Complete Puzzles

Oh, hey Puzzles!

Hey. Now what are you doing?

This? Making a blog for us!

... And why are you doing that, if I may ask?

Because people are interested on your wins. :)

I guess that's fair... Alright. But why is your text colored green?

I colored it cause it looks fun. Want one?

No. Not just one. Maybe the whole rainbow, to show off-

Two. Take it or leave it.

... Fiinneee... Red and Purple.

Fair enough.

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Hello everyone who's perusing around and found this blog! This is just my little AU I came up with where Mr. Puzzles won WOTFI 2024 with the help of myself and got everything he's ever wanted!

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Well, the 5 stars are iffy, but he did get the park of his dreams and two best friends, so that's an improvement!

Most of our replies will be at least 99% writing since I draw kinda slow but I'm a great writer when I wanna be. When I draw, I'm not a digital artist because I have no right materials, so uh yeah.

Colored text will be if I need the reply to be shortened by the way.

(Pfp made by me, this will be the only digital drawing on here until I get good materials-)

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RULES REAL QUICK.

Please don't ask anything 18+

Don't ask anything relating to disgusting topics. You know what those are.

OC interactions are AWESOME and I'd be so glad to take them in!

Don't be an ass, pretty understandable. XD

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Aaaaanyway go on ahead and ask us some questions if you want! We'd love to answer them!

Really?

Yes, really, I'm sure it'll be fine. Oh, and here's your color, Leggy!

-@ask-smg3

Huh?

Oh- Wait-

Is that... SMG3?

A different one?! Duuude that's so cool!

... I guess. And of course I'm the one who won.

"You're talking about SMG1 and SMG2 right? Last I knew they stayed in their Guardian Pods but even then I'm not certain. Can you guys find them?"

Are we Dora the Explorer or something? I dunno where they'd be.

Well, maybe we can start there. While I keep check of the park, you can go check those pods, okay?

Oh-Okay.

And... Bunnybot, was it? Could you be a dear and lead her to where the pods are?

AUUUUGHHHH-

LOL GET RECKED LOLOL-

NOOOOOOOOOO-

*Throwing bread at him* HE HATES POKEMON!

Bunnybot takes a step back as Complete Puzzles glares down at him, a sweat drop appearing momentarily in the corner of his screen as the two fight amongst themselves. He stands aside patiently, until addressed again. "Geez you guys must've missed the time the world nearly ended, huh?"

Regardless of whether either try to retort or defend themselves, he continues on. "All you guys need is to keep the meme life cycle going and there shouldn't be any problems.

*He gives them a quick run down of the meme life cycle.

"Oh, and make sure that idiot Mario stays alive or the entire universe will collapse." He rolls his eyes, never quite able to get over the fact that MARIO of all people was the key to their very lives.

"Okay... Well... At least we have that... Idiot under control." Mr. Puzzles reasoned, trying to calm down. "Thanks to Emerald's warning, he's not dead."

Emerald let out a small sigh at seeing his anger fade slightly. "Yeah... But how can we control the cycle? Can only meme guardians do it?"

The anon from before, now revealed to be some of robot rabbit in a Puzzlevision hoodie stands around momentarily, waiting for the right moment to walk up to the group of now panicking people.

It takes a little while but he cuts in as soon as he sees an opening. "Hi there! I'm Bunnybot, the one who warned you about the universal peril that keeping the meme guardians from doing their jobs can cause!"

"...want a hand?"

"Yes, please!" Emerald exclaimed.

Mr. Puzzles turned to see Bunnybot and glared down at him. "What all would you help with? Emerald knew everything... I thought."

YES. WE ARE.

"S-Seriously?!" Mr. Puzzles' screen seemed to glitch a little bit as his panic started to rise. He quickly ran after Emerald, leaving the poor attendee to whatever they were going to do.

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"Please, just- I know you don't care now, but we need to know!" Emerald pleaded to the ex-SMG duo.

Dynamite rolled his eyes, and glanced at his friend. "Whatcha think, dude? I can't remember."

Puppeteer let out a sigh of disappointment as he mumbled, "I don't either." He turned to the girl and sadly gave a hopeful smile. "Sorry..."

"Damnit- Kay, thanks guys..."

This wasn't good, she should tell Puzzles...

He busted the door down, seeing only his assistant. His tail twitched as he asked, "News?"

"They don't remember..."

"Sonova-" The TV man growled, screen flashing between angry faces for a moment. He then got an idea, his face calming down. "Well... What about those... Other guardians? Should they be able to do something?"

Emerald was about to argue, but froze. "Huh... Maybe? I don't know... But uh, may I ask why these guys can't be released slight-"

Mr. Puzzles punched at the wall next to her, leading her to yelp in shock and fear.

... Hoooly crap I forgot about that.

That shouldn't be too bad... Right?

I didn't see much, but hearing the horror stories online was freaky as hell! We gotta find out how Dynamite and Puppeteer kept them in check!

Alright. Go talk with them, figure this out. We can't lose this due to a simple slip-up.

Ooo? Well...

I'll be honest, there's not much, but...

I really like how he shows emotions... That screen has so much room to be expressive, and seeing him with goofy faces is just... *laughing*

I don't know how a kiss would go though. B-But that's not important, he'd probably never want to go that far anyway.

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*looking away*

He probably only sees me as a partner. A work associate.

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Why did I have to have these thoughts for a friend...?

Keep up the good work! You're doing wonderful! I know they'll come around just you wait! >:333

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Hehe, that's awesome! Thank you for that!

I know they'll come...

Of course! But... Since I have the main team staying at the park, Emerald's in charge of some... Other people.

Yeah, they're mostly background characters that are getting the spotlight like uuhhhh... I think we got that old guy to help out?

And there was that girl you mentioned being kept in a facility.

M-Y-Yeah!

Her crush was in there, so now they're working together. Thought that'd be entertaining to the audience.

... Not when the crush has passed by now-...

Hm?

Nothing-

Oh well. What are our ratings, by the way?

2 and a half.

The Godbox... Yeaaah, just barely.

Really? What is that then?

Dunno. :P

WH-

I just know it exists, okay?!

*Sigh* But how have you heard of it? I thought you'd told me everything.

I think you just gotta see his pov and be supportive for him for a while!