My Life Be Like...

all i ever wanted was diet soda and to be loved hard

"We are fortunate that President Trump has indicated that he will work with us on a solution to reinstate TikTok once he takes office. Please stay tuned!" how about you go fuck yourself

It won't be mysterious.

Correction: there is one instance in which it would be mysterious, and that is if one of his own cars blow up and we can't figure out if it was an assassination or just because his cars are Like That.

wait, isnt NSFW the letters on the compass

So close.

north south FUCK west

I wanna touch you inappropriately in public and see your face change

i want to be the one you choose when everyone else wants you

being called “baby”.......amazing

You need someone who wants to be there when it’s messy and when it’s hard, not just when it’s fun and when it’s convenient. And you need someone who chooses you when it might not be the easiest choice. And you need someone who would rather do nothing with you than anything in the world with someone else.