Okay dorks, I’m gonna try making a pinned post on here that does an actual introduction and either that’ll go somewhere or I’ll go back to doing it my way but let no one say I never tried to assimilate to Tumblr culture after a mere decade of being here in some form or other
I’m Stuffy Doll, which is a band. I play all the instruments (or sometimes play a keyboard that’s made to sound like them), I write and sing all the words (when there are words), I do all the production work (for better or worse). And it’s all available on all music platforms.
Some of my favorite Stuffy Doll songs I’ve made are:
Copper Ridge | Disaster Taxon | February | Buckhorn | Radium::Opium | Fields Like Blank Canvas | Magic Is For Everyone | Ziziphus | Bury Your Name | On The Dance Floor of The Castle
But if, like me, you’re an album person, I highly recommend starting with Ganymede Gives Up The Ghost or my new ballet, Le Ballet qui Saigne
Also I have a pair of songs that my fans have dubbed “The Blowjob Song” and “The Pussy Eating Song”, respectively. They are Diamondback Rattlesnake Venom and Alafia River Song. You can weigh in on whether that feels like a fair characterization of those songs lol
Some folks have compared my music to the following artists, to greater or lesser degrees of accuracy: My Chemical Romance, Paramore, Neon Trees, Childish Gambino, “Ed Sheeran mixed with a Rhino”, Bon Iver, Amanda Palmer, The Mountain Goats, Neil Diamond, Hole, Nirvana, La Dispute, clipping
The band, as a whole, is a lot of different genres, from indie rock to hiphop to metal to jazz to classical to experimental edm, all done with a punk sensibility. To shorten that, I generally just say “weird stories via weird music” or “A New Kind of Americana”. Think of it as music for people with ADHD, because it’s made by one. I’m also autistic, got a buttload of truly horrific childhood and adult trauma, and have had more concussions than a professional American football player. All of those inform why I’m grumpy and probably mean to you, but my love for my fellow trans folks, for my fellow disabled folks, goes far beyond whether I find any individuals amongst you annoying.
I’ve also got a side project called MxDmG, which is a more focused metal/screamo/punk operation that is also, get this, just me doing everything! It’s a fictional band that I made up for a Dungeons and Dragons game that I DM, and I couldn’t resist making a few real world songs for them. They’re an orc guitarist, a Tabaxi bassist, a centaur drummer, a Lizardfolk on horns and keys, and BB Flay on vocals. BB is a feisty little goblin woman who I based loosely on Otep Shamaya. This band is exclusively available on Bandcamp and currently has three songs that are all very good. They are:
Unnatural One | Undead Fortitude | Hunter’s Mark
My husband @ghostcashewart is responsible for most of the illustrations on my album art. His commissions are open and you should jump on that, he’s a master of his craft and great to work with.
Feel free to jump into my asks or whatever but be advised that I might be mean to you in either a funny or just normal way depending on what you say.
Let’s see um…
Oh yeah, basic housekeeping:
She/they
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Florida/Washington/Illinois/California/Appalachia
You can also find me on Bluesky stuffydollband.bsky.social
Open borders, abortion forever, trans rights, fuck fascists, end poverty, fuck the “AI” plagiarism machine, abolish ICE, abolish prisons, abolish the death penalty, fuck 12, real reparations for my black and native homies, if you aren’t willing to wage full-on war in the streets against oppressors then you shouldn’t own a gun.
Also shout out to the homies: Kris Henriksen | Apistat Commander | Teddy Hold On | Zhalarina | Jordan Eller | The Ringer | Aleshea Harris | Paige Beller | Eclectic Revival
Oh, and sometimes I post pictures of my dog cuz I have a dog now. Look at her, she’s great. Her name is Bingsu, she’s a German shepherd/husky mix
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Does anyone have the audiobook of Project Hail Mary saved that they could send my way? Apparently all Andy Weir’s English audiobooks are Audible Exclusive which means even libraries can’t lend them out
Hyperpop? No, sorry, I should have spoken up—what I’m into is hypopop. It’s not more poppier than pop. It’s less. Much less. It’s kinda etiolated and anemic? Like listening to a Kim Petras record that fell into the silty depths of a lake and was retrieved covered in the translucent, brown leaves of water-weeds. It’s like Charli XCX but it’s smears of encrusted salt on the wall of a canyon. You know? It’s like if 100 Gecs was a pair of dolmens in a vast dry field.
It's hard to explain to zoomers just how insanely homophobic the early 2000s were. If you were male, and like, washed your hair regularly, people would call you a faggot.
So, dudes who washed their hair and wore button ups developed the term "metrosexual" which meant "I care about my appearance but I am attracted to women and don't have sex with men."
And not just "oh people called you gay to be mean" like they literally thought you were homosexual and hiding it. Women would literally be like "damn, I was super attracted to him, but I heard he wore shorts more than twice in a week, so I guess he must like men."
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My new single “Love They Neighbor” is available NOW wherever you get your music!
It’s a song about Ned Flanders from The Simpsons grappling with his faith after the canonical loss of his wife, as well as being a song about just generally finding a path forward through grief. It also comes with two bonus tracks: an early demo that sounds totally different and a goth club remix
If that sounds up your alley, consider subscribing to my Bandcamp to get early access to everything I release, as well as getting to own everything I have or will release including a whole secret bonus album that’s exclusive to subscribers!
And if you can’t afford it, follow me and I’ll keep you posted on when other songs are released on all platforms
Also, shout out to the incomparable @ghostcashewart for this amazing cover art!
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