who wants to play swords outside

happy birthday sasuke i didn't get you anything and im in the middle of the ocean somewhere. can you come get me

"being made of water must be so cool and easy" yeah until im coughing up debris like sticks and leaves that get stuck in me like a hairball onto your carpet. think before you assume

hey guys having a rough day (i got banned from ninja costco for drinking directly out of the huge water jugs and sitting on the toilet paper stacks) can you send me pics of your coolest most awesome swords? or death threats that works too

i think if someone put me in a crate and took it to the ocean and opened it id run into the sea never to be seen again, returned to my natural habitat

one time on my birthday kabuto sprinkled a little extra fish flakes in my tank. no idea what that was about maybe the 3 ghosts of suigetsus birthday visited him and his heart momentarily grew 3 sizes or whatever. he still forgot to change my filter

told juugo i think a small part of my body is currently made up of 25,000 year old water from the last glacial maximum because i keep having visions of the mamoth steppe and he checked my forehead to see if i have a fever

say what you will about kiris schooling system but i never got in trouble for beating other kids with sticks. my talents were immediately recognized and nurtured

karin said i have a "fuckass bob" and i tried to tell her its NOT it has FEATHERING on the ends and when i asked sasuke to back me up he just pretended not to hear me. if i didn't kinda want his duck butt headed ass id leave this stupid team

starting an airbnb service in my body for tardigrades and other microscopic water fauna

karin i know you put the great value brand water in my cup you can't lie to me i can taste the difference. go back to the store and get the aquafina or i'm telling sasuke

the function was so uncomfortable i slowly drained into the soil and left through the groundwater

has anyone seen my pet water molecule