The show was originally called Scrotal Recall so there’s that

Just some of the most satisfying backstories/reveals out there

Luke. Everything about Luke. His development is just freaking amazing. 5 out of 5 stars for humor, I have literally rolled around on my bed laughing because this damn character is so funny. Did I mention development? I don’t want to give things away, but let’s just say this seemingly gross player will overtake your heart

The format is so cool? Like so so cool? At the very start of the show Dylan (main character, puppy dog, will fall in love with you after three seconds), finds out he has chlamydia and essentially uses this to think about his past relationships. So, in the beginning, each episode is about another relationship (sort of). More importantly, you get to follow the gang through different times and sort of bounce around. 3 months ago, 6 years ago, 3 years ago. And it all seems to work perfectly while enhancing the present day storyline? So impressive

The will they/won’t they relationship is super satisfying and heartbreaking and beautiful. You will be rooting for them

You can ask how long it will take for the pizza to get to you, and they will tell you how far away a dispatcher is.

My flat-mate’s date for the night was almost as drunk as her.  She had passed out in her room and locked the door.  He refused to leave because he wanted to have sex.  He also demanded food because he was dealing with “whiskey dick”.  He didn’t like the lack of food in the fridge.  I called 911, did the stuff stated above, and he was getting PISSED about how long the “order” was taking.  He took my phone, demanded they “hurry the fuck up”.  Police arrived two minutes later, arrested him, and helped me file a police report.  Pressing charges wasn’t necessary because he had warrants on him from THREE different states for the very thing he planned to do to me.  Several months after this happened one of the officers informed me he was charged with two felonies because he crossed stay lines, and will be serving no less than 35 years in prison.  The officer ripped into my flat-mate about her bringing home complete strangers, while drunk, knowing full well this shit could happen. 

This was 14 years ago.  

Do the pizza order, do it as calmly as you can.  The dispatcher I spoke to said things like this:

“If he’s drunk say you want mushrooms.”  I said I want extra mushrooms.

“If he’s threatening you with sexual assault say you want onions.”  I said I want onions.

She went like this with different toppings and sauces for a description of him, like pineapple if he’s blonde, black olives if he’s tall, extra large if he’s tall, etc.

Nick: I just want everyone to have an equally nice time

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