serendipity

THIS ONE FUCKING WORKS. REBLOG IT.

i’m so used to video games autosaving right before something is abt to kick ur ass that whenever animal crossing new horizons autosaves i instinctively think “oh god oh fuck what’s coming” and then my mint squirrel villager walks by with a basket of apples

You weren't ugly 10 years ago, you were a kid, or a teenager, or just a human person. 10 years ago cameras weren't that good. We still used CDs. People had flip phones. 10 years ago Instagram wasn't a thing. I hate to say it but every year we spent perfecting our social media presence is not a glow up. A grainy picture of you just existing in the era before curated existence next to a perfectly lit and framed "candid" is not an accurate comparison... Be nicer to your younger self, man. Think about what it's telling the kids.

teacher: write a 5 page essay analyzing this me: it’s not that deep 🏊🏼

The energy this January is....strange.

IT’S JANUARY??

STILL?!

Before January ends, I’m going to magically and extremely be blessed by the universe.

not gonna risk scrolling past this