Okay dorks, I’m gonna try making a pinned post on here that does an actual introduction and either that’ll go somewhere or I’ll go back to doing it my way but let no one say I never tried to assimilate to Tumblr culture after a mere decade of being here in some form or other
I’m Stuffy Doll, which is a band. I play all the instruments (or sometimes play a keyboard that’s made to sound like them), I write and sing all the words (when there are words), I do all the production work (for better or worse). And it’s all available on all music platforms.
Some of my favorite Stuffy Doll songs I’ve made are:
Copper Ridge | Disaster Taxon | February | Buckhorn | Radium::Opium | Fields Like Blank Canvas | Magic Is For Everyone | Ziziphus | Bury Your Name | On The Dance Floor of The Castle
But if, like me, you’re an album person, I highly recommend starting with Ganymede Gives Up The Ghost or my new ballet, Le Ballet qui Saigne
Also I have a pair of songs that my fans have dubbed “The Blowjob Song” and “The Pussy Eating Song”, respectively. They are Diamondback Rattlesnake Venom and Alafia River Song. You can weigh in on whether that feels like a fair characterization of those songs lol
Some folks have compared my music to the following artists, to greater or lesser degrees of accuracy: My Chemical Romance, Paramore, Neon Trees, Childish Gambino, “Ed Sheeran mixed with a Rhino”, Bon Iver, Amanda Palmer, The Mountain Goats, Neil Diamond, Hole, Nirvana, La Dispute, clipping
The band, as a whole, is a lot of different genres, from indie rock to hiphop to metal to jazz to classical to experimental edm, all done with a punk sensibility. To shorten that, I generally just say “weird stories via weird music” or “A New Kind of Americana”. Think of it as music for people with ADHD, because it’s made by one. I’m also autistic, got a buttload of truly horrific childhood and adult trauma, and have had more concussions than a professional American football player. All of those inform why I’m grumpy and probably mean to you, but my love for my fellow trans folks, for my fellow disabled folks, goes far beyond whether I find any individuals amongst you annoying.
I’ve also got a side project called MxDmG, which is a more focused metal/screamo/punk operation that is also, get this, just me doing everything! It’s a fictional band that I made up for a Dungeons and Dragons game that I DM, and I couldn’t resist making a few real world songs for them. They’re an orc guitarist, a Tabaxi bassist, a centaur drummer, a Lizardfolk on horns and keys, and BB Flay on vocals. BB is a feisty little goblin woman who I based loosely on Otep Shamaya. This band is exclusively available on Bandcamp and currently has three songs that are all very good. They are:
Unnatural One | Undead Fortitude | Hunter’s Mark
My husband @ghostcashewart is responsible for most of the illustrations on my album art. His commissions are open and you should jump on that, he’s a master of his craft and great to work with.
Feel free to jump into my asks or whatever but be advised that I might be mean to you in either a funny or just normal way depending on what you say.
Let’s see um…
Oh yeah, basic housekeeping:
She/they
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Florida/Washington/Illinois/California/Appalachia
You can also find me on Bluesky stuffydollband.bsky.social
Open borders, abortion forever, trans rights, fuck fascists, end poverty, fuck the “AI” plagiarism machine, abolish ICE, abolish prisons, abolish the death penalty, fuck 12, real reparations for my black and native homies, if you aren’t willing to wage full-on war in the streets against oppressors then you shouldn’t own a gun.
Also shout out to the homies: Kris Henriksen | Apistat Commander | Teddy Hold On | Zhalarina | Jordan Eller | The Ringer | Aleshea Harris | Paige Beller | Eclectic Revival
Oh, and sometimes I post pictures of my dog cuz I have a dog now. Look at her, she’s great. Her name is Bingsu, she’s a German shepherd/husky mix
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This is too long to put in the tags so I’m just gonna tell the story here:
When I was in high school, I was president of the Poetry Club (shocking, I know!). My dear friend David was president of the Art Club. Now, David and I had the kind of relationship built on antagonism. We loved throwing jabs at each other ranging from annoying to genuinely cutting, but at the end of the day, he’d get in my car and I’d give him a ride home so there was never any bad blood.
One responsibility of the president of clubs was coming up with a campaign for recruitment. Our senior year, David decided to bring our beef into the area of public opinion with the slogan for art club being “Poetry Is Not Real Art.” I, not to be outdone, made the poetry club’s “Art Is Not Real Art.”
I, of course, contend that mine was better because, while undeniably derivative, it is a sentiment that could be argued to count as poetry. David’s slogan, however, is hard pressed to be considered “art” as defined on its own terms.
I’m sure you’re thinking “neither of these seems especially well designed to recruit people”. You’re correct! We didn’t care about recruiting people. If you gave a shit about either club, we didn’t need to convince you.
For all my animator friends, we all know that it’s a hard time for that line of work. Studios are shutting down, beloved projects are being shuttered. I’ve got the next big thing that’s gonna fix the industry. You all know cartoons. Get ready for this: Carthreens.
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"AMAB" i mean so what. i was jaundiced at birth too but nobody seems to want to assign social significance to that. they should though. they should assert that i will always have a jaundiced soul no matter how much urine i process. and mock me for my weak faggot kidneys #myweakfaggotkidneys
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It’s Pride. We will take back every inch of lost ground. We will salt their fields. We will burn their crops. We will win and we will build a better, queerer world in the rubble of their hollow empire.
#2! He did not, in fact recommend that I do acid. He DID recommend that I take psylocibin mushrooms though. He did give me a clean bill of health in regard to my heart, which is what I was there for of course, but the other thing he said about the fact that I’ve had over 12 concussions and likely have CTE! It just came up in conversation 🤷🏻♀️
Game 2, the lie was… 🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁
#3! You all guessed correctly on this one! He did actually sprint out of the room almost immediately upon entering the room, but it wasn’t for a medical emergency, it was to confer with a nurse about something. He did really sprint though, he was mobile af for a guy his age. Included below is the book
There's a recurring online tendency to aestheticize consensus itself. The imagined future village is full of emotionally compatible people who enjoy communal gardening, conflict resolution circles, acoustic folk music, mutual aid potlucks, and repairing bicycles together at sunset. Which is nice for the people who genuinely enjoy that lifestyle. But plenty of humans are solitary, prickly, obsessive, urban, nocturnal, sensory-seeking, technologically attached, contrarian, novelty-seeking, private, or just plain difficult. Those people do not evaporate after the revolution. They do not get Left Behind while you are Raptured into the Utopia. They become your neighbors.
it’s funny how we’re getting to the point in the AI lifespan where you can feel the desperation from tech companies to have you use their AI features. instagram has moved their AI effects to the top of the menu when you’re creating a post for your story, exactly where the draw/edit button used to be. gmail is creating one-click AI-generated replies right before you open up the text box. spotify put a beta AI playlist generator on the front page that looks just like a search bar so all of their users accidentally click on it when they go to search for a song.
tech companies are shaking in their boots trying to prove to shareholders that their investment in AI is worth it, to the point where they’re tricking their users into using the AI features even for a split second in order to fudge the numbers. like awww is your little environment-destroying toy not wielding the results you hoped for? so sad!
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Any time you think literally any aspect of life is ubiquitous, I want you to remember that I just spent 5min explaining “indie rock” to a guy in this, the year of our Lord and Savior Max Bemis 2026
