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i’m fucked because none of my passions are going to yield financially stable careers and i’m not hot enough to be a trophy wife

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look I totally love girls and stuff but being friends with girls who aren’t feminists is so fucking exhausting like Idgaf that Suzy sucked dick for a McChicken last night Debra mind yo damn business

#feminism #feminist #women #slut shaming

hugejorts

*rubs hands together* so how much caffeine am I going to dump into my garbage body today

#caffeine #me

brickhousewench

OMG, saw this over on Facebook. I am SCREAMING inside.

#love wins #women #feminism #feminist #lgbt #lgbtqa #marriage equality

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au where you have a stripe of your soulmates haircolor on your wrist and if they dye their hair your stripe changes colors

au where your vision is shades of your soulmates eyecolor so if they have blue eyes you see shades of blue and it stays that way until you meet them

au where you have a tattoo and it tells you what theyre most passionate about like drawing or grades

au where you have a tattoo and it tells you how old your soulmate will be when you meet

i really love soulmate au’s

crystalfae44

#imagine the eye colour one but like opposite#so if your soulmates eyes are blue you can see every colour but blue#and then you meet for the first time and look into their eyes and see this new colour that you have only ever heard about in the stories#idk man

i love this omg

#au #story prompts #omg #i would read the fuck out of these

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#beautiful

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TODAY I WAS RUNNING AND THIS MINIVAN DROVE PAST ME AND SOME LIKE 14 YEAR OLD BOY YELLED OUT THE WINDOW SOMETHING LIKE “RUN FAT ASS” AND HIS MOTHER TURNED THE CAR AROUND AND MADE HIM RUN LIKE 5 BLOCKS WITH ME WHILE SHE DROVE NEXT TO US I ALMOST SLIPPED FROM LAUGHING SO HARD

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this stupid fucking post got screenshotted and put on Facebook with my name blurred out and middle aged moms are praising it. I’ve successfully created a mom meme. I am no better than a minion. good bye.

#perfect parenting #body shaming

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This is my fucking life in a nutshell

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Once at a 9 hour flight from Paris to Tokyo I had offered the guy sitting next to me a Finnish candy, Sisu (kinda like salty liquorice but not, but also not liquorice with menthol but kinda like?) He then showed me something, roughly the size of a breath mint. So I took it and put it in my mouth, because hey, they ate my Finnish Black Bomb so I’m going to taste their French Thingy.

Except it wasn’t a candy. In fact it was nothing edible. It was a fossil they wanted to show me. I just put a fossil in my mouth. Somebody else’s fossil.

It’s been 12 years and I’m still mortified.

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#social awkwardness #insomnia #social anxiety #anxiety #awkwarndess

misterelguapo

We blindfolded 15 homophobes and asked them to hit piñatas with a stick. The piñatas were actually deadly Asian giant hornet nests. What happens next will warm your heart.

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This is disgusting bigotry against Christians at its finest.

imcisgender

I love the part where this post never mentioned Christians but you saw the word homophobe and jumped to your own defense anyways.

#homophobia #homophobes #lgbt #lgbtqa

floccinaucinihilipilificationa

#awkward #social awkwardness

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50 cent calling white people out on cultural appropriation

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😂😂

#50 cent #cultural appropriation

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#well hello there #chris hemsworth #thor #marvel #avengers #buff man

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Pascal Flammer designed this Swiss house with ground level windows, to make it seem as if the nature outside flows continuously into the home.

#yes #nature #wanderlust #aesthetic

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hashtagloveloses

surprise when nathaniel says “no mommy im a girl” and natasha says A TRUE DOUBLE AGENT I LOVE YOU NATASHA

meredithmcclaren

I’m sorry. I read the thing and thought it was just about THE BEST EVER. And then I arted.

Natasha Romanoff. Godmommy to end all godmommies.

Natasha Romanoff belongs to Marvel . Artwork by Meredith McClaren

optimysticals

It took me too long to reblog this because I was making incomprehensible noises and flailing my arms like a 3 year old.

She’s taking her god-daughter to ballet classes!!!!!!!

Sorry, my heart just sploded.

procrastinating-porcupine

THIS IS PERFECT I LOVE IT I LOVE IT I LOVE IT SOMEBODY FIC THIS

No, imagine riding back home with Aunt Nat after dance class and little Natasha in tears telling her godmother how the other kids on school pick on her and the teachers insist on calling her Nathaniel, and Nat has this lowkey murder look in her eyes and grips the wheel tighter, then pulls it all under because she’s a kid and she has enough to deal with and smiles and tells her it will be alright and hey, wanna go grab some ice-cream.

And next Monday suddenly every list has Natasha Barton under her picture and all the teachers call her Natasha and use she and her and girl and in the rare cases someone slips everybody else looks at them with panicked reproach do not fuck this up are you trying to get us all killed, and there’s been established a zero-tolerance anti-bullying policy over the weekend.

#marvel #natasha romanoff #black widow #hawkeye #avengers: age of ultron #aou #trans #trans rights #lgbtqa #lgbt

edge-collecter

I hate when people say Serena Williams and Maria Sharapova have a rivalry, when somebody beats you 17 times in a row that’s not a rivalry. That’s just you getting your ass beat over and over again that’s all.

#tennis #maria sharapova #serena williams #black excellence

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edge-collecter

I hate when people say Serena Williams and Maria Sharapova have a rivalry, when somebody beats you 17 times in a row that’s not a rivalry. That’s just you getting your ass beat over and over again that’s all.

#tennis #serena williams #maria sharapova #black excellence

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Good always triumphs over evil, because history is written by the victors, and they don’t want to look like the bad guys.

#philosophy #history #truth tea

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