Dead Girl Blogging

it’s cause you’re always chained to that damn radiator

suddenly i wanna get chased on the woods while im wearing a flimsy little white dress with nothing underneath and oh maybe im soaking wet and already wishing i get caught and pushed to the ground on all my fours and then fucked hard and fast then and there

If I was a vampire I'd always go for the femoral artery so I could feed from between the thighs and stick my face in my victims crotch and lick and drain them and the other vampires would all think I was weird and I'd say stuff like "no bro it's just slightly less oxygenated so it has a better flavor it's more subtle" and they'd all say it's just a weird sex thing and they'd be right