viewpoint activated ♛

woah this character is so cool i wish they were covered in blood their whole body trembling with a look of absolute horror on their face as theyre struggling to breathe in panic

maybe this time picking at Textures on my skin will lead to being silky smooth

bleeding

Unrestrained summer fun

* crazy tire-screeching noises*

i think janitor should be the highest paying job in a society

im not kidding im not kidding have you ever been inside a public bathroom

I genuinely think there was no greater insight into the modern Christian mindset than when the Pope said he very much hoped Hell was empty and he was absolutely hounded by both Catholics and Protestants outraged at the idea of a man who wanted a place of infinite suffering to have nobody in it.

"all bark and no bite" WRONG!!! bite them too

ok honestly i think this was probably the best thing i ever did and im never gonna forgive whatever company owns parks & rec for claiming this audio so now it’s not viewable in the US on Youtube anymore

Just tried to play an ancient flute and it started filling the room with this awful miasma that wont go away