dumb scholar

i think a lot of people are unhappy because they thing happiness is something that people find or consume rather than something they have to be an active participant in

worst part about getting angry is how much it makes you want to be mean

sorry i said something dickish. a few mildly frustrating things happened to me in succession and it turned me evil

i will never risk saying this in an actual gaming server but I don't think constantly screaming out of anger when you're playing is good

if a game is making you so angry that you have to scream, dusturbing the whole house and distressing your teammates maybe close the game and go cool your head and i mean this in the nicest most literal way possible

vampires bite your neck because it's sexy but also so you don't see their faces when they're biting you and start laughing hysterically

fuck esports, the only correct way to play smash is the way my 7 y/o niece plays it: connecting 2 controllers, setting one as peach, setting the other as marth, pretending marth is peach’s boyfriend and then playing virtual barbie and ken with them

smash esports livestream but it’s just thousands of people tuning in to watch my niece make bayonetta marry solid snake on the zelda temple stage

esports commentator: now watch what she does here. shes crouching with snake to indicate hes proposing. blink and youll miss it: she uses down+b to place a bomb- this is the wedding ring. going back to bayonetta, shes going to ever so slightly tilt the left stick forward, now this serves two purposes: 1.) to make sure she doesnt set off that bomb when she goes to accept snakes proposal, which would obviously ruin the whole scene, but 2.) and this is a more subtle touch, to show bayonettas hesitation. that's something we know about bayonettas character, shes very independent, so thats the true work of a master to incorporate that into their gameplay

to survive on tumblr you must either; not go to the club, experience long term celibacy (wanted or unwanted) or be unemployed.

I dunno maybe I’m way way off base and I’m gonna pay for it later in life but I just don’t think that letting my kid dip a few pretzel sticks in Nutella an hour before dinner should be considered morally unconscionable.

She was poisoned in a past life

Stop it this is the funniest addition to my post because she truly investigates like a queen who her people are trying to poison her

“how did you get into writing” girl nobody gets into writing. writing shows up one day at your door and gets into you

tbh if i had a cursed amulet controlling me i wouldnt mind that much. if i do anything bad blame the amulet. if i do something sexy blame me though