a sudden urge to go to the bathroom, or you hear your cat licking plastic, or whatever. Other entertainment mediums like books, movies, and music can be paused whenever you want. Why do some games not give you the same luxury??

You can now play as 🐗 Hog.