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a job interview

buy some cigarettes and bread

disco

a Skype job interview at a real estate company

to walk back and forth while carrying heavy bundles of tools over one shoulder and pausing to dramatically wipe the sweat off his brow and take a long, careless swig from a water bottle, right where he can be observed doing this by his crush

an intergalactic disco space orgy

teenager going to a family reunion after being told to dress “business casual” and deciding that meant above and below the waist, respectively

Auditioning for a zany spoof of Rebel Without a Cause: “What are you rebelling against?” “Zippers.”

“I had a one-night stand with Zapphod Beeblebrox and all I got was this suit I stole from his closet while both his heads were asleep.”