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bro lemme show u how sex REALLY works *picks up large rock from forest ground*

*starts fucking the bugs and worms*

How I wish someone would hold me and care for me while calling me their good boy, like yes! I'm YOUR good boy! Hold me and pet me and play with me till I'm dumber than I already am (*´﹃｀*)

Just let big bro stick the tip in okay? We both know you like to sneak in my room and rut your little cunt against my cock while I’m sleeping because you’re too scared to put it in all by yourself. We both want this, kiddo. Just let it happen.

if you are a parent, or may become one, or you are otherwise likely to arrive in the situation of caring for a child while they eat, promise me this: if a child doesn't like a certain food or food group, you will ask them WHY. and specifically, you will pay attention to either confirming or ruling out "it makes my mouth itch" or "it makes my stomach hurt," both of which are medically important info that children may not provide unprompted. which i know because this PSA has been brought to you by "i spent my entire childhood and much of my early teens eating peas and lentils while wondering why everyone else liked the Violently Itchy Mouth Sensation so much, like were they a bunch of legume masochists or something, before i finally realized that Violently Itchy Mouth Sensation was in fact a sinister demon appearing only to me, and her true demonic name was: Legume Allergy"

“Why don’t you use ai” idk man beyond the obvious environmental and “this machine causes psychosis and encourages people to kill themselves” thing I think asking the equivalent of a solid D student who is also a pathological liar if they can answer my question/do the work for me seems pretty fucking stupid