Words, Words, Words

are you five nights at fucking kidding me

we need to find the beating heart of The Job Market and we need to plunge a holy gleaming blade into it. its the only way to be free

im going to fix my entire life

When?

Like Um. later

am i allowed to say kill all trillionaires or is that too specific of a threat

ok, because i just saw a terrible take, i feel compelled to say that there is no "fic market" to "oversaturate" in fandom. good gravy.

Tropes are beloved for a reason. Everyone that likes them wants a LOT of fics of them.

every time someone realizes they dont have to pick between being a boy or a girl an angel gets its wings btw. and also extremely loud cheering can be heard in the distance from me specifically

every time i write i think about that maya angelou quote where she talks about her editor asking her why she uses semicolons instead of colons and says she has often responded by threatening to never speak to him again

I love how some fics are called shit like "They Only Shoot The Birds Who Cannot Sing" and it's like the most insane porn you're ever read and then some fics are called Spit On Me and it's 18,000 words of the most achingly id-scratching prose you've ever read and they're both. They're both so fucking good. thank God for fanfiction.

you have to also love fat people who can't perform feats of physical prowess or impressive athletics. you have to also love fat people whose fatness is unpalatable and unfashionable. or i'll kill you. i'll fucking kill you.

hey. you have to love your trans brothers of color okay. and your trans sisters of color. and your nonbinary siblings of color. you have to okay. its simply non-optional

You show a cat something and they're like sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff ooooh I understand now. Don't care

onto better things thursday

drug addicts deserve housing, food, water, and healthcare btw

the average rap battle has nothing on people who are still deeply in love after twenty years