Green Is the New Black

The Once-ler has the power to transform steel into gold. Unfortunately, The Once-ler becomes powerless in the presence of dust.

You know, funny thing now that you mention it; I think that's not as important as, regardless how much it would chuck, it probably wouldn't get criticism for it. Isn't that kind of biased, how some people want to tell me I'm bad for killing a few trees, but if an animal did it? No. What about beavers? They cut down all kinds of trees and just hoard it all in a river. Nobody says that's bad.

17: What size is your bed? It's a king. Sorry, only big enough for me. And my pillows. And blankets. And five more me's but not anybody else for the time being. When my bed becomes open to the public, I will let you know.

64: Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart? Gonna have to go with Wal-mart. It's just bigger. Sure Target has style, but when you compare that to the sphere of influence and the sheer amount of money Wal-mart makes, Target just can't keep up. And Kmart isn't even an option.

12: Have you ever peed in the woods? Define "woods." I mean, what kind of tree density are we talking about here? A full on forest, or just generally anywhere out there in nature?

19: Is it okay for guys to wear pink? Of course! There's nothing wrong with pink. It's not whether or not you wear it; it's how you wear it that counts. Thneeds, for example. I've been known to wear a pink thneed myself.

27: Last person you kissed/kissed you? Oh...you know gold-diggers... They can get pretty pushy. ...Yeah, awkward.

29: Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine? Noooope, sorry. I'm a businessman, not a model. I've got better things to fill a magazine with.

70: Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing? Hmm... I haven't thought too much about it. I figured I'd like the person, and it doesn't matter much what she does? I mean, would she even need a job? I guess she could work for me, though... Oh yeah, I like that. Scratch everything before that; she'll work for me.

77: Ever been in love? In retrospect, I'm not sure it's gone that far... Let's go with no.

83: Can you swim well? Sure, well enough. I used to be pretty outdoorsy, you know.

92: Do you want to get married? I guess so. Maybe. If I find the right person. It's not my top priority right now.

94: Who was your HS crush? That would be none of your business. Oops, I cheated.

1:Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?

2:Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?

3:Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?

4:Have you ever stolen a street sign before?

5:Do you like to use post-it notes?

6:Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?

7:Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?

8:Do you have freckles?

9:Do you always smile for pictures?

10:What is your biggest pet peeve?

11:Do you ever count your steps when you walk?

12:Have you ever peed in the woods?

13:What about pooped in the woods?

14:Do you ever dance even if theres no music playing?

15:Do you chew your pens and pencils?

16:How many people have you slept with this week?

17:What size is your bed?

18:What is your Song of the week?

19:Is it okay for guys to wear pink?

20:Do you still watch cartoons?

21:Whats your least favorite movie?

22:Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?

23:What do you drink with dinner?

24:What do you dip a chicken nugget in?

25:What is your favorite food?

26:What movies could you watch over and over and still love?

27:Last person you kissed/kissed you?

28:Were you ever a boy/girl scout?

29:Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?

30:When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?

31:Can you change the oil on a car?

32:Ever gotten a speeding ticket?

33:Ever ran out of gas?

34:Favorite kind of sandwich?

35:Best thing to eat for breakfast?

36:What is your usual bedtime?

37:Are you lazy?

38:When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?

39:What is your Chinese astrological sign?

40:How many languages can you speak?

41:Do you have any magazine subscriptions?

42:Which are better legos or lincoln logs?

43:Are you stubborn?

44:Who is better...Leno or Letterman?

45:Ever watch soap operas?

46:Are you afraid of heights?

47:Do you sing in the car?

48:Do you sing in the shower?

49:Do you dance in the car?

50:Ever used a gun?

51:Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?

52:Do you think musicals are cheesy?

53:Is Christmas stressful?

54:Ever eat a pierogi?

55:Favorite type of fruit pie?

56:Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?

57:Do you believe in ghosts?

58:Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?

59:Take a vitamin daily?

60:Wear slippers?

61:Wear a bath robe?

62:What do you wear to bed?

63:First concert?

64:Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?

65:Nike or Adidas?

66:Cheetos Or Fritos?

67:Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?

68:Ever hear of the group Tres Bien?

69:Ever take dance lessons?

70:Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?

71:Can you curl your tongue?

72:Ever won a spelling bee?

73:Have you ever cried because you were so happy?

74:Own any record albums?

75:Own a record player?

76:Regularly burn incense?

77:Ever been in love?

78:Who would you like to see in concert?

79:What was the last concert you saw?

80:Hot tea or cold tea?

81:Tea or coffee?

82:Sugar or snickerdoodles?

83:Can you swim well?

84:Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?

85:Are you patient?

86:DJ or band, at a wedding?

87:Ever won a contest?

88:Ever have plastic surgery?

89:Which are better black or green olives?

90:Can you knit or crochet?

91:Best room for a fireplace?

92:Do you want to get married?

93:If married, how long have you been married?

94:Who was your HS crush?

95:Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?

96:Do you have kids?

97:Do you want kids?

98:Whats your favorite color?

99:Do you miss anyone right now?